Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30594 / 22
40) cakin ....................................26248 / 49
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
58) Swanny ...............................19816 / 50
59) LiveLongAndProsper .......19797 / 14
61) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19272 / 30
63) Assimilator1 ......................18498 / 32
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)Reagan CRW .....................9940 / 65
111)neovan .................................9821 / 33
112)JimMc ...................................9782 / 19
113)The Wildnet Team..............9490 / 25
115)serialb ..................................9361 / 20
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby: <--------------------------- Rockin' Robor rocks back into second!
Rebel Alliance ....................38116 / 181 (1030)
Robor .................................137745 / 132 (758)
Crazee .................................39342 / 122 (749)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................17577 / 71 (252)
CraigRT ..............................28933 / 54 (164)
MoFunk ...............................15795 / 43 (161)
soni .....................................46637 / 52 (161)
JonB .....................................5211 / 31 (131)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
Pazoo ..................................41594 / 93 (284)
zodder ..................................36394 / 93 (267)
jatwell ..................................16212 / 37 (164)
Ammocan ...........................16814 / 29 (96)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................19816 / 50 (3136)
zodder ..................................36394 / 93 (2659)
cakin ....................................26248 / 49 (2383)
lane42 .................................30594 / 22 (2197)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................9940 / 65 (283)
EvilWobbles ........................23731 / 60 (204)
Mighty Micron .......................16485 / 52 (183)
WayneS ................................23820 / 46 (181)
OhioDude ............................24790 / 42 (175)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................13063 / 45 (1503)
m2kewl ...................................34586 / 35 (1108)
SoulAssassin .......................24009 / 25 (1097)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <------------------ Poopsie vaults into the lead!
Poopaskoopa ................22239 / 30 (983)
Wiz ...................................12271 / 23 (976)
AstIsis ................................1604 / 27 (902)
gistech1978 ....................3737 / 28 (879)
serialb ...............................9361 / 20 (806)
DAPUNISHER .................4612 / 0 (112)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7777 / 17 (1251)
Kruptikos ...............................6190 / 11 (874)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1558 / 9 (66)
Pyxis ....................................6164 / 8 (55)
BobTheWizard ..................1658 / 4 (41)
ManWithPlan .....................1802 / 3 (35)
GasPath2 ...........................4665 / 2 (14)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
Adul .....................................4903 / 22 (704)
BigFatCow .........................5915 / 13 (644)
SoggySocks ........................686 / 14 (412)
JustStarting .......................4412 / 10 (348)
SWScorch ..........................3492 / 1 (312)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................643 / 4 (492)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1293 / 4 (276)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................93402 / 343
6) LastKnight ......................78322 / 9
7) Smokeball ......................75045 / 143
9) IsOs .................................59954 / 65
13) The Federation ..............52732 / 149
27) wirelessenabled ...........35432 / 122
30) LANMAN..........................33076 / 13
32) Ben98SentraSE ............31512 / 87
36) Networkman ..................28486 / 14
42) Tarca ...............................25652 / 11
70) Basilisk420 ....................16576 / 14
95) Panhead49 ....................12012 / 31
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10936 / 4
107)Old Geezer .......................10352 / 4
137)Dazmite ............................6792 / 9
139)Evadman ..........................6679 / 5
191)sukhoi ...............................4907 / 7
200)ys ........................................4701 / 10
226)Spacehead ......................4010 / 8
382)TheEvil1 .............................2045 / 12
404)Lithium381 .......................1914 / 0
559)JetsFanatic ........................1139 / 0
632)Shimmishim ......................914 / 4
662)titanmiller ............................832 / 11
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Milestones achieved on 5/6:
TeAm Smokeball - 75000 (75045)
TeAm M&M - 68000 (68133)
Rebel Alliance - 38000 (38116)
M² - 24000 (24112)
SoulAssassin - 24000 (24009)
Mihai - 18000 (18024)
John Wulff - 14000 (14009)
panhead49 - 12000 (12012)
Wildhund - 2500 (2505)
CyberDuck - 1500 (1519)
johnmal - 250 (257)
gwheeloc - 250 (251)
PunDogg - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Karsten - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/6/2003
Panhead49 - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 5/3/2003
TheEvil1 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 5/2/2003
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
lobadobadingdong - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/28/2003
WayneS - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/24/2003
Mighty Micron - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000- 4/24/2003
Wiz - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/22/2003
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
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Some excitement is brewing in the Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000. paf077 continues his recent domination with a 70-plus purge, extending his lead to 88 over the rest of the pack. But what's causing the gasps, oooohs, and aaaaahs from the crowd is the battle for second place. Occupying the second slot at the moment after blazing up from the rear of the bracket is the racer formally known as Yield, CraigRT with a very solid tally of 164 after three days. Behind him, Captain Funky and Sizzlin' Soni are tossing rocks and dirt at each other as they ride side-by-side at wu tally marker 161... Wait a minute! What's going on?!? Somebody call the SRL Road Patrol! It looks like there's a rabble-rouser loose on the track! No... Hold on a sec... It looks like... It IS!!! That's Jolly JonB! He came flying out of nowhere right onto the track, shoeless and still wearing his soaking trunks from his victory party several weeks ago! He's in a tough spot though, trailing a group of saavy veterans who can turn up the heat, but should Jolly JonB show the same spirit and spunk he did during his rookie race, this veteran group had best watch their backs!
The Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer has a lead change this morning as Poopaskoopa skoops lotsa poop to scoot into the lead position ahead of Whackin Wiz, who appears to be nursing a downed cruncher at the moment. Poopsie turns and tosses a handful of clumping kitty litter right through Whackin Wiz's window as he streaks by, prompting a single-finger wave from the Wizard as he furiously tries to revive the disabled munching machinery. Seeing Wiz's sudden vulnerability, AstIsis attacks, snapping off a big time 27 to close the gap on the suddenly struggling Wiz. In the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby, the sell-out crowd is getting their money's worth as they witness an epic battle between Stone Cold Crazee and Rockin' Robor for second place. For the fourth day in a row, these two racers switch places in the standings. Today it's Rockin Robor's turn to own second as he out-produces Crazee by ten to lay claim to the number two spot by 9. Meanwhile, the Rebel Alliance has engaged the hyperdrive and are stock-piling crunched wu's at light-speed, already breaking the 1K race mark.
Reagan CRW continues his torrid pace in the 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out, adding to his growing lead by stomping on 65 wu's. The Sinister Oscillator shoves the turbo lever to the firewall and growls out 60 as he attempts to separate himself from the rest of the pack. And who's the dolt now trailing the pack? Why, that dolt is me! Must find more power!!! I wonder how many wu's that old Timex Sinclair in the closet will crunch? The field is beginning to spread out in the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon with lobadobadindong bell building on an 11 wu lead over Powerful Pyxis. Bullet BobTheWizard holds onto the three spot while ManWithPlan and GasPath2 continue to trail the pack. Dancing a rhythmically challenged wu cha-cha at the front of the pack in the 5000 WU Queue Buster, Poundin' Pazoo and Zappin' Zod synchronize their dumps at 93 a piece while Jumpin' J and Ammocan begin to fall off the pace.
Advancements among racers on 5/6 include Swanny up 1 to 58, Panhead49 up 1 to 95, sukhoi up 1 to 191, Spacehead up 1 to 226, TheEvil1 up 2 to 382, Shimmishim up 1 to 632, titanmiller up 4 to 662.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30594 / 22
40) cakin ....................................26248 / 49
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
58) Swanny ...............................19816 / 50
59) LiveLongAndProsper .......19797 / 14
61) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19272 / 30
63) Assimilator1 ......................18498 / 32
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)Reagan CRW .....................9940 / 65
111)neovan .................................9821 / 33
112)JimMc ...................................9782 / 19
113)The Wildnet Team..............9490 / 25
115)serialb ..................................9361 / 20
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby: <--------------------------- Rockin' Robor rocks back into second!
Rebel Alliance ....................38116 / 181 (1030)
Robor .................................137745 / 132 (758)
Crazee .................................39342 / 122 (749)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................17577 / 71 (252)
CraigRT ..............................28933 / 54 (164)
MoFunk ...............................15795 / 43 (161)
soni .....................................46637 / 52 (161)
JonB .....................................5211 / 31 (131)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
Pazoo ..................................41594 / 93 (284)
zodder ..................................36394 / 93 (267)
jatwell ..................................16212 / 37 (164)
Ammocan ...........................16814 / 29 (96)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................19816 / 50 (3136)
zodder ..................................36394 / 93 (2659)
cakin ....................................26248 / 49 (2383)
lane42 .................................30594 / 22 (2197)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................9940 / 65 (283)
EvilWobbles ........................23731 / 60 (204)
Mighty Micron .......................16485 / 52 (183)
WayneS ................................23820 / 46 (181)
OhioDude ............................24790 / 42 (175)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................13063 / 45 (1503)
m2kewl ...................................34586 / 35 (1108)
SoulAssassin .......................24009 / 25 (1097)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <------------------ Poopsie vaults into the lead!
Poopaskoopa ................22239 / 30 (983)
Wiz ...................................12271 / 23 (976)
AstIsis ................................1604 / 27 (902)
gistech1978 ....................3737 / 28 (879)
serialb ...............................9361 / 20 (806)
DAPUNISHER .................4612 / 0 (112)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7777 / 17 (1251)
Kruptikos ...............................6190 / 11 (874)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1558 / 9 (66)
Pyxis ....................................6164 / 8 (55)
BobTheWizard ..................1658 / 4 (41)
ManWithPlan .....................1802 / 3 (35)
GasPath2 ...........................4665 / 2 (14)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
Adul .....................................4903 / 22 (704)
BigFatCow .........................5915 / 13 (644)
SoggySocks ........................686 / 14 (412)
JustStarting .......................4412 / 10 (348)
SWScorch ..........................3492 / 1 (312)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................643 / 4 (492)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1293 / 4 (276)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................93402 / 343
6) LastKnight ......................78322 / 9
7) Smokeball ......................75045 / 143
9) IsOs .................................59954 / 65
13) The Federation ..............52732 / 149
27) wirelessenabled ...........35432 / 122
30) LANMAN..........................33076 / 13
32) Ben98SentraSE ............31512 / 87
36) Networkman ..................28486 / 14
42) Tarca ...............................25652 / 11
70) Basilisk420 ....................16576 / 14
95) Panhead49 ....................12012 / 31
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10936 / 4
107)Old Geezer .......................10352 / 4
137)Dazmite ............................6792 / 9
139)Evadman ..........................6679 / 5
191)sukhoi ...............................4907 / 7
200)ys ........................................4701 / 10
226)Spacehead ......................4010 / 8
382)TheEvil1 .............................2045 / 12
404)Lithium381 .......................1914 / 0
559)JetsFanatic ........................1139 / 0
632)Shimmishim ......................914 / 4
662)titanmiller ............................832 / 11
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Milestones achieved on 5/6:
TeAm Smokeball - 75000 (75045)
TeAm M&M - 68000 (68133)
Rebel Alliance - 38000 (38116)
M² - 24000 (24112)
SoulAssassin - 24000 (24009)
Mihai - 18000 (18024)
John Wulff - 14000 (14009)
panhead49 - 12000 (12012)
Wildhund - 2500 (2505)
CyberDuck - 1500 (1519)
johnmal - 250 (257)
gwheeloc - 250 (251)
PunDogg - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Karsten - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/6/2003
Panhead49 - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 5/3/2003
TheEvil1 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 5/2/2003
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
lobadobadingdong - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/28/2003
WayneS - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/24/2003
Mighty Micron - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000- 4/24/2003
Wiz - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/22/2003
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
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Some excitement is brewing in the Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000. paf077 continues his recent domination with a 70-plus purge, extending his lead to 88 over the rest of the pack. But what's causing the gasps, oooohs, and aaaaahs from the crowd is the battle for second place. Occupying the second slot at the moment after blazing up from the rear of the bracket is the racer formally known as Yield, CraigRT with a very solid tally of 164 after three days. Behind him, Captain Funky and Sizzlin' Soni are tossing rocks and dirt at each other as they ride side-by-side at wu tally marker 161... Wait a minute! What's going on?!? Somebody call the SRL Road Patrol! It looks like there's a rabble-rouser loose on the track! No... Hold on a sec... It looks like... It IS!!! That's Jolly JonB! He came flying out of nowhere right onto the track, shoeless and still wearing his soaking trunks from his victory party several weeks ago! He's in a tough spot though, trailing a group of saavy veterans who can turn up the heat, but should Jolly JonB show the same spirit and spunk he did during his rookie race, this veteran group had best watch their backs!
The Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer has a lead change this morning as Poopaskoopa skoops lotsa poop to scoot into the lead position ahead of Whackin Wiz, who appears to be nursing a downed cruncher at the moment. Poopsie turns and tosses a handful of clumping kitty litter right through Whackin Wiz's window as he streaks by, prompting a single-finger wave from the Wizard as he furiously tries to revive the disabled munching machinery. Seeing Wiz's sudden vulnerability, AstIsis attacks, snapping off a big time 27 to close the gap on the suddenly struggling Wiz. In the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby, the sell-out crowd is getting their money's worth as they witness an epic battle between Stone Cold Crazee and Rockin' Robor for second place. For the fourth day in a row, these two racers switch places in the standings. Today it's Rockin Robor's turn to own second as he out-produces Crazee by ten to lay claim to the number two spot by 9. Meanwhile, the Rebel Alliance has engaged the hyperdrive and are stock-piling crunched wu's at light-speed, already breaking the 1K race mark.
Reagan CRW continues his torrid pace in the 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out, adding to his growing lead by stomping on 65 wu's. The Sinister Oscillator shoves the turbo lever to the firewall and growls out 60 as he attempts to separate himself from the rest of the pack. And who's the dolt now trailing the pack? Why, that dolt is me! Must find more power!!! I wonder how many wu's that old Timex Sinclair in the closet will crunch? The field is beginning to spread out in the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon with lobadobadindong bell building on an 11 wu lead over Powerful Pyxis. Bullet BobTheWizard holds onto the three spot while ManWithPlan and GasPath2 continue to trail the pack. Dancing a rhythmically challenged wu cha-cha at the front of the pack in the 5000 WU Queue Buster, Poundin' Pazoo and Zappin' Zod synchronize their dumps at 93 a piece while Jumpin' J and Ammocan begin to fall off the pace.
Advancements among racers on 5/6 include Swanny up 1 to 58, Panhead49 up 1 to 95, sukhoi up 1 to 191, Spacehead up 1 to 226, TheEvil1 up 2 to 382, Shimmishim up 1 to 632, titanmiller up 4 to 662.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.