Seinfeld quotes! --- Favorites episodes..

[KameLeon]

Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

Actually, that's the only one I remember..

I still watch the re-runs and it's funny everytime! My favorite is probably the one where kramer goes swimming in the dirty river!

 

[bolomite]

George Costanza: "I was in the pool!"

Jerry: "Wait! DOLORES!"

 

[heat23]

Jerry "your teeth....their all brown" kramer "no....look away.....im Hideous"

 

[luv2chill]

God there are so many... but one of my favorites is when Kramer's number got changed to 777-FILK.

Kramer: "Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you want to see?"

l2c

 

[Androck99]

George's answering machine: "Believe it or not, George is not home, Please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home...BEEP"

 

[N8Magic]

(opens door to Jerry's apartment, with the Commando 8000 air conditioner that he [kramer] sold him installed in window)

Kramer: Oh my god, the air conditioner!

(a/c falls out window, smooshes dog that bit Elaine)

 

[ThundercatHO]

kramer when he was taking karate lessons..
"They whiped my a$$ Jerry!"

 

[pdiddy]

i liked the frogger episode

 

[Taz4158]

The Marine Biologist
The Limo
The Cafe
The Bubble Boy
The Contest
The Hot Tub

 

[UberNeuman]

"All right! Let me finish my coffee... and then we'll go watch them slice that fat bastard up!"

 

[nullshark]

When Crazy Joe DeVola asks Kramer "Do you like clowns?"
And Kramer just looks terrified and squeeks out a pethetic little "no."

 

[gittyup]

"Happy Festivus, for the rest of us"

"Extra MSG for me" - ordering chinese food

"My boys need a house" - talking about jockeys or briefs

How about Kramerica Industries!

"The Bro"

"The Manzere"

"Poppy peed on my sofa"

 

[SpongeBob]

See my sig

From the episode where Newman and Kramer are playing Risk(quite possibly the greatest board game of all time!)

 

[JBAR]

"I was a marine biologist!" (George describing pulling the golfball out.)

"I'm starting to percolate." (Kramer with diarrhea.)

"I like the hats." (George giving the reason why he wants to join the Latvian Orthodox church.)

And my fave: "Here's to feeling good all the time!" (Kramer toasts then chugs a beer with a cigarette still in his mouth.)

 

[SpongeBob]

JBAR, it's "Here's to feeling good, all the time"

that's one of my favorites too

 

[SmiZ]

Kramer: "These pretzles are making me thirsty!!"

 

[JBAR]

Really? It must be too early for me to remember. Thanks.

 

[Underclocked]

The show about shrinkage was hilarious. Elaine's comment to the effect of "I don't know how you guys carry those things around."
Looking at Kramer, any episode.
George's mother catching him in a bit of self-indulgence.
The girl scout selling cookies at the door at just the wrong time.

Great shows, certainly an all time classic series.

 

[Webbed]

Jerry: Men don't care about what's on TV, men only cares about what else is on TV.

Elaine: You're good but not that good (the diapharmg(sp?) worthy episode)

 

[uncouth]

HelloooOOOOOOOOOOO

STELLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Newman: If the landlord ever finds out he'll throw me out onto the street where I'll be among the hooboos, dancing for nickles...
Krammer: Get a hold of yourself Newman.

Jerry: Not that theres anything wrong with that!
George: No of course not!

"The Reverse Peephole" = my favorite episode

 

[Capn]

"The sea was angry that day my friends"

*sniff*, I miss Seinfeld.

 

[luv2chill]

LOL yes...

"Let's hear your case. Why are you sponge-worthy?"

oh and another classic Elaine episode:

"Sorry... I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare."

l2c

 

[rgb7]

I'm Out ................Kramer

 

[Zenmervolt]

"You know the name now. The cat me-aaaaaaaaa is out of the bag." - Cosmo Kramer

"Newman" -Jerry


Zenmervolt

 

[Balt]

SERENITY NOW!!!