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[shabby]

Insanity later

 

[BDawg]

I like Jerry's door lock that has 1 fatal flaw. "The door must be shut!"

 

[arod324]

I love the Bubble boy episode.
"George: Which group invaded Spain in XXXX?
BubbleBoy: The Moors.
George: Nope. It says the "Moops" on here"

Not exactly quoted, but close enough
Elaine: "Could i just take a "pop-urine" test"?

 

[whateverdude]

ITS EUROPEAN!

 

[arod324]

Hehe, is that when Seinfeld wears the "European Carryon" (purse)?

 

[thebestMAX]

So many-

Are you sponge worthy?
Do you like clowns?
NO SOUP FOR YOU !
Georges answering machine message.

 

[phule]

Helllllooooooooooooooo


and


Hole in one!

 

[uncouth]

Thats a shame.

 

[Regine]

Too many to list here..

 

[heat23]

no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel hey no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel

 

[heat23]

george: "but your not a REAL doctor"
kramer: "well he doesnt know that. im not going to betray that trust"

 

[trmiv]

The Bubble Boy Episode was a classic

All I want to know is, when are they going to release Seinfeld episodes on DVD? Even just a "Seinfeld: The 20 Best" set would be fine with me. SOMETHING!!!

 

[Parrotheader]

GEORGE: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!
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GEORGE: Maybe this will become a cool thing... Living with your parents.
JERRY: Yeah, and then maybe baldness will catch on. Things will all be turning your way.
GEORGE: Hey, believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think's gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?
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Snapple??
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Are you the master of your domain?
*******
Kramer: It's like a sauna in here (sitting in a sauna)

 

[Parrotheader]

There's actually a file with a bunch of these floating about on Napster. Try searching for "Classic Lines from Seinfeld" in the Title field. It's not that funny actually, but it's still ok.

 

[myputer]

Can you spare a square?

 

[PassatVR6]

OMG Im surprised nobody mentioned this one yet, I dont remember any quotes from the episode but here it is:

The smelly B.O. car episode

Jerry cant get rid of that awful smell, he cant even get a guy to steal his car because it smells so bad in there.

 

[SOONER]

Jerry explaining to George about cleavage,,,,,,
"its like the sun, you can only glimpse at it, not STARE at it".....

 

[SexEPid]

"I'm Out!!!" (Kramer while slamming down his money on the counter)

Master of your Domain

Pid

 

[MegalodoN]

Elaine:



<< I think the dingo ate your fianc&eacute;'... >>




It's an inside joke for me and my fianc&eacute;


--M

 

[tim0thy]

i like the episode with keith hernandez. now, THAT was funny!

 

[XMan]

&quot;That, my friends, is one magic loogie.&quot;

 

[tim0thy]

xerox, word...

 

[SuperSix]

Kramer:

&quot;My boys need a home!&quot;

 

[Pyxis]

Favorite episode is Soup Nazi

 

[Nitatoe]

The episode where they see who can go the longest without masturbating.

KRAMER-&quot;I&quot;M OUT&quot;