Say that you found out that a hitman was going to be to your house in five minutes...

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Slip in the DVD, Battlefield Earth. Once he comes into the room and sees that on TV, he'll empty his clip into the TV and dvd player. Then's my chance to take him down.

lmao :laugh:

 

[K1052]

Grab these and the loaded 30 round mags of 7.62 NATO goodness that go with them.

 

[Conky]

I'd sit quietly in the dark and wait for him. I ain't ascared of no steenking hitman! :laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
How about calling DainBramaged for backup? Because... you know... you fvck with him, you fvck with death!
Unless of course he's the hitman...

Dain as the hitman... this is starting to turn into some twisted sexy fantasy. :evil:

mosh, why didn't you just tell me this.

<puts on dark suit> <slips on leather gloves> <stretches piano wire>

:evil:

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Eh he couldn't get in my building at school. Security guards + need ID to enter building = owned hitman.

He's a hitman...he'd kill the guards and get in somehow

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i'd ask my neighbor to come over and house sit for me for a few minutes

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
How about calling DainBramaged for backup? Because... you know... you fvck with him, you fvck with death!
Unless of course he's the hitman...

Dain as the hitman... this is starting to turn into some twisted sexy fantasy. :evil:

Mosh fvcking with dainBra-er-death. We need pics to picture this properly

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Dain as the hitman... this is starting to turn into some twisted sexy fantasy. :evil:

Originally posted by: cheapdude
I am going to put on some Marvin Gaye music, light up some candles and get the lubes ready.

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Would do what any man would do.
Fap like there is no tomorrow.

Scintillating stuff....

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Slip in the DVD, Battlefield Earth. Once he comes into the room and sees that on TV, he'll empty his clip into the TV and dvd player. Then's my chance to take him down, maybe tie him up and make him watch all of Pauly Shore's movies on the laptop.

lmfao

 

[spidey07]

Lay bubble wrap on all entrances to the room that I'm in. Load up the shotgun and pistol, hide. Shoot at the first bubble that pops.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Yeah, where do you think I've been for so long? I finally turned the game back on him and finished him off this morning with an animality.

WTF Skoorb is back?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
He has your house rigged with C4. Once he's within range, he'll blow you sky high. He has infrared goggles, silenced mp5, and a tracking device on your car. NOW RUN!

Oh, I didn't think he would continue chasing once I left. That makes it tricky... well, he probably has a better car than me so with a tracking device he'd be able to catch up to me quickly. I'd blaze down the golfcourse and drive a little ways down until I reach a shopping center. That'd only take a few minutes and he would probably be just getting into the car heading towards my location, and it'd take longer for him if he's going to play it safe by avoiding trouble with the cops. He couldn't easily track me down to a single store, but in case he happens to come upon it by luck or whatever I'd make sure it was filled with many other people. As he's watching everyone I'd have to maybe purchase some clothes and be discreet about it.

Then, I'm off to traveling by foot and somehow finding a place that the hitman couldn't keep his eye on totally... although I have no idea what that would be. I hardly leave the house so in my confusion adapting to a different life, he'd spot me within a week.

 

[TheGizmo]

if i knew he was coming i'd definately have quite an advantage...3 seconds after i get a headshot on him, ill shoot him in the balls so he can feel the pain

 

[MercenaryForHire]

/takes notes and files under "Need to effectively counter these"

- M4H

 

[Rubycon]

My bodyguards will take care of this.

 

[DainBramaged]

Personally, I'd grab the .45, throw on my coat and run to the river. I know that area well so I'd start picking my way along the river till I got to the bridge. Only problem is that it's muddy and he'd be able to follow me quickly, so I'd probably make it to the bridge nearest my house, jack a car, and drive like mad for...I dunno.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: TheGizmo
if i knew he was coming i'd definately have quite an advantage...3 seconds after i get a headshot on him, ill shoot him in the balls so he can feel the pain

Once he got within 1/8th mile of your house, you'd be dead from the C4 explosion. Game over.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
My bodyguards will take care of this.

What if it's an inside job?

 

[Turin39789]

5 minutes? Then he's within range.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Personally, I'd grab the .45, throw on my coat and run to the river. I know that area well so I'd start picking my way along the river till I got to the bridge. Only problem is that it's muddy and he'd be able to follow me quickly, so I'd probably make it to the bridge nearest my house, jack a car, and drive like mad for...I dunno.

As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Grab a knife

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Personally, I'd grab the .45, throw on my coat and run to the river. I know that area well so I'd start picking my way along the river till I got to the bridge. Only problem is that it's muddy and he'd be able to follow me quickly, so I'd probably make it to the bridge nearest my house, jack a car, and drive like mad for...I dunno.

The heat vision goggles would probably cause a problem though. Does the river have many trees or other sources of cover? At night you'd probably be the only person there.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Personally, I'd grab the .45, throw on my coat and run to the river.

Any decent hitman would plan ahead and dump 20,000 piranhas in the river, set up multiple snares and have killer Amazon babes waiting in the bushes to crack your balls like eggs. Then?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Personally, I'd grab the .45, throw on my coat and run to the river. I know that area well so I'd start picking my way along the river till I got to the bridge. Only problem is that it's muddy and he'd be able to follow me quickly, so I'd probably make it to the bridge nearest my house, jack a car, and drive like mad for...I dunno.

The heat vision goggles would probably cause a problem though. Does the river have many trees or other sources of cover? At night you'd probably be the only person there.

I would be the only person, but I'm assuming that I have a two minute head start. There are plenty of trees and bushes and houses to hide around but I know he'd be close behind. I'm hoping that if I lured him away on foot and I managed to snatch a car, I'd get away like that. Even if he saw me, I'd probably dump that car and grab another one a few minutes later. I'd probably head out to my grandma's old house, hide the car in the pole barn, and wait there.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'd call the five-oh. The police station is only a few blocks from where I live.