Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50903 / 39
61) Wiz ..........................................50851 / 132 :Q
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93138 / 46
24) OhioDude ...............................90009 / 403 :Q
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87160 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83351 / 84
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76635 / 22
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74861 / 80 :Q
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43854 / 57
66) jdiddy ....................................43090 / 19
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37619 / 62
78) Panhead49 .......................37532 / 14
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32047 / 19
90) Ed Omega ..............................31860 / 72 :Q
91) Obitus .....................................30569 / 37
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 9
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21783 / 41
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 4
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17568 / 4
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464691 / 139
2) Don Telkamp ..................421364 / 509
3) amdxborg ........................355056 / 94
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 62
5) Rebel Alliance ................258276 / 1
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202084 / 162 :Q
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145357 / 170 :Q
40) Strider7 ............................61271 / 121 :Q
46) Team Tarca ....................57100 / 17
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51674 / 248 :Q:Q
57) Conjur...............................51221 / 88 :Q
174)Anubis ..............................15341 / 7
176)Coquito ............................15190 / 1
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10247 / 21
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 26
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/7:
OhioDude - 90000 (90009)
Guido - 11000 (11037)
FLASHBACK!
To May 5, 2002:
This date in SRL history marked the debut of the BCRB (Bad Causasian Rap Band). SRL promoters canceled the band's contract after its first (and only) forgettable performance...
The race: Numerous
The commentary:
Done to an annoying, obnoxious beat from a bad, caucasian rap band...
The dudes are in their right-eous pla-ces,
Fillin' up da em-pty spa-ces,
To word-out some brand new ra-ces,
Wit some pretty and some home-ly fa-ces.
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Who's this dude they all call Mad Max?
You sho 'nuff can't call him no sad sacks.
He's joinin' wit my friend c-akin,
And Pa-zoo! is the noise he's ma-kin!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
To 7000 runs the Crab-by,
Followed by a dude named Jab-by,
And don't you dare call Wob-bles La-zee,
'Cause he's racin' wit the bro' who's Cra-zee!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Tryin' hard to crunch to 3-k,
After eatin' at a crum-by B-K,
Is the Hackster and the dude called Smoke-Ball,
Let's all drink a can of Coke, y'all!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
And fillin' up the 3-K ra-ces,
IsOs is steppin' through the pa-ces,
And lastly the dude from down un-der,
But ain't nothin' rhymes with Pie Derro...
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Thank you!!!! I'll be here all week!!!
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Advancements among racers on 12/7 include Wiz up 1 to 61, BMdoobieW up 1 to 76, Strider7 up 1 to 40, Dalephi up 1 to 55, Eltano1 up 1 to 269, ShotgunSteven up 2 to 401.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50903 / 39
61) Wiz ..........................................50851 / 132 :Q
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93138 / 46
24) OhioDude ...............................90009 / 403 :Q
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87160 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83351 / 84
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76635 / 22
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74861 / 80 :Q
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43854 / 57
66) jdiddy ....................................43090 / 19
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37619 / 62
78) Panhead49 .......................37532 / 14
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32047 / 19
90) Ed Omega ..............................31860 / 72 :Q
91) Obitus .....................................30569 / 37
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 9
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21783 / 41
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 4
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17568 / 4
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464691 / 139
2) Don Telkamp ..................421364 / 509
3) amdxborg ........................355056 / 94
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 62
5) Rebel Alliance ................258276 / 1
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202084 / 162 :Q
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145357 / 170 :Q
40) Strider7 ............................61271 / 121 :Q
46) Team Tarca ....................57100 / 17
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51674 / 248 :Q:Q
57) Conjur...............................51221 / 88 :Q
174)Anubis ..............................15341 / 7
176)Coquito ............................15190 / 1
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10247 / 21
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 26
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/7:
OhioDude - 90000 (90009)
Guido - 11000 (11037)
FLASHBACK!
To May 5, 2002:
This date in SRL history marked the debut of the BCRB (Bad Causasian Rap Band). SRL promoters canceled the band's contract after its first (and only) forgettable performance...
The race: Numerous
The commentary:
Done to an annoying, obnoxious beat from a bad, caucasian rap band...
The dudes are in their right-eous pla-ces,
Fillin' up da em-pty spa-ces,
To word-out some brand new ra-ces,
Wit some pretty and some home-ly fa-ces.
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Who's this dude they all call Mad Max?
You sho 'nuff can't call him no sad sacks.
He's joinin' wit my friend c-akin,
And Pa-zoo! is the noise he's ma-kin!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
To 7000 runs the Crab-by,
Followed by a dude named Jab-by,
And don't you dare call Wob-bles La-zee,
'Cause he's racin' wit the bro' who's Cra-zee!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Tryin' hard to crunch to 3-k,
After eatin' at a crum-by B-K,
Is the Hackster and the dude called Smoke-Ball,
Let's all drink a can of Coke, y'all!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
And fillin' up the 3-K ra-ces,
IsOs is steppin' through the pa-ces,
And lastly the dude from down un-der,
But ain't nothin' rhymes with Pie Derro...
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Thank you!!!! I'll be here all week!!!
_______________________________________
Advancements among racers on 12/7 include Wiz up 1 to 61, BMdoobieW up 1 to 76, Strider7 up 1 to 40, Dalephi up 1 to 55, Eltano1 up 1 to 269, ShotgunSteven up 2 to 401.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4