Seti Race Stats and Milestones for 12/07

[OhioDude]

Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu

Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
60) Assimilator1 .........................50903 / 39
61) Wiz ..........................................50851 / 132 :Q

100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93138 / 46
24) OhioDude ...............................90009 / 403 :Q
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87160 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83351 / 84
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0

80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76635 / 22

Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74861 / 80 :Q

Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43854 / 57
66) jdiddy ....................................43090 / 19
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0

40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37619 / 62
78) Panhead49 .......................37532 / 14

Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34553 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32047 / 19
90) Ed Omega ..............................31860 / 72 :Q
91) Obitus .....................................30569 / 37

Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 9
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0

25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21783 / 41
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 4

The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17568 / 4
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0

Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464691 / 139
2) Don Telkamp ..................421364 / 509
3) amdxborg ........................355056 / 94
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 62
5) Rebel Alliance ................258276 / 1
7) PieDerro ..........................225120 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202084 / 162 :Q
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145357 / 170 :Q
40) Strider7 ............................61271 / 121 :Q
46) Team Tarca ....................57100 / 17
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51674 / 248 :Q:Q
57) Conjur...............................51221 / 88 :Q
174)Anubis ..............................15341 / 7
176)Coquito ............................15190 / 1
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10247 / 21
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
367)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 26
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/7:

OhioDude - 90000 (90009)
Guido - 11000 (11037)

FLASHBACK!
To May 5, 2002:

This date in SRL history marked the debut of the BCRB (Bad Causasian Rap Band). SRL promoters canceled the band's contract after its first (and only) forgettable performance...

The race: Numerous

The commentary:

Done to an annoying, obnoxious beat from a bad, caucasian rap band...

The dudes are in their right-eous pla-ces,
Fillin' up da em-pty spa-ces,
To word-out some brand new ra-ces,
Wit some pretty and some home-ly fa-ces.

Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!

Who's this dude they all call Mad Max?
You sho 'nuff can't call him no sad sacks.
He's joinin' wit my friend c-akin,
And Pa-zoo! is the noise he's ma-kin!

Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!

To 7000 runs the Crab-by,
Followed by a dude named Jab-by,
And don't you dare call Wob-bles La-zee,
'Cause he's racin' wit the bro' who's Cra-zee!

Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!

Tryin' hard to crunch to 3-k,
After eatin' at a crum-by B-K,
Is the Hackster and the dude called Smoke-Ball,
Let's all drink a can of Coke, y'all!

Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!

And fillin' up the 3-K ra-ces,
IsOs is steppin' through the pa-ces,
And lastly the dude from down un-der,
But ain't nothin' rhymes with Pie Derro...

Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!
Boomp! Da-boomp-boomp! Boomp! Da-da-boomp-boomp!

Thank you!!!! I'll be here all week!!!


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Advancements among racers on 12/7 include Wiz up 1 to 61, BMdoobieW up 1 to 76, Strider7 up 1 to 40, Dalephi up 1 to 55, Eltano1 up 1 to 269, ShotgunSteven up 2 to 401.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4

 

[Dalephi]

Thanks OhioDude!

Have you thought about a career in Rap?

 

[Wiz]

Thanks OD,

WooHoo I'm getting close now!

 

[mk]

Thanks, OD. :beer::Q

Congrats to you and Guido. :beer::beer:

 

[RaySun2Be]

Congrats! to the Milestone Makers, Rapmaster OhioDude and Guido!

LOL again, OD! Thanks for the stats and the flashbacks!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Thank you!!!! I'll be here all week!!!

:laugh:

WTC to all the racers & MM's

Thanks OhioDude :beer:

 

[OhioDude]

Originally posted by: Dalephi
Thanks OhioDude!

Have you thought about a career in Rap?

Uh-huh...

 

[Spacehead]

Props to my homie OD for kickin' it old skool, yo!!!

 

[Surge On]

Originally posted by: Spacehead
Props to my homie OD for kickin' it old skool, yo!!!

Fuh Shizzle!!

Congrats OD and Guido!!

 

[Wolfsraider]

OhioDude, Even though I have moved on to Rosetta@Home, I wanted to say Thenk You for the Great Job you have done serving up the daily stats as well as making everyone feel welcome on the team.

Thank you for all the dedication.

Mike