Scrubs - some great lines from that show

[Homerboy]

isnt it the last season for Zack Braff? So last season likely of (good) scrubs. I dunno if they can (or should) carry on without him.

 

[rivan]

It's SOOO hard to choose.

 

[ric1287]

1-"your face is old and wrinkley"
"yeah, well that shirt you are wearing is gay"

2-"looks like someone's gone prematurley gray....Thats gonna hurt with the ladddddieeesss"

3-" i would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr. Acula.......yes i read your screen play"

4-"why would i want to look for an apartment when i am living with the most beutiful girl on the planet."

"Really, whats his name?"


EDIT MORE

"zoom zoom zoom......thats miiinnnee."

"well i dont know kylee, maybe turk and carla want to join us on the bed...."

JD-"time to try out the greatest nickname ever.......hey whats up black whale"
Turk- "no....."
Carla-(few min later)....so shawn how did you get that scar on your side?
Shawn- "A black whale......"
Turk- "You rang?"

 

[Kevin1211]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
isnt it the last season for Zack Braff? So last season likely of (good) scrubs. I dunno if they can (or should) carry on without him.

link?

 

[swtethan]

something about turk being inside jd (surgery) i forget....

 

[George P Burdell]

"Good morning, reasons-why-I-drink!" -Dr. Cox to his interns

 

[mlm]

MAGIC!!!

 

[rockyct]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
isnt it the last season for Zack Braff? So last season likely of (good) scrubs. I dunno if they can (or should) carry on without him.

IDK, he's silliness pisses me off sometimes, but it would be a very different show without him.

 

[Kelvrick]

Must leave thread before bursting out laughing at work.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
This is the best scene ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vbtpr6XWy4

HAHAHA yes!!! yes it is! i laughed so hard the first time i saw that episode... jesus, that's hilarious even the 10th time around.

 

[eits]

i always liked:

janitor: "here's a riddle... two people broke your bike... one of them wasn't me"

 

[Pshawn5]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
This is the best scene ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vbtpr6XWy4

winnar!! i was laughing for 5 mins after that.

 

[dennilfloss]

The Todd:

"Something beautiful is happening."

 

[BigJ]

J.D.: How's it going?
Janitor: I'm 37 years old, and I'm a janitor; how do you think it's going?
J.D.: Now, there is nothing wrong with being a janitor.
Janitor: Really? Thank you. You...you've turned my life around. I'm gonna have to go tell my janitor wife and all our janitor kids that life is worth living; and that comes straight from our hero, Dr. Whoozitz.... Dr. Nothin'. No, seriously, come on. You can come over to my humble house and point out things that are cheap.

 

[KDOG]

JD to Turk: Is there anything I should know about dating a black girl?
Turk: Man, all you gotta know is if they ask you if they have a big butt, you say "Hell yeah."

HAR!

 

[Rob9874]

Dr. Cox's Fiancee: I don't want to change my name
Elliott: Why, you don't like Cox?
Fiancee: No, I love Cox
Todd (from out of nowhere): Best conversation ever!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: mlm
MAGIC!!!

YES!!! Makes me :laugh: everytime!

 

[ArchCenturion]

I dont remember the episode, but there was one time when JD, came in, wearing a wierd looking helmet.


It was his HAIRmet. Hair protection i guess, that cracked me up

 

[Accipiter22]

I love all the Dr. Acula bits they do...I liked the one where Turk was Dr. Acula

 

[Zenmervolt]

In JD's mind: "Quick, say something before this gets akward!"
Out loud: "Banana Hammok!"

ZV

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
isnt it the last season for Zack Braff? So last season likely of (good) scrubs. I dunno if they can (or should) carry on without him.

he already said he'd be back, plus even without him they're carrying on

 

[shelaby]

carla "Why is there a pancake in the fork drawer"
turk "I think you mean why is there a fork in the pancake drawer...wassup"

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: Homerboy
isnt it the last season for Zack Braff? So last season likely of (good) scrubs. I dunno if they can (or should) carry on without him.

he already said he'd be back, plus even without him they're carrying on

I don't think the show could really go on without him. Most of the show centers around his relationship with Cox and his relationship with Turk. Without JD there would be no scrubs.

 

[Tremulant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22yNaLdiGA - Knife Wrench!!

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22yNaLdiGA - Knife Wrench!!

for kids!