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Originally posted by: her209
Other examples of Elaine Benes being irresponsible:Originally posted by: ManyBeers
One incident, i think on the whole Elaine is more responsible.Originally posted by: her209
Kramer IS more responsible than Elaine. Elaine spend $10,000 on a hat in which George Costanza gave away.
Elaine stays at Jerry's apartment. Leaves the door open and Jerry's apartment gets robbed.
Elaine recommends the boyfriend of an author to clean Jerry's apartment. He steals the statue.
Elaine slips George's boss a mickey after flirting with him.
Elaine starts laughing hysterically after Jerry puts the pez dispenser on her lap ruining a recital.
Elaine refuses to take off her Orioles hat at a NY Yankees game.
Elaine adjusts the rear-view mirror on the way back from the swap meet. This causes George to run over a pot hole.
Elaine dates crazy Joe Davola.
Elaine pressures Jerry into visiting the Bubble Boy.
Elaine screws up Jerry's relationship with the virgin. Her boyfriend, JFK Jr., ends up sleeping with the virgin.
Elaine runs into the Chinese delivery boy, Ping, who was delivering food to Jerry's apartment.
Elaine tells George and Jerry to pretend to be a gay couple. Elaine refuses to take her coat off at the writers apartment. They are outed in the newspaper.
Elaine accidentally trips and falls into Sidra's "real and spectacular" breasts.
Elaine files a complaint against Monk's Coffee Shop. She complains that they are only hiring large breasted women.
Elaine causes the President of NBC to become obsessed with her. Jerry loses the sitcom deal.
Elaine pretends to be deaf in order to avoid talking to the limo driver. Jerry, George, and Elaine later get stranded by the limo driver.
Elaine dates Lloyd Brawn. She gives him a losing idea for his mayoral candidacy. Lloyd Brawn goes to the asylum after she breaks up with him.
Elaine breaks it off with Tony the pretty boy after his rock climbing fall.
Elaine attempts to secretly record Testikov saying that he threw the pocket protector out of the limo. Testikov throws the record out the window of his high-rise apartment.
Elaine buys a box of Juji-Fruits at the movie theater before going to the hospital to see her boyfriend. Because she stuffs her mouth with Juji-Fruits, she is unable to talk and Pendant Publishing goes under.
Elaine buys a mechanical pencil but uses Jerry's phone number as the call back number.
Elaine continuously call and hang up on couple causes them to breakup.
Elaine aggravates Poppie and he pees on Jerry's new couch.
Elaine causes a big fuss over the merger of Morgan Springs and Poland Springs.
Elaine gets blacklisted from Hop Sings. She gets her boyfriend blacklisted from Hop Sings also.
Elaine lends out Mr. Pitts racket and fails to get it back.
Elaine trys to convert a gay man and ultimately fails.
Elaine aggravates Poppie and he pees on the replacement couch in Mr. Pitt's building.
Elaine gets kicked out of manicure shop for bringing in a spy.
Elaine plans to have some dogs kidnapped.
Elaine doesn't wake up Jean-Paul in time for his marathon.
Elaine is indecisive on her order and is banned from the Soup Nazi's restaurant. She finds his recipes in an amour and puts the Soup Nazi out of business.
Elaine leaves Jerry and George hanging on a date with J. Peterman.
Elaine asks Susan to hang out. George's worlds collide.
Elaine inadvertently advertises herself to Lloyd Brawn. She lies to Lloyd that Jerry wears glasses.
Elaine screws up a her musician boyfriend's career.
Elaine gives Sue Ellen Mishky a bra which she wears as a top.
Elaine causes George's affair with Marissa Tomei to be found.
Elaine tells Frank Costanza about the village idiot back in Tuscany.
Elaine fakes coming onto Bob the deaf guy.
Elaine dates the salesman in order to get a deal on some dresses from Milan.
Elaine overbids on JFKs golf clubs. She leaves them in Jerry's car which gets stolen by the mechanic.
Elaine plots with Jerry to separate a couple for their own good.
Elaine changes her mind on kids after her boyfriend has a vasectomy.
Elaine fixes up Jerry with "Man-Hands".
Elaine keeps George away from her subordinate Anna which makes Anna like George even more. She tapes over the ending to the bootleg video. Elaine breaks up Anna and George.
Elaine tries to steal her medical records after she finds out what he is writing about her.
Elaine causes a mutiny by promoting a subordinate she is afraid to fire.
Elaine stabs her ex-boyfriend in the head with a fork.
Elaine convincers her boyfriend to grow his hair out. He comes to the realization he is balding.
Elaine is intrigued by Vincent and his picks. She later finds out he is a kid while bringing him booze.
Elaine and Jerry kill Susie.
Elaine takes a job as a janitor in order to live close enough for food delivery.
Elaine recalls a story that disqualifies her friends from adopting.
Elaine shops at Pu de Mayo to get revenge at Cinco de Mayo.
Elaine convinces Mr. Lippman to invest in a store that sells muffin tops. The bottoms are donated to the homeless. The homeless shelter complains about the missing muffin tops.
Elaine makes fun of a co-worker because she doesn't swing her arms when she walks.
Elaine unsuccessfully tries to siddle the sidler.
Elaine uses Kramer's meat slicer for other than slicing meat.
Elaine finds out she slept with the fiance of Sue Ellen Mishky.
Elaine throws out Joe Mayo's fur coat thinking its Puddy's. She refuses to replace the coat.
and on and on.
Kramer left the door open. A for effort, though i could eat that list up if i had a mind to.