Scenario: You can only have one for the rest of your life

[Harrod]

Probably mustard, I could do without Ketchup pretty easily.

 

[DietDrThunder]

ketchup is for children.

Well i guess that you haven’t eaten mashed potatoes with ketchup then.

 

[lxskllr]

Eeew.
Mayonaise on a sandwich....

I don't care for mayonnaise. I just like that comic, and had a good chance to use it. Mustard, or oil and vinegar is what belongs on a sandwich.

 

[William Gaatjes]

I don't care for mayonnaise. I just like that comic, and had a good chance to use it. Mustard, or oil and vinegar is what belongs on a sandwich.

lol.

 

[lxskllr]

lol.

You don't like them either?! What do you put on sandwiches?

 

[William Gaatjes]

You don't like them either?! What do you put on sandwiches?

Slices of salami.
or
slices of grilled chicken roulade
or
cumin and caraway seed flavoured cheese.
or
a combination when i make toast :
slices of salami with old beemster cheese wich is of exceptional taste and flavour, and thin slices of green bell peppers.



I never put any butter or mayo or oil on my sandwiches or anything else.
I do not like the gushy wet flavor with sandwiches.
Once in a while when i have to be on location for my work i do sometimes get sandwiches with butter but i just eat them quickly.

There is an exception, when i eat slices of boiled eggs on sandwiches, i do add a bit of ketchup and yayo on it for the flavour. But that is to make the slices of boiled eggs taste even better.

While for any food that i cook i use olive oil, no butter or other stuff. I try to avoid butter as much as possible.
However, i do love stroopwafels made with creambutter and honey.
They are the best IMHO.

 

[lxskllr]

Slices of salami.
or
slices of grilled chicken roulade
or
cumin and caraway seed flavoured cheese.
or
a combination when i make toast :
slices of salami with old beemster cheese wich is of exceptional taste and flavour, and thin slices of green paprika.

I never put any butter or mayo or oil on my sandwiches or anything else.
I do not like the gushy wet flavor with sandwiches.
Once in a while when i have to be on location for my work i do sometimes get sandwiches with butter but i just eat them quickly.

There is an exception, when i eat slices of boiled eggs on sandwiches, i do add a bit of ketchup and yayo on it.

While for any food that i cook i use olive oil, no butter or other stuff. I tried to avoid it as much as possible.
However, i do love stroopwafels made with creambutter and honey.
They are the best IMHO.

I don't often make sandwiches. When I do, it's usually grilled cheese. Fried in olive oil, no toppings. If I'm buying out, ham and cheese gets mustard. Cold cut subs get oil and vinegar. I got a Mediterranean wrap yesterday from a local deli. It's basically a salad wrapped in a tortilla. It comes with nothing by default, and it's too dry imo. I get it with "a little" oil and vinegar, and it's just about perfect. To make it perfect, they'd offer it with anchovies.

edit:
I also occasionally make veggie burgers. Those get hot sauce as a condiment.

 

[BudAshes]

Onions, and jalapeño or kraut

Yeah, hotdogs don't really need ketchup. Ketchup is for french fries and hash browns.

Tabasco is best on fries, with malt vinegar a close second. I've never bought ketchup since I've been out on my own. Every once in a blue moon, I'll put ketchup on fries for something different, but that's because most places haven't acknowledged the magic of Tabasco, Of course, I'll also get ketchup on burgers when that's the way come. I don't care enough to get it removed, but I'll never use it at better burger places, where you tell them exactly what you want.

tl;dr
If ketchup disappeared from earth, I wouldn't notice it was gone.

Tabasco is the worst. It's especially heinous when you ask for hot sauce and they come out all proud of themselves with a bevy of Tobasco sauces, like it tastes less crappy when it's green.

 

[lxskllr]

Tabasco is the worst. It's especially heinous when you ask for hot sauce and they come out all proud of themselves with a bevy of Tobasco sauces, like it tastes less crappy when it's green.

The only Tabascos worth considering are the original(cause it's a genre defining classic), and the habanero cause it gives extra heat, with the classic Louisiana style. Green and chipotle(I swear to Odin I'm tired of chipotle everything) have no reason to exist.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yeah, hotdogs don't really need ketchup. Ketchup is for french fries and hash browns.


Tabasco is the worst. It's especially heinous when you ask for hot sauce and they come out all proud of themselves with a bevy of Tobasco sauces, like it tastes less crappy when it's green.

Chile racist!

 

[William Gaatjes]

I don't often make sandwiches. When I do, it's usually grilled cheese. Fried in olive oil, no toppings. If I'm buying out, ham and cheese gets mustard. Cold cut subs get oil and vinegar. I got a Mediterranean wrap yesterday from a local deli. It's basically a salad wrapped in a tortilla. It comes with nothing by default, and it's too dry imo. I get it with "a little" oil and vinegar, and it's just about perfect. To make it perfect, they'd offer it with anchovies.

edit:
I also occasionally make veggie burgers. Those get hot sauce as a condiment.

I can imagine when it is dry it needs to be softened up.
I usually just drink some water in between sandwiches.

Veggie burgers are nice. I have to learn how to make the burger myself.
But i have bought veggieburger (just the "meat") often and taste good.
In those cases i make my burgers myself and with fresh lettuce, fresh onion rings, fresh sliced tomato and ketchup and yoghurt based mayo (I call it yayo).

Sometimes i make satay burgers. Yum.

 

[zinfamous]

Mustard, obviously.

Only children eat ketchup

 

[kennyreid95]

ketchup or mustard?

Food is Life

 

[snoopy7548]

Food is Life

Life is food. I love me some human flesh right off the bone. Mmmm mmm good eatin'.

 

[nakedfrog]

a combination when i make toast :
slices of salami with old beemster cheese wich is of exceptional taste and flavour, and thin slices of green paprika.

Slices... of paprika? Is paprika a different thing in your country?

While for any food that i cook i use olive oil, no butter or other stuff. I try to avoid butter as much as possible.

But why though? Butter is great.

 

[soulcougher73]

Ketchup by a bajillion miles.

This

 

[William Gaatjes]

Slices... of paprika? Is paprika a different thing in your country?

It seems i was in a babylonian word confusion. Woops...
I meant a green bell pepper, they are called paprika in dutch.

 

[BadTrip]

 

[nakedfrog]

It seems i was in a babylonian word confusion. Woops...
I meant a green bell pepper, they are called paprika in dutch.

That makes much more sense to me

 

[William Gaatjes]

That makes much more sense to me

I am sure it tastes better to on a toasted sandwich with old beemster cheese and salami.

 

[momeNt]

The answer to this thread is as follows.

Dumb question.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Ketchup. There are plenty of things that can fill the mustard void. Heinz tomato ketchup is irreplaceable. Fight me IRL if you disagree.

 

[JM Aggie08]

ketchup is for children.

You shut your filthy mouth.

 

[homebrew2ny]

Only a homunculus would need make such a choice...