[SERIOUS] How can i immigrate to a Western nation and claim benefits?

[inf1nity]

With all the news stories about immigrants from other nations coming into Europe and costing the state a ton of money, i wonder how loose their laws are that make it so easy for the resources to misused by immigrants.

Latest example.

I wonder if it would be possible for me to do something similar. I am bored of living in India for so long and could really use a change of scenery and some fresh air.

If i wanted to immigrate to the US, Canada or any other western European country and claim benefits from their government, how do i go about it? Who do i contact? Do i just show up and claim that i need asylum, or should i contact their embassy in India?

What are the cheapest ways to get on the other side of the planet?

I am 20 years old, male. I do not have any job worthy skills, but i speak and write good English, so i could probably teach junior classes.

So, how do i achieve this?

 

[norseamd]

Well considering you are from India all you need is some type of scientific or professional degree from one of your universities or colleges.

 

[inf1nity]

But i suck at science and math

(Apart from basic algebra)

 

[jaedaliu]

I'm pretty sure a major requirement for asylum is that your life must be at risk if you remain in your home country.

Don't bother coming to the US to teach. You need at least a 4 year university degree and a Masters degree in education to teach.

 

[norseamd]

Well then you might be out of luck.

We like to import Indians with professional degrees by the thousands.

 

[inf1nity]

I'm pretty sure a major requirement for asylum is that your life must be at risk if you remain in your home country.

Well if i don't get a job soon i might die of hunger, so i guess that's a yes

 

[highland145]

Fly into Mexico, travel north and say your name is Pedro Montoya. Profit.

 

[inf1nity]

Fly into Mexico, travel north and say your name is Pedro Montoya. Profit.

I suck at climbing fences

 

[highland145]

I suck at climbing fences

Obama had them taken down.

 

[inf1nity]

Well then you might be out of luck.

We like to import Indians with professional degrees by the thousands.

Is there any scope for a foreign finance professional over there? Or are only engineering degrees valued?

 

[amdhunter]

OP are you a banging hot Indian chick? I'll marry you. Send me some nude pics for verification first.
Just be house-trained because that shitting anytime and anywhere in the street thing does not go well over here.

 

[norseamd]

OP are you a banging hot Indian chick? I'll marry you. Send me some nude pics for verification first. Just be house-trained because that shitting anytime and anywhere in the street thing does not go well over here.

Only some time until Ebola and Hindu superbugs combine.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Do you work in IT? You could work for a company like Wipro. I don't know about Europe, but over here I've worked with a lot of Wipro contractors.

 

[FerrelGeek]

Fly into Mexico, travel north and say your name is Pedro Montoya. Profit.

Beat me to it. Bring a woman with you that's about to pop a baby as well. They baby will be a US citizen and you're good to go.

 

[boomerang]

Or, fly into Canada and cross over on a boat. https://www.projectveritas.com/can-isis-enter-america-canada/

Getting in here is easy peasy and the Federal Reserve is cranking out money like there's no tomorrow. Just get in line, the wait is minimal. You'll have a roof over your head, utilities and food before you can even call us all imperialist pigs.

 

[Leymenaide]

Or, fly into Canada and cross over on a boat. https://www.projectveritas.com/can-isis-enter-america-canada/

Getting in here is easy peasy and the Federal Reserve is cranking out money like there's no tomorrow. Just get in line, the wait is minimal. You'll have a roof over your head, utilities and food before you can even call us all imperialist pigs.

So true, So true.
Just remember to change your name to Jose and you will not be illegal only undocumented.

 

[IronWing]

But i suck at science and math

(Apart from basic algebra)

No one will know that until you are already here. Then you'll fit right in.

 

[coffeejunkee]

Good question.

I think you should go to Africa, contact some smugglers who will take you to Lampedusa and hope your boat doesn't sink. But you need cash, several thousand at least. Also, make sure you ask for asylum in the country you want to actually stay, and not in Italy itself because you'd basically go from bad to worse.

Should be some info on EU website too.

 

[manimal]

join the french foreign legion!


They dont fight anyone and you get to meet interesting people!

 

[cabri]

By Western do you mean the US/Canada or Europe?

The US/Canada will not support you unless you come as a refugee from a nation where your life would be considered as in danger if you were sent back.

If you were to get in, illegally, you will need some skill set to survive at a place that will not look at your paperwork or find someone who has legit paperwork that you can "borrow".

there are legal channel to immigrate to the US/Canada; however, you need a skill set or patience. Unless you can find a sponsor. (Employment but you have no skills accordingly) or use a mail order wedding (Sell yourself)