Say that you found out that a hitman was going to be to your house in five minutes...

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: chambersc
There is no implication that the Hitman is there to kill me or anyone that I care about from the OP. "nothing short of leaving" umm, then leave...fast?

hitmen regularly come to your house for tea and biscuits, eh?

"and assume that nothing you could do short of leaving would save you. What would you do, where would you go, where would you be safe? Assume he's very capable and will track you. Could you get away?"

that sounds like enough implication to me.

 

[edro]

I'd start loading my clip.

 

[dquan97]

I'd make a dummy out of pillows and stuff it on my bed underneath blankets, then hide in the closet with a stick of dynamite

 

[Electric Amish]

Arm the claymores that I have set by all points of entry.

 

[Unheard]

I'd call Samuel L Jackson and have him handle it for me. He'd even coin a new phrase, "That's it, I am tired of this mother fsking hitman in Unheard's mother fsking house!"

 

[Danman]

I would just get all of my firearms together and just wait. I have plenty of ammunition and guns to fight him off until the cops or someone else comes by.

 

[BoomerD]

Lock & load...then just wait quietly...
Remember, there's NOTHING wrong with bringing a knife to a gunfight...IF you know how to use it properly...

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: chambersc
There is no implication that the Hitman is there to kill me or anyone that I care about from the OP. "nothing short of leaving" umm, then leave...fast?

hitmen regularly come to your house for tea and biscuits, eh?

"and assume that nothing you could do short of leaving would save you. What would you do, where would you go, where would you be safe? Assume he's very capable and will track you. Could you get away?"

that sounds like enough implication to me.

Not to me.

 

[j00fek]

call the ghost busters

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I would move my motorcycle inside my house and leave the front door unlocked.
Start my engine, put it in first, hold the clutch...and wait for him to open the door.

Your bike moves faster than a bullet?






kewl

 

[f1sh3r]

find a suitable place for my wiener dog to hide. and then try to macgyver the dude. maybe see if i could borrow a neighbors gun... ok, id be dead. id just pray.

 

[WT]

Any hitman worth his salt would have the UPS guy enter your house first, then after you've shot the UPS guy and danced around, scoffing at his silly plan, in comes the hitman wearing a cop uni and drops you with a silenced shot to the head on the spot. C'mon guys, I do this stuff for a liv, errmmm, I have read enough to know how these things are done.

Any plan you have is ultimately dealt with .. the mission will not fail.

 

[buck]

I would retreat to my panic room.

 

[sao123]

beam me up scotty... oh sh1t... i am scotty...now what???????

 

[zeruty]

I'd grab my MAK-90 and SKS. Load them up with 30 round clips (before you ask...yes, SKS is modded to accept AK-style clips.) and grab the 12 guage. I would use the rifles to pick him off before he entered the house, but if necessary I'd use the 12 guage if he some how made it into the house. I'd save the .357 magnum for me in case he is a super powered zombie and the other guns didn't take him out.

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I would move my motorcycle inside my house and leave the front door unlocked.
Start my engine, put it in first, hold the clutch...and wait for him to open the door.

and then he'd come into the back window and shoot you...

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: WT
Any hitman worth his salt would have the UPS guy enter your house first, then after you've shot the UPS guy and danced around, scoffing at his silly plan, in comes the hitman wearing a cop uni and drops you with a silenced shot to the head on the spot. C'mon guys, I do this stuff for a liv, errmmm, I have read enough to know how these things are done.

Any plan you have is ultimately dealt with .. the mission will not fail.

Plan - Asplode nuke/dirty bomb.

Mutually Assured Destruction.

Hitman loses.

 

[BurnItDwn]

That gives me about an hour or so to get away, as I'm at work, and if the hitman is at my house, then it would take him about an hour to get to where I work unless he can fly ... then less than an hour.

I guess I would go out to my car and just start driving. I live west of here, so the hitman's first thought would be that I was probably heading east, however, I know that the hitman knows that I would try to trick him by going North or South ... and if the hitman is going to com eafter me, he probably already knows I don't like to deal with hot weather, so south is out of the question ... so ... I would go north, and the hitman would know that I would be going north, so actually, I wouldn't go north, I would go West.

 

[Raduque]

Despite the fact that he may be a professional hitman, nobody would be able to escape notice if they were trying to wire up my house with C4. There's ALWAYS somebody home, so unless he had a personal cloaking device, he'd be noticed. Also, a hitman's job isn't to call lots of attention to his work as it happens - a big-ass explosion is pretty damn attention getting.

So, since there's no C4, I'd load up my guns and lay in wait for him. When he busts in, I'll pop him then call the cops, and because I'm in Texas, I won't even get a stern talking to Oh, and I'd disappear his MP5PDWS in my personal collection before they get here.

 

[DaShen]

Go to a Police Station :roll:

You people live out in fantasy land sometimes.

 

[SSSnail]

You go outside and hide across the street, just as he's getting there, run and kick your door in and yell "COME OUT COME OUT" and act pissy that you didn't find anyone. If the guy ask, tell him "You're looking for that bastage too?"

 

[JRich]

Originally posted by: ntdz

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Eh he couldn't get in my building at school. Security guards + need ID to enter building = owned hitman.

He's a hitman...he'd kill the guards and get in somehow

He can't kill too many if he wants the Silent Assassin rating.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and assume that nothing you could do short of leaving would save you. What would you do, where would you go, where would you be safe? Assume he's very capable and will track you. Could you get away?

I doubt he is better armed than I am.

Toys, toys, toys, and more toys.

 

[child of wonder]

Assuming I had no family (wife and kids) I'd take off for the nearby huge cabinet factory then attempt to sneak out on a shipping truck. Once off the truck I'd contact an old friend I haven't talked to in years and get a little cash then get a fake ID, SS#, and start working in hiding in a different state.

Since I have a family, I'd take them, steal a car, and drive far, far away.