SEND YOUR NAME TO MARS! SIGN UP NOW!

[MyCulito]

HERE IT IS FOLKS:

SNOOP LINKETY LINK

THEY EVEN GIVE YOU YOUR OWN CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY!

GIVE IT A WHIRL!

 

[Justincase]

I wonder if I can send my mother-in-law there along with my name...just to be sure it gets there :Q

 

[Danman]

<< I wonder if I can send my mother-in-law there along with my name...just to be sure it gets there :Q >>



My little brother can go too......

 

[mdp7]

Do they provide the much needed protection when those martians come looking for you.

 

[Tates]

Some people say I'm already there, so I might as well make it official

 

[DAWeinG]

Beam me up Scotty!! Dammit Jim! You sound corny as hell and the nasatech html modulator generator is down!

 

[Ziptar]

I wonder if once you send your name to mars you will then start to receive Martian SPAM??

I can just imagine the subject headers in my inbox...

"I made 821,345,567,756.00 Altairan Dollars in six earth months! So Can You!!!"
"Free Hot Nude Pics of Green Orion Slave girls"
"Win a FREE Vacation to Santraginus V"
"Learn how to build your own Infinite Improbability Drive using Tea and other simple household products"
"Huge Clearance on all Nutrimats at Sirius Cybernetics Corporation! Click Now!!!"
"Buy one get Three FREE and Free shipping on all Vogon Poetry at amazon.com"

Hmmm.... temping

 

[gtd2000]

Might as well send it to the bottom of the sea - who's gonna read it

Sorry to be a boring fart

Wonder if they have online casinos or x-cams there too?.....

 

[JohnnyPastrami]

Been there. It's cold, dusty and the service is horrendous. It's back to Miami for me...

 

[gtd2000]

Must be the same - full of Aliens too is it not...hehe...

I can't complain I'm an Alien too

 

[newphatdaddy]

Thanks - good post

 

[DrPizza]

What makes this deal hot is FREE SHIPPING! (I'd hate to think what Fed-Ex or UPS would charge)
Is there some way to get Staples or someone to pricematch the free shipping?

 

[nekote]

repost from the end of July.

Humor - my (harried) neighbor's response:
Thank you.
Now my kids' names will go to Mars as well,
although these days I would rather send THEM to Mars!

 

[Raycer]

Just put my kids' first names,
Makes it harder for the aliens to track'em down !

Thanks

 

[kendogg]

cool

 

[Dukota]

Those names going to mars will be the first ones the martians look up when they invade earth. You will all be eaten.

 

[Wooster]

Thanks.

 

[no0b]

teeheeeheee
neutralbot
mine

 

[OutHouse]

would i get spam from mars?

 

[kewl]

That's right Mr Martian. I PUT my name at the bottom of that pile of trash.

 

[bob92]

<< teeheeeheee
neutralbot
mine >>



"Note: It is a violation of U.S. Code to improperly use Federal computing resources. You are on an official US Government (Federal) web site now. "

Better watch out, no0b...they might be comin' for ya!

 

[Larz]

My son really enjoyed his certificate....THANKS!!!

 

[HellMutt]

Got my whole family going to Mars back in July of last year.
Nice thing is I can still search to find names and look at the certificates almost a year later.

We are spreading our spam to the outer planets now.. At least the Martians will have plenty of goofy names to laugh at while planning our demise.

 

[no0b]

<< "Note: It is a violation of U.S. Code to improperly use Federal computing resources. You are on an official US Government (Federal) web site now. " >>


omfg no
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAEEEEE
(or something like that)

 

[Jwyatt]

27 Mickey Mouses going up there. Thats a popular name these days huh?