See y'all later, I'm gonna make my own ATOT with Blackjack and Hookers

[sandorski]

Just got this e-mail and can't figure out how much is being spoken of, but it seems a lot....



"This is to officially inform you regarding your ATM CARD sum of ($3.900,000.00 Million Dollars) which will be delivered to your address through ATM Card Delivery Via DHL. Your ATM Card has been deposited with DHL already; so kindly contact Mr. Leonard Bennett and ask him how much is their Security Keeping Charge, also update them with: 1. Your Name which you prefer we use when shipping your ATM Card. 2. Your Current mailing (Delivery) Address where your ATM Card should be mailed 3. Your Private Mobile Number for the Priority Express Mail to Contact you when they arrive at your door step. Reply this email with the below contact details. Contact person: Mr. Leonard Bennett Email: Sincerely, Ms. Maria Jones."

 

[Krazy4Real]

WOW! Congrats. You're so lucky!

 

[sandorski]

WOW! Congrats. You're so lucky!

ikr, I might invite y'all!

 

[BurnItDwn]

When something seems too good to be true, then it must be true! Big congratulations!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That doesn't buy as many hookers as you think and they charge extra for the really weird stuff. You'll be broke again in 6 months.

 

[sandorski]

That doesn't buy as many hookers as you think and they charge extra for the really weird stuff. You'll be broke again in 6 months.

What a 6 months it will be though!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

What a 6 months it will be though!

Hell yeah! You'll get some great memories, some truly horrifying regrets and a whole host of new diseases. Maybe film it all, try to sell a documentary when you get out of rehab.

 

[Captante]

That doesn't buy as many hookers as you think and they charge extra for the really weird stuff. You'll be broke again in 6 months.

And what about the blow? Like baseball & apple pie....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

And what about the blow? Like baseball & apple pie....

It's finances dude. Some people don't do a lot of blow and if you skip that you can afford more hookers. And stronger antibiotics.

 

[Captante]

It's finances dude. Some people don't do a lot of blow and if you skip that you can afford more hookers. And stronger antibiotics.

Its just not the same ...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Its just not the same ...

I agree. If you're going to descend into debauchery do it right. There should be hookers, blow, a Rolls Royce in the swimming pool, midget rodeo, the whole nine yards. But OP wants hookers and blackjack. Even though he's clearly a freak, it's his Nigerian inheritance, he can spend it how he likes.

 

[sandorski]

I agree. If you're going to descend into debauchery do it right. There should be hookers, blow, a Rolls Royce in the swimming pool, midget rodeo, the whole nine yards. But OP wants hookers and blackjack. Even though he's clearly a freak, it's his Nigerian inheritance, he can spend it how he likes.

Damn straight.

 

[disappoint]

As an expert in all things Nigerian and non-Nigerian, as well as potato and non-potato, it is my duty to inform you that you indeed do have it made. In addition to the deluge of cash that awaits you in the here and now, you will be greeted with no less than 72 virgins in the afterlife. While it is true said virgins will be overweight, unkempt, fedora wearing, smelly, neckbearded virgins that likely passed away from a Dorito overdose in their basements after all all nighter playing WOW, you should be grateful for this blessing. Or appalled. That's fine as well.

 

[sandorski]

As an expert in all things Nigerian and non-Nigerian, as well as potato and non-potato, it is my duty to inform you that you indeed do have it made. In addition to the deluge of cash that awaits you in the here and now, you will be greeted with no less than 72 virgins in the afterlife. While it is true said virgins will be overweight, unkempt, fedora wearing, smelly, neckbearded virgins that likely passed away from a Dorito overdose in their basements after all all nighter playing WOW, you should be grateful for this blessing. Or appalled. That's fine as well.

Fuckin eh!

 

[Darwin333]

I agree. If you're going to descend into debauchery do it right. There should be hookers, blow, a Rolls Royce in the swimming pool, midget rodeo, the whole nine yards. But OP wants hookers and blackjack. Even though he's clearly a freak, it's his Nigerian inheritance, he can spend it how he likes.

Midget bowling is where it's at!

 

[Perknose]

I'm happy for you, OP. And the hookers. Your plan is the kind of stimulus package America needs.

Hookers are one group Trump doesn't mind on their knees, even as you sling your Star Spangled Banana right into their Oval Orifice.

Btw, Trump's claim that he's never payed for sex is true. Sure, he's promised to many times, he's just never actually payed up.

 

[sdifox]

You should ask Madoka on how to spend it.

 

[AdamK47]

What kind of fringe benefits does one get if they become a mod on your new forums?

I'm just asking for a friend.

 

[sandorski]

What kind of fringe benefits does one get if they become a mod on your new forums?

I'm just asking for a friend.

Friday Mod Orgy

 

[sandorski]

You should ask Madoka on how to spend it.

Don't need a vacation home or exotic car.

 

[Humpy]

I made a few calls to find out a little more about this Bennett character. He's one of the good guys and OP has absolutely nothing to worry about here.




Leonard Bennett

Consumer Protection Litigator

Newport News, Virginia
Law Practice
Current

1. Consumer Litigation Associates, P.C.,
2. Virginia Poverty Law Center,
3. National Consumer Law Center

Previous

1. National Association of Consumer Advocates,
2. Leonard A. Bennett, P.C.

Education

1. George Mason University School of Law

 

[John Connor]

LOL!

I have several E-mail addresses and one is for finances, eBay, PayPal, Amazon, etc. I rarely get spam in that account. If I do I know it's more than likely an idiot that sold my E-mail out from an eBay purchase or some idiot had their contacts list stolen. So when I do get spam I immediately report it to https://www.spamcop.net/anonsignup.shtml

So far it's helped.

 

[zinfamous]

I'm not entirely positive, but I think that 3.900,000.00 Million is more atoms than there are in the universe. Wow, more dollars than there are atoms...and it will only buy you a stick of gum ~200 years from now.

 

[sandorski]

I'm not entirely positive, but I think that 3.900,000.00 Million is more atoms than there are in the universe. Wow, more dollars than there are atoms...and it will only buy you a stick of gum ~200 years from now.

That's why the Party starts now, because later I'll be broke either way!