Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Wiz says, "You're Assimilator is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50804 / 64
62) Wiz ..........................................50437 / 379
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93012 / 126
24) OhioDude ...............................89133 / 488
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87119 / 19
26) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 228
27) CraigRT ...................................83007 / 346
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76601 / 23
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74551 / 249
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43681 / 124
66) jdiddy ....................................43064 / 0
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
75) StrikerMike ........................39911 / 329
77) Panhead49 .......................37494 / 32
78) BMdoobieW ......................37418 / 173
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 17
89) Soggysocks ...........................31976 / 87
90) Ed Omega ..............................31561 / 217
91) Obitus .....................................30428 / 156
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28082 / 127
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25945 / 55
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
116)Spacehead ...............................24766 / 150
132)vrmuds ......................................21638 / 126
136)lobadobadingdong .................21112 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
141)dagrump ....................................20013 / 163 :beer::beer:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17554 / 12
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
The Great 10K CountDown:
269)Eltano1 .................................10184 / 195 :beer::beer:
281)Hurricane Andrew ..............9787 / 734
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464350 / 251
2) Don Telkamp ..................419545 / 1651
3) amdxborg ........................354687 / 3199
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................305170 / 2899
5) Rebel Alliance ................258271 / 5
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................201556 / 432
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................144975 / 371
41) Strider7 ............................60874 / 377
46) Team Tarca ....................57022 / 93
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
57) Conjur...............................50926 / 236
59) Dalephi ............................50890 / 698
174)Anubis ..............................15303 / 44
175)Coquito ............................15176 / 27
238)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 9
277)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 21
402)ShotgunSteven ..................5766 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/2:
TenaciousT - Huntsville, AL - 190000 (191290)
TeAm BadThad and MadMark - 93000 (93012)
George M. Fryberger - 89000 (89133)
LANMAN - 83000 (83221)
CraigRT - 83000 (83007)
TeAm Tarca - bigwoofer - Douger - 57000 (57022)
Sofa King - 42000 (42012)
Unforgiven - 28000 (28082)
dagrump - 20000 (20013)
Silverpig - 18000 (18064)
Trashman - 15000 (15088)
Eltano - 10000 (10184)
CANTAGON - 9000 (9007)
mk - 7000 (7002)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Obitus - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch - 11/20/2005
msparish - The Great 10K CountDown - 11/18/2005
Conjur - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 11/17/2005
Guido - The Great 10K CountDown - 11/07/2005
Ed Omega - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch - 11/04/2005
lukfilm - The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker - 10/28/2005
CraigRT - 80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser - 10/21/2005
nombo - Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five - 10/17/2005
Assimilator1 - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 10/14/2005
vrmuds - The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker- 10/06/2005
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Well, I guess some stats are better than no stats...
FLASHBACK!
To June 16, 2003:
Following an outage, I attempted to explain what had happened at U. C. Berkeley to cause a stoppage in the flow of workunits. As you can see, distributed computing requires some very complex machinery and, as is sometimes the case, some sophisticated weaponry and defensive systems; especially when some of those aliens who don't want to be detected discover that their cover has been blown...
The commentary:
At approximately 0018 EST (0518 GMT), the Berkeley perimeter multi-phasic shield generator took a direct hit from a muon cannon fired by a marauding band of Norsican pirates who had just hyper-jumped from the Oompoolian system located in the Nanodon sector in the far reaches of the Andromeda galaxy. A follow up burst from their inverse plasma nematatode light gun took out Berkeley's multi-redundant workunit collector array resulting in a sudden reverse field polarity shift neutrino wave that backwashed through the collector stem and fried the packet deceleration chamber injection pre-filter gamma trap.
Fortunately, the ever watchful and alert Colonel David P. Anderson ordered an immediate shutdown of the packet stabilizer manifold controllers avoiding any major damage to the intricate wave analysis destructor/constructor mechanisms. The Colonel then ordered return fire from the multi-particle hydrogen fusion pulse phasers and launched an Avenger beta-block tachyon guided ion implosion missle that locked on to the toxic gases seeping from the Norsican battle cruiser's waste port. That spelled the end of any more Norsican chicanery, but unfortunately Berkeley's workunit intake pre-fire arms had already been damaged by the Norsican's ambush.
Take heart though, because Berkeley engineers have been working hard to fix the problem and have already re-primed the accelerator guide pumps and masticulated the pneumatic phase shift depletor probes so it's only a matter of time before Colonel Anderson's crew has the Berkeley machinery back in tip-top shape.
I just wanted to fill people in in case they were wondering why Berkeley wasn't acceping completed wu's for a while this morning...
Advancements among racers on 12/2 include Unforgiven up 1 to 98, vrmuds up 1 to 132, dagrump up 1 to 141, Eltano1 up 8 to 269, Hurricane Andrew up 12 to 281, Strider7 up 1 to 41, Team Tarca up 1 to 46, Conjur up 3 to 57, Dalephi up 2 to 59, TA Beowulf up 4 to 367.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
Wiz says, "You're Assimilator is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50804 / 64
62) Wiz ..........................................50437 / 379
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93012 / 126
24) OhioDude ...............................89133 / 488
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87119 / 19
26) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 228
27) CraigRT ...................................83007 / 346
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76601 / 23
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74551 / 249
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43681 / 124
66) jdiddy ....................................43064 / 0
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
75) StrikerMike ........................39911 / 329
77) Panhead49 .......................37494 / 32
78) BMdoobieW ......................37418 / 173
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 17
89) Soggysocks ...........................31976 / 87
90) Ed Omega ..............................31561 / 217
91) Obitus .....................................30428 / 156
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28082 / 127
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25945 / 55
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
116)Spacehead ...............................24766 / 150
132)vrmuds ......................................21638 / 126
136)lobadobadingdong .................21112 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
141)dagrump ....................................20013 / 163 :beer::beer:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17554 / 12
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
The Great 10K CountDown:
269)Eltano1 .................................10184 / 195 :beer::beer:
281)Hurricane Andrew ..............9787 / 734
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464350 / 251
2) Don Telkamp ..................419545 / 1651
3) amdxborg ........................354687 / 3199
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................305170 / 2899
5) Rebel Alliance ................258271 / 5
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................201556 / 432
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................144975 / 371
41) Strider7 ............................60874 / 377
46) Team Tarca ....................57022 / 93
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
57) Conjur...............................50926 / 236
59) Dalephi ............................50890 / 698
174)Anubis ..............................15303 / 44
175)Coquito ............................15176 / 27
238)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 9
277)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 21
402)ShotgunSteven ..................5766 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/2:
TenaciousT - Huntsville, AL - 190000 (191290)
TeAm BadThad and MadMark - 93000 (93012)
George M. Fryberger - 89000 (89133)
LANMAN - 83000 (83221)
CraigRT - 83000 (83007)
TeAm Tarca - bigwoofer - Douger - 57000 (57022)
Sofa King - 42000 (42012)
Unforgiven - 28000 (28082)
dagrump - 20000 (20013)
Silverpig - 18000 (18064)
Trashman - 15000 (15088)
Eltano - 10000 (10184)
CANTAGON - 9000 (9007)
mk - 7000 (7002)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Obitus - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch - 11/20/2005
msparish - The Great 10K CountDown - 11/18/2005
Conjur - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 11/17/2005
Guido - The Great 10K CountDown - 11/07/2005
Ed Omega - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch - 11/04/2005
lukfilm - The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker - 10/28/2005
CraigRT - 80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser - 10/21/2005
nombo - Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five - 10/17/2005
Assimilator1 - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 10/14/2005
vrmuds - The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker- 10/06/2005
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Well, I guess some stats are better than no stats...
FLASHBACK!
To June 16, 2003:
Following an outage, I attempted to explain what had happened at U. C. Berkeley to cause a stoppage in the flow of workunits. As you can see, distributed computing requires some very complex machinery and, as is sometimes the case, some sophisticated weaponry and defensive systems; especially when some of those aliens who don't want to be detected discover that their cover has been blown...
The commentary:
At approximately 0018 EST (0518 GMT), the Berkeley perimeter multi-phasic shield generator took a direct hit from a muon cannon fired by a marauding band of Norsican pirates who had just hyper-jumped from the Oompoolian system located in the Nanodon sector in the far reaches of the Andromeda galaxy. A follow up burst from their inverse plasma nematatode light gun took out Berkeley's multi-redundant workunit collector array resulting in a sudden reverse field polarity shift neutrino wave that backwashed through the collector stem and fried the packet deceleration chamber injection pre-filter gamma trap.
Fortunately, the ever watchful and alert Colonel David P. Anderson ordered an immediate shutdown of the packet stabilizer manifold controllers avoiding any major damage to the intricate wave analysis destructor/constructor mechanisms. The Colonel then ordered return fire from the multi-particle hydrogen fusion pulse phasers and launched an Avenger beta-block tachyon guided ion implosion missle that locked on to the toxic gases seeping from the Norsican battle cruiser's waste port. That spelled the end of any more Norsican chicanery, but unfortunately Berkeley's workunit intake pre-fire arms had already been damaged by the Norsican's ambush.
Take heart though, because Berkeley engineers have been working hard to fix the problem and have already re-primed the accelerator guide pumps and masticulated the pneumatic phase shift depletor probes so it's only a matter of time before Colonel Anderson's crew has the Berkeley machinery back in tip-top shape.
I just wanted to fill people in in case they were wondering why Berkeley wasn't acceping completed wu's for a while this morning...
Advancements among racers on 12/2 include Unforgiven up 1 to 98, vrmuds up 1 to 132, dagrump up 1 to 141, Eltano1 up 8 to 269, Hurricane Andrew up 12 to 281, Strider7 up 1 to 41, Team Tarca up 1 to 46, Conjur up 3 to 57, Dalephi up 2 to 59, TA Beowulf up 4 to 367.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4