Scenario: If you could only wear a MAGA hat or swastika armband for the rest of your life?

[Mayne]

No loopholes guys. Which is it going to be?

 

[realibrad]

No loopholes guys. Which is it going to be?

What country am I in?

 

[Mayne]

The entire world.

 

[Jaskalas]

No loopholes guys. Which is it going to be?

Armband. You can cover that !@#$ up.

 

[Mayne]

you win.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

My gut says MAGA hat however without knowing how Mueller will end that could be a bad choice.

 

[Jaskalas]

you win.

I had concern that would be ruled a loophole.

 

[Mayne]

I had concern that would be ruled a loophole.

technically it is. but I like how you think.

 

[dank69]

Swastka. When the inevitable confrontations arise from it, I'll just say "Hey, it was either this or a MAGA hat." Everyone will understand.

 

[cytg111]

Imagine sleeping with a cap for the rest of your life.. Also its going to get complicated when you have to undress unless the swastika armband was to-the-skin, I guess you could bathe and sleep with that and have it covered up during the day...
Also, there is always loopholes, even when there are no loopholes.
I could get the swastika and travel to a parallel dimension where WW2 never happened. I think thats plan A.

 

[tommo123]

tell everyone you thought the swastika was the buddhist/hindu symbol

 

[Mayne]

or connect the dots on the image.

 

[Indus]

tell everyone you thought the swastika was the buddhist/hindu symbol

Doesn't work.

A dhamma has 4 dots in the middle and it curves outward.

 

[trenchfoot]

Let's take this a step further and have either MAGA or the swastika carved into to each person's forehead ala Inglorious Basterds. If that were the case I'd carve a WD at the end of MAGA and claim religious piety of the mortifying flagellant variety and if it were the 'ol swastika, I'd fill in the open areas of it to make it look like four adjoining squares and tell people I'm a loyal Windows/Microsoft fanboi.

And yes, I'd go that far because it's a so much better option than having myself known as "proud and patriotic" racist Trump trash.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Armband, because a man with no arms is still better than a man with no head.

 

[UberNeuman]

If I wear them both how soon will I appointed to lead the GOP?

 

[brandonbull]

I'm guessing there would be plenty on here to vote for a hammer and sickle.

 

[Jaskalas]

I'm guessing there would be plenty on here to vote for a hammer and sickle.

Yes, America is all Nazis and Communists. We've got it all figured out.

 

[Jhhnn]

I'm guessing there would be plenty on here to vote for a hammer and sickle.

And I'm guessing you have a miniature Nazi armband tattooed on the shaft of your penis.

 

[brycejones]

And I'm guessing you have a miniature Nazi armband tattooed on the shaft of your penis.

Probably very tiny, only so much surface area to work with.

 

[senseamp]

MAGA hat because men wearing MAGA hats haven't killed any of my extended family ... yet.

 

[BoomerD]

Both...why can't we have both?

After all...if we HAVE to wear one or the other...why not both?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I'm guessing there would be plenty on here to vote for a hammer and sickle.

I agree look at how many voted for Trump

 

[Bitek]

I'm guessing there would be plenty on here to vote for a hammer and sickle.

You're the guys who love KGB Putin, very honorable Kim, and think Canada, Mexico and Nato are screwing is over, ripping us off and need to be attacked.

Hammer and sickle would be an upgrade from the cock and asshole you guys fly.

 

[Bitek]

Would have to be the hat.

MAGA just says "I'm a racist, unpatriotic idiot, driven by fear because I'm such a loser and can't compete with semi-literates who can't speak English"

Armband says "let's do that mass murder thing again and have our country bombed to oblivion by all the decent, civilized people of the world."

Not really a choice.