This actually happened to me twice: One with the door to my condo, a rather well-reinforced door that wasn't going to budge an inch on a kick - I had to call a locksmith to literally cut the handle open.
The other time was on the door to my bedroom. I didn't have a cell phone or anything in there with me, but luckily I did happen to have a screwdriver in my nightstand; I disassembled the thing to get out. Since then I've always kept a screwdriver set in the nightstand, ever vigilant against the threat of fucked up door handles.
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Guys serious question.
Is it possible to file a complaint with the Fire Department or NYC 311 to complain? It's extremely dangerous to be trapped in an apartment with no way out.
If that part is truly seized, then the door can't closeThe part on the door that goes in and out is completely seized. I tried using a hammer to get it to move but it won't budge. If it closes, I am dead.
I have no idea how to fix this shit. None.
You forgot to mention the man can't be wearing designer Diesel jeans like the ones OP would be wearing.Only on AT:OT will you find a bald ape that can use a smartphone with 10 times the computational power of the first moon lander but can't change a handle and lock set of a bloody door.
If you had a man card I would be flying over there right now to take it off you, as you actually posted this here I know you don't have a man card so I can safely mock you over the interwebs.
Here is the easiest way to fix the problem.
Go outside and look for a man, you may have trouble because you think a man looks something like you. They don't. Just find a male human being whos arm are roughly 3 times the size of yours, he will have stubble and be wearing non ironic clothes. If you aren't sure if someone is a man or not one sure fire way to tell is watching a woman walking by him, her knees will go weak and she will stumble a little.
Once you have found the man go take his huge hand in yours, look into his eyes and say this.
"Can you help me please I need a man"
You can then take him to your apartment (GET HIM A BEER) and he will fix your door.
Why did you shut the door in the first place if you were alone in the apartment?
Long story short,
I was lucky I had a cell phone at the time and called my brother who had an extra key to my apartment, so I didn't have to dial the Fire Department. It took him about 20 minutes to get me out after he got here.
This is why I like living in a house, if something breaks I can fix it. In an apartment you can get in trouble. Either way I would fix something like that myself allowed or not. Or I'd just let it lock and bust the door down to damage it even more so they have to fix the entire frame too.
Speaking of getting locked into places, I almost locked myself in the hospital MHU once when I worked there. Turns out the door that locked behind me did not quite latch and I was able to get out. Otherwise I was stuck in the stairwell. I don't know if they would have actually let me out, I'd have to prove that I'm not mentally insane and actually work there. :awe:
The part on the door that goes in and out is completely seized. I tried using a hammer to get it to move but it won't budge. If it closes, I am dead.
I have no idea how to fix this shit. None.
If that part is truly seized, then the door can't close