Seinfeld quotes! --- Favorites episodes..

[silent tone]

No quote, just the look on all the guys faces at the end of the episode where elaine left that erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder, and George fell in love with her.

 

[Emos]

Forget the episode but....
Kramer: "In my mind, I'm already there!"

 

[buck]

The one where George pushes the old lady and kids outta the way when smoke fills the room.

 

[ThundercatHO]

"A$$" man was a good episode.....the proctologist

 

[WetSprocket]

I like the one that goes backwards in time. Very clever...
I also like the one where Kramer adopts the highway and makes the lanes wider.

 

[BlueIce]

Anything that comes out of George's screaming parents are a RIOT!! SERENITY NOW!
Elaine's kicking-snaping-fingers-dance.
Kramer's adopt a highway.
George on a wheelchair trying to get away from a bunch of senior citizens chasing him on their wheelchairs... going 5mph. LOL

Can't think of any good quotes now, mind is total blank...but heres a few.
"There's the guy, swarm, swarm!" - Jerry alerting that george was stealing.
"Hellooo"
"Don't think you can just start a open-door-urine policy just like that. Yeah, lets all bring a bucket and go on to Jerry's to have a pee party!"

 

[andrey]

My favorite? Definetely this one:

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!?"

 

[andrey]

This one is pretty good too:

Just listen: "...They're real and they're spectacular."

 

[Taz4158]

<< makes the lanes wider. >>


Hehehe, luxury lanes.