TraumaRN
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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
More secrets from healthcare/hospital
-Doctors can and do cry from time to time. They are human too.
-The treatment for gonorrhea/chlamydia is painful to begin with at least when treated in an ER. If you happen to have one of these two STDs and treat the nurses/doctors like sh!t the treatment will be more painful. One of the medications you get is an intramuscular injection called ceftriaxone. It's extremely painful so we normally dilute the medication with lidocaine to numb the muscle. Well when you treat us like crap, we suddenly 'can't find' any lidocaine and inject you undiluted.
-It pretty much follows that if you treat your nurses and doctors like crap, we'll talk smack about you, be slower with any and all treatments and do our best to avoid you. We have many other patients to deal with, usually far sicker, and dont need your crap on top of it. We're not robots, we're human, we try our best.
-If you come in to an ER with plain old nausea, vomiting and diarrhea with no other complicating factors a good ER will have you out in about 3 hours, 4 maximum. Why? Because you need an IV, some basic lab work(which with a good lab takes about 20 minutes to get results) and something to calm your stomach/stop the vomiting, then bolus you with a couple liters of fluid and you are good to go.
-Finally, for the love of all things holy, if you have a primary care physician and arent feeling well CALL THEM FIRST!!!! Dont come to the damn ER unless they tell you too and only AFTER you called them.
More to come later if people want.
OK, I got one... When people get stuff stuck up their rectum, do you guys keep copies of the X-Ray's? If so, do you keep the best ones and share them with friends after work?
Ehhh my hospital is totally paperless so all the x-rays are on computer now accessible to anyone with internet access and access to our Citrix remote desktop. Tho when we do have a patient with something interesting we do call other people round to look(as in bullets, keys, coins etc)