Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Personally, I'd grab the .45, throw on my coat and run to the river. I know that area well so I'd start picking my way along the river till I got to the bridge. Only problem is that it's muddy and he'd be able to follow me quickly, so I'd probably make it to the bridge nearest my house, jack a car, and drive like mad for...I dunno.
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I'd call the five-oh. The police station is only a few blocks from where I live.
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
What if it's an inside job?
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would be the only person, but I'm assuming that I have a two minute head start. There are plenty of trees and bushes and houses to hide around but I know he'd be close behind. I'm hoping that if I lured him away on foot and I managed to snatch a car, I'd get away like that. Even if he saw me, I'd probably dump that car and grab another one a few minutes later. I'd probably head out to my grandma's old house, hide the car in the pole barn, and wait there.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I'd call the five-oh. The police station is only a few blocks from where I live.
And then you'd be singlehandedly responsible for the death of four-five cops also.
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I'd call the five-oh. The police station is only a few blocks from where I live.
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I'd call the five-oh. The police station is only a few blocks from where I live.
Aren't there police radios that can monitor calls to the cops and such? If they took you in for safe-keeping, he could find and kill you there.
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would be the only person, but I'm assuming that I have a two minute head start. There are plenty of trees and bushes and houses to hide around but I know he'd be close behind. I'm hoping that if I lured him away on foot and I managed to snatch a car, I'd get away like that. Even if he saw me, I'd probably dump that car and grab another one a few minutes later. I'd probably head out to my grandma's old house, hide the car in the pole barn, and wait there.
Is anyone living at the grandma's house? He could trace all of your relatives, and even spy on the home's of the closest relatives from a mile away. Unfortunately for me, the nearest family is roughly 1500 miles away, and I don't have any friends that could (or would) let me stay for a while. The downtown area is filled with tourists and random groups of people... maybe it'd be possible to just start living on the street.
Get in the car and drive down to the police station. Unless he's a Terminator, he ain't gonna get you there.Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I'd call the five-oh. The police station is only a few blocks from where I live.
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
i'd ask my neighbor to come over and house sit for me for a few minutes
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
It's empty right now. Their house is on the edge of a forest. Rather than parking it in the pole barn, I may drive it up to the edge of the forest and make it look like I ran in there. Then, by the time he figures out where I went, I'd be waiting, hiding in the house and he'd run to the forest, and I'd pick him off before he got there.
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
It's empty right now. Their house is on the edge of a forest. Rather than parking it in the pole barn, I may drive it up to the edge of the forest and make it look like I ran in there. Then, by the time he figures out where I went, I'd be waiting, hiding in the house and he'd run to the forest, and I'd pick him off before he got there.
The house would probably still be in the name of your grandparents, right? If I were a hitman I'd keep all known relations of the target on a map, and unless it was the first forest in the area it would seem odd for the target to happen choose that one. By pick him off do you mean spot him and leave or snipe him?
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
It's empty right now. Their house is on the edge of a forest. Rather than parking it in the pole barn, I may drive it up to the edge of the forest and make it look like I ran in there. Then, by the time he figures out where I went, I'd be waiting, hiding in the house and he'd run to the forest, and I'd pick him off before he got there.
Originally posted by: LS20
real hitmen arent all craftful like in the movies
theyre just slobby white trash who are willing to pull the trigger for cash
ill be in the neighborhood. first person to walk up to the house gets plugged
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
i'd ask my neighbor to come over and house sit for me for a few minutes
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
5 minutes? Enough time to load up one of my guns and lie in wait. I'd nail him before he even set foot on my porch. I mean if I knew he was coming, I'd have the advantage.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Probably. I'd start hopping walls (the walls here are ~5 feet tall and cinderblock, they're all very easy to hop) and then... hmm, I dunno. What kind of stuff does this hitman have? Infrared goggles? A wide assortment of weapons or just the traditional pistol and piano wire? It kind of depends.
He has your house rigged with C4. Once he's within range, he'll blow you sky high. He has infrared goggles, silenced mp5, and a tracking device on your car. NOW RUN!
Originally posted by: chambersc
There is no implication that the Hitman is there to kill me or anyone that I care about from the OP. "nothing short of leaving" umm, then leave...fast?