Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18432 / 66
57) conjur ...............................16287 / 45
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
265)Adul .....................................2724 / 14
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) OhioDude ...........................19833 / 49
48) Poopaskoopa ....................19645 / 20
51) WayneS ...............................18827 / 39
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17118 / 96
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17060 / 40
59) Ben98SentraSE ..................15048 / 164
The Great 10K CountDown:
90) mucman .........................9937 / 9
91) Ammocan .......................9909 / 147 :Q
92) Aaron Busi .....................9845 / 21
93) M² .....................................9842 / 126
94) Maku ...............................9784 / 16
98) Wiz ...................................9577 / 22
101)Fardringle ........................9302 / 21
102)GolfGeek .........................9252 / 2
103)Amer .................................9250 / 99
111)John Wulff ........................8293 / 57
125)Jatwell ..............................6933 / 83
The Crunch & Munch 10K
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9365 / 18
107)minendo ............................8871 / 32
117)The Wildnet Team............7449 / 15
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
143)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
153)Electrode .............................5437 / 31
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
640)BobTheWizard ....................718 / 7
3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................----- / 73 (2133)
Mighty Micron .......................11260 / 72 (1994)
Rebel Alliance ...................17118 / 96 (1937)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15019 / 76 (1925)
jatwell ......................................6933 / 83 (1918)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
Soni .....................................40815 / 72 (2885)
BigWoofer ..........................15000 / 21 (2494)
Major Tom ..........................23913 / 67 (1973)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Marrkks .................................5403 / 31 (1414)
Electrode ..............................5437 / 31 (1305)
LyNx01 .................................2826 / 5 (1196)
neovan ..................................7049 / 34 (1042)
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13300 / 111 (1270) :Q:Q
ZeroEffect .........................13077 / 0 (1070)
The Wildnet Team..............7449 / 15 (1045)
Maggotry ..............................5789 / 16 (938)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9937 / 9 (1196)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
KCJeeper ............................7052 / 14 (982)
Kruptikos ..............................4569 / 14 (945)
crt1530 ...............................13303 / 25 (778)
BigFatCow ...........................4330 / 34 (706)
ElFenix ..................................9088 / 13 (633)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
BobTheWizard .....................718 / 7 (491)
Emos ..................................3551 / 8 (402)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66619 / 15
6) Smokeball .......................56609 / 175
10) IsOs ................................50245 / 838 :Q:Q:Q
11) LastKnight .....................49152 / 220
16) The Federation .............41010 / 148
23) Pazoo ..............................30203 / 83
24) m2kewl ..........................29534 / 68
26) zodder ............................28155 / 74
29) Crazee ............................26953 / 99
31) Networkman ..................25684 / 5
33) LANMAN..........................24928 / 5
34) IJump .............................24425 / 4
39) Yield.................................23068 / 48
41) def ....................................22489 / 34
42) wirelessenabled ...........22006 / 113
43) Darth Polo ......................20925 / 300 :Q:Q
44) SoulAssassin ...............20519 / 420 :Q:Q
46) EvilWobbles ..................19985 / 64
49) DroolMAN! ......................19475 / 12
64) Basilisk420 ....................13692 / 45
74) Karsten ...........................12966 / 42
76) Swanny ...........................12026 / 52
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
116)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
145)teriba..................................5663 / 24
149)Dazmite ............................5584 / 8
155)Evadman ..........................5229 / 12
157)Pyxis ..................................5030 / 13
158)Ishmael2k ........................4932 / 6
178)sukhoi ...............................4180 / 1
262)DAPUNISHER .................2763 / 15
264)Spacehead ......................2737 / 11
272)Logix .................................2626 / 3
293)Starrider ............................2373 / 14
394)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
404)Actaeon .............................1608 / 10
471)Lithium381 .......................1284 / 0
534)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 1/13:
IsOs - 50000 (50245)
LastKnight - 49000 (49152)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 41000 (41010)
Barbary - 33000 (33036)
wirelessenabled - 22000 (22006)
GhettoFob - 19000 (19030)
Ben Davis - 15000 (15048)
Toft / Vold - DK - 15000 (15019)
bigwoofer - 15000 (15000)
Swanny - 12000 (12026)
Sofa King - 10000 (10000)
PraetorianGuards - 250 (251)
De Genius - 250 (250)
cjsketchy - 100 (103)
StarUPlink - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
OhioDude - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 - 1/11/2003
MoFunk - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/10/2003
PhotoLenny - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/10/2003
Poopaskoopa - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/9/2003
RattleDagger - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/8/2003
paf077 - The Crunch & Munch 10K - 1/4/2003
Marrkks - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 1/2/2003
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Big time power purges this morning. Big Gertie almost ran out of shockie awards to give out overnight. We keep telling her that if she didn't put so many sausages in her shockie sack to snack on while she makes her rounds, she'd have more room for shockie awards to hand out, but she never listens...
In The Great 10K CountDown, Ammocan is making a concerted effort to keep Muckity Mucman from becoming number 90 in the 10K lounge. Busting up 147 wu's overnight, Ammocan pulls to within 26 workunits of Mucky and earns himself one of Gertie's jaw droppers for the effort. Minnie Minendo appears to be back in top racing form in The Crunch & Munch 10K. With his wu whackers now whacking in the thirties once again, Minnie has regained his prior position as one of the top racers in the SRL. Meanwhile, the wild and wooly Wildnet Team rests up a bit after their ground rattling monster dump from yesterday. Bullet BobTheWizard continues his long and lonely quest for the 1K milestone marker in Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash. With his head down, crunchers pounding, Bullet Bob is the picture of concentration, the hallmark of what Team Anandtech is all about.
With the flatulence supply nearly exhausted on the red Rascal Rider, Rowdy Ray carefully dismounts the little red beast lashed to the side of the psychadelic Funky Bus and works his way back inside the bus where Captain Funky gives him a hearty high-five for his effort. And as a reward, he pulls out an old Commodore's 8-track tape and throws the tape in the tape player where it's already positioned at the Rayster's favorite tune. "Owww! She's a brick! <da da da da dum boom-boom> House!" But Rowdy Ray and MoFunk had best not party too hard because there's something nasty looming in the rear view mirror slightly to the rear of Mighty Micron. That huge cloud of dust rising is being kicked up by the quickly approaching Rebel Alliance, who have blasted away their pre-race deficit and are making their way towards the front of the pack in a hurry. If the Funky Pair has any more flatulence left, they'd best be figuring out a way to pipe it into the Rascal Rider for another boost.
Sizzlin Soni is steaming hot in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! As many of the young ladies in the stands bounce up and down wearing their "Soni Sizzles!" T-shirts, TA-Seti's stats master pounds out an impressive 72 workunits to extend his lead and bring the finish line to within view only 115 wu's ahead. Magical Marrkks and Excellent Electrode match each other's 31's for the day in the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's, earning a pair of smilies for the effort. Bad Bad Baldy is sooooooooo baaaaaaad in the 1500 WU Smackdown! Earning two of Gerties limited number of shockies for his stellar 111, Baldy18 employs the "Queue, Tinkle, Powie!" maneuver to perfection, stunning both the crowd and his competitors.
Advancements among racers on 1/13 include Ben98SentraSE up 2 to 59, Ammocan up 2 to 91, M² up 2 to 93, John Wulff up 1 to 111, Jatwell up 1 to 125, BobTheWizard up 6 to 640, Basilisk420 up 1 to 64, Swanny up 1 to 76, Starrider up 1 to 293, Actaeon up 1 to 404.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18432 / 66
57) conjur ...............................16287 / 45
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
265)Adul .....................................2724 / 14
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) OhioDude ...........................19833 / 49
48) Poopaskoopa ....................19645 / 20
51) WayneS ...............................18827 / 39
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17118 / 96
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17060 / 40
59) Ben98SentraSE ..................15048 / 164
The Great 10K CountDown:
90) mucman .........................9937 / 9
91) Ammocan .......................9909 / 147 :Q
92) Aaron Busi .....................9845 / 21
93) M² .....................................9842 / 126
94) Maku ...............................9784 / 16
98) Wiz ...................................9577 / 22
101)Fardringle ........................9302 / 21
102)GolfGeek .........................9252 / 2
103)Amer .................................9250 / 99
111)John Wulff ........................8293 / 57
125)Jatwell ..............................6933 / 83
The Crunch & Munch 10K
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9365 / 18
107)minendo ............................8871 / 32
117)The Wildnet Team............7449 / 15
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
143)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
153)Electrode .............................5437 / 31
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
640)BobTheWizard ....................718 / 7
3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................----- / 73 (2133)
Mighty Micron .......................11260 / 72 (1994)
Rebel Alliance ...................17118 / 96 (1937)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15019 / 76 (1925)
jatwell ......................................6933 / 83 (1918)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
Soni .....................................40815 / 72 (2885)
BigWoofer ..........................15000 / 21 (2494)
Major Tom ..........................23913 / 67 (1973)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Marrkks .................................5403 / 31 (1414)
Electrode ..............................5437 / 31 (1305)
LyNx01 .................................2826 / 5 (1196)
neovan ..................................7049 / 34 (1042)
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13300 / 111 (1270) :Q:Q
ZeroEffect .........................13077 / 0 (1070)
The Wildnet Team..............7449 / 15 (1045)
Maggotry ..............................5789 / 16 (938)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9937 / 9 (1196)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
KCJeeper ............................7052 / 14 (982)
Kruptikos ..............................4569 / 14 (945)
crt1530 ...............................13303 / 25 (778)
BigFatCow ...........................4330 / 34 (706)
ElFenix ..................................9088 / 13 (633)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
BobTheWizard .....................718 / 7 (491)
Emos ..................................3551 / 8 (402)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66619 / 15
6) Smokeball .......................56609 / 175
10) IsOs ................................50245 / 838 :Q:Q:Q
11) LastKnight .....................49152 / 220
16) The Federation .............41010 / 148
23) Pazoo ..............................30203 / 83
24) m2kewl ..........................29534 / 68
26) zodder ............................28155 / 74
29) Crazee ............................26953 / 99
31) Networkman ..................25684 / 5
33) LANMAN..........................24928 / 5
34) IJump .............................24425 / 4
39) Yield.................................23068 / 48
41) def ....................................22489 / 34
42) wirelessenabled ...........22006 / 113
43) Darth Polo ......................20925 / 300 :Q:Q
44) SoulAssassin ...............20519 / 420 :Q:Q
46) EvilWobbles ..................19985 / 64
49) DroolMAN! ......................19475 / 12
64) Basilisk420 ....................13692 / 45
74) Karsten ...........................12966 / 42
76) Swanny ...........................12026 / 52
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
116)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
145)teriba..................................5663 / 24
149)Dazmite ............................5584 / 8
155)Evadman ..........................5229 / 12
157)Pyxis ..................................5030 / 13
158)Ishmael2k ........................4932 / 6
178)sukhoi ...............................4180 / 1
262)DAPUNISHER .................2763 / 15
264)Spacehead ......................2737 / 11
272)Logix .................................2626 / 3
293)Starrider ............................2373 / 14
394)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
404)Actaeon .............................1608 / 10
471)Lithium381 .......................1284 / 0
534)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 1/13:
IsOs - 50000 (50245)
LastKnight - 49000 (49152)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 41000 (41010)
Barbary - 33000 (33036)
wirelessenabled - 22000 (22006)
GhettoFob - 19000 (19030)
Ben Davis - 15000 (15048)
Toft / Vold - DK - 15000 (15019)
bigwoofer - 15000 (15000)
Swanny - 12000 (12026)
Sofa King - 10000 (10000)
PraetorianGuards - 250 (251)
De Genius - 250 (250)
cjsketchy - 100 (103)
StarUPlink - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
OhioDude - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 - 1/11/2003
MoFunk - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/10/2003
PhotoLenny - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/10/2003
Poopaskoopa - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/9/2003
RattleDagger - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/8/2003
paf077 - The Crunch & Munch 10K - 1/4/2003
Marrkks - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 1/2/2003
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Big time power purges this morning. Big Gertie almost ran out of shockie awards to give out overnight. We keep telling her that if she didn't put so many sausages in her shockie sack to snack on while she makes her rounds, she'd have more room for shockie awards to hand out, but she never listens...
In The Great 10K CountDown, Ammocan is making a concerted effort to keep Muckity Mucman from becoming number 90 in the 10K lounge. Busting up 147 wu's overnight, Ammocan pulls to within 26 workunits of Mucky and earns himself one of Gertie's jaw droppers for the effort. Minnie Minendo appears to be back in top racing form in The Crunch & Munch 10K. With his wu whackers now whacking in the thirties once again, Minnie has regained his prior position as one of the top racers in the SRL. Meanwhile, the wild and wooly Wildnet Team rests up a bit after their ground rattling monster dump from yesterday. Bullet BobTheWizard continues his long and lonely quest for the 1K milestone marker in Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash. With his head down, crunchers pounding, Bullet Bob is the picture of concentration, the hallmark of what Team Anandtech is all about.
With the flatulence supply nearly exhausted on the red Rascal Rider, Rowdy Ray carefully dismounts the little red beast lashed to the side of the psychadelic Funky Bus and works his way back inside the bus where Captain Funky gives him a hearty high-five for his effort. And as a reward, he pulls out an old Commodore's 8-track tape and throws the tape in the tape player where it's already positioned at the Rayster's favorite tune. "Owww! She's a brick! <da da da da dum boom-boom> House!" But Rowdy Ray and MoFunk had best not party too hard because there's something nasty looming in the rear view mirror slightly to the rear of Mighty Micron. That huge cloud of dust rising is being kicked up by the quickly approaching Rebel Alliance, who have blasted away their pre-race deficit and are making their way towards the front of the pack in a hurry. If the Funky Pair has any more flatulence left, they'd best be figuring out a way to pipe it into the Rascal Rider for another boost.
Sizzlin Soni is steaming hot in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! As many of the young ladies in the stands bounce up and down wearing their "Soni Sizzles!" T-shirts, TA-Seti's stats master pounds out an impressive 72 workunits to extend his lead and bring the finish line to within view only 115 wu's ahead. Magical Marrkks and Excellent Electrode match each other's 31's for the day in the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's, earning a pair of smilies for the effort. Bad Bad Baldy is sooooooooo baaaaaaad in the 1500 WU Smackdown! Earning two of Gerties limited number of shockies for his stellar 111, Baldy18 employs the "Queue, Tinkle, Powie!" maneuver to perfection, stunning both the crowd and his competitors.
Advancements among racers on 1/13 include Ben98SentraSE up 2 to 59, Ammocan up 2 to 91, M² up 2 to 93, John Wulff up 1 to 111, Jatwell up 1 to 125, BobTheWizard up 6 to 640, Basilisk420 up 1 to 64, Swanny up 1 to 76, Starrider up 1 to 293, Actaeon up 1 to 404.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.