Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
7) Cygor & Cobra ..............41181 / 0
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
25) networkman ..................18371 / 65
Encounter at FarPoint - Sector 16,000:
30) USS Poop ......................15477 / 49
31) USS Guid .......................15193 / 50
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
103)IJump ...............................3963 / 108
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................11853 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11005 / 4
Race to 10,000:
42) zodder ..............................9646 / 52
44) def .....................................9486 / 58
46) lane42 ..............................9170 / 103 :Q
56) GreatWhiteNorth .............7978 / 41
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
83) Bigwoofer .........................4838 / 51
103)IJump ...............................3963 / 108
Two Borgies and a Cardy Racing to 8000:
60) Tarca ..................................7264 / 47
66) Gul Dukat ..........................6625 / 0
69) Slahr Dzhe ........................6413 / 12
Another Race to 8000: <------------------------- Flood waters are rising!
57) crt1530 ..............................7842 / 48
58) DroolMAN! ........................7815 / 58
Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000:
74) ElFenix ...............................5766 / 15
93) m2kewl ...............................4387 / 59
Race to 5000:
85) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4603 / 4
91) EvilWobbles ....................4467 / 23
Race to 4000:
114)Rex ....................................3566 / 22
125)Serialb ..............................3068 / 11
217)GolfGeek ..........................1721 / 4
May Mauling to 3500:
158)bbarnes ............................2449 / 17
171)pyxis ..................................2220 / 10
173)Ishmael2k ........................2167 / 19
176)Maggotry ...........................2121 / 13
190)Nemur ...............................1971 / 16
May 11th Date at 3000:
144)Dazmite .............................2640 / 9
169)JimButts ............................2234 / 4
201)Ammocan .........................1910 / 14
216)wirelessenabled .............1730 / 7
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
304)migroo ................................1100 / 3
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
356)JetsFanatic ..........................886 / 1
391)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
def ...........................................9486 / 58 (345)
Yield ......................................10282 / 35 (257)
conjur ......................................3611 / 38 (244)
USS Poop ............................15477 / 49 (228)
Crazee ....................................2899 / 59 (192)
soni .......................................25687 / 25 (158)
SoulAssassin .......................8045 / 30 (153)
networkman ........................18371 / 65 (-135)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Tuffguy ...................................4856 / 5 (481)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................4980 / 40 (439)
Fardringle .............................6420 / 22 (422)
thecool1 ................................4029 / 16 (386)
MaxSiren ...............................6706 / 28 (380)
micron ...................................1959 / 17 (356)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4337 / 17 (353)
migroo .....................................1100 / 3 (297)
EvadMan ...............................2163 / 20 (281)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4603 / 4 (233)
Crazee ...................................2899 / 59 (-173)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................2570 / 17 (136)
freewolf .....................................1103 / 18 (126)
ElFenix ......................................5766 / 15 (98)
migroo ......................................1100 / 3 (89)
neovan ......................................1900 / 15 (39)
Lonely Racers:
19) USS IsOs ........................21285 / 95
22) Smokeball ......................19443 / 112
38) PieDerro ..........................11299 / 214
43) TWTA ................................9514 / 9
51) ZeroEffect .........................8182 / 28
67) Baldy18 .............................6586 / 27
70) cakin ..................................6196 / 18
88) ledzepp98 ........................4576 / 6
94) mucman ...........................4360 / 11
96) Eltano1 .............................4256 / 6
102)Maku ..................................3988 / 29
106)Jwyatt ................................3930 / 2
107)Swanny .............................3840 / 18
113)JimMc ................................3573 / 7
120)Electrode ...........................3274 / 0
139)sukhoi ...............................2732 / 5
154)Karsten .............................2470 / 35
160)Panhead49 ......................2429 / 0
208)Emos .................................1799 / 6
218)Logix ..................................1714 / 8
223)ShotgunSteve ..................1670 / 11
229)Bleep .................................1605 / 11
232)medic ................................1586 / 0
233)BigFatCow ........................1572 / 11
234)Boogak ..............................1571 / 2
235)Avenger01 ........................1570 / 14
245)paf077 ................................1470 / 30
248)Kruptikos ...........................1451 / 16
289)SpookyFish .......................1189 / 10
312)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
371)teriba ....................................823 / 8
406)Corsairpro ..........................699 / 3
793)Team Geekender ..............208 / 3
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Milestones achieved on 4/2:
Grant - 61000 (61081)
rleach2 - 44000 (44527)
IBhacknU - 36000 (36000)
IndyJaws - 22000 (22210)
beloved patriot - 5000 (5001)
dewey - 2500 (2504)
LazyCarrot - 1500 (1506)
Strych9 - 1000 (1008)
Viper GTS - 500 (508)
LukFilm - 250 (255)
jfano - 250 (250)
Y0DA - 100 (105)
MarcoFlip - 100 (105)
Raj - 100 (100)
Wildhund - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
KCJeeper - Race to 3000 - 3/28/2002
Karsten - March March to 2000 - 3/22/2002
conjur - Race to 3000 - 3/22/2002
Ishmael2k - March March to 2000 - 3/21/2002
DirtSquirt - Race to 250 - 3/19/2002
m2kewl - Race to 3000 - 3/15/2002
Boogak - Quickie to 1500 - 3/15/2002
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All those participating in contests involving crunching acumen with the individual named IJump... be afraid. Be very afraid... The cracker, who a number of weeks ago pulled off a major coup in assimilations to heavily influence the outcome of the last TA-Seti MTR, is back over the century mark and running like a Titan once again. After a number of days under the 100 wu per day daily mark, IJump soars back up to those lofty heights, threatening to bring down a rain of smack on any who would be so bold as to challenge the cantankerous Kentucky cracking machine. That would be you, Big Dawg. Better keep digging up those wu's!
Aboard the new experimental scout ship USS Tortoise, Captain Polo is getting a little nervous. Despite assurances that the USS Ohio will probably experience a serious reduction in power at some point in time, the parsecs separating the two Starfleet vessels keeps increasing. Even though there is most likely an extreme light-plus jump in the Turtle ship's near future, Captain OD keeps piling on the parsecs. Aboard the USS Ohio, Captain OD is also getting nervous for a different reason. The inventory clerk at Starbase 11287, the Ohio's last stop, will sooner or later realize that some enterprising ship's engineer rifled the new high-capacity plasma injectors scheduled for QA testing aboard the USS Excelsior in several weeks and will come knocking on the door to Captain OD's docking bay asking for them back.
The tide is rising in Another Race to 8000 as the one and only DroolMAN!, the human flood, keeps rolling forward threatening to drown his able competitor crt1530. This morning sees the Dribbling Dude only 27 wu's behind crt and if there is a secret weapon in crt's arsenal, now would be a good time to use it. Playing his version of the Monster Mash is lane42 in the Race to 10,000. Yesterday saw the laner exceed the 100 wu daily mark, learning first hand what it's like to be a TA-Titan at least for a day. The century crash pulls lane42 to within 316 wu's of the streaking defster but it's going to take more days like that to cause the rogue racer and his target Zappin' Zod to lose much sleep before the 10K Holy Grail comes into view.
It has been decided to extend the destination point of the May Mauling to 2500 to 3500 since bbarnes is making a little too good on his promise to assimilate and conquer after being issued the race challenge. The extended stopping point gives the remaining racers a bit better chance of catching the newly turbo-charged racer whose recent crunching increase has been impressive to say the least. The three crunch fests at the bottom of the racing bracket continue to be the site of some furious action. Minendo still cruises with the lead in The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000, inching his race total towards the 200 mark but freewolf is threatening to wrest the lead back trailing on by 10 wu's on the cracking counter. Fardy is making a move attempting to take back the second position in the Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist, steadily chewing up packets from the third position at a 20-plus clip, but an impressive 40 from Team Toft makes Fardy's reconquering task that much more difficult.
Advancements among racers on 4/2 include IJump up 3 to 103, lane42 up 1 to 46, m2kewl up 1 to 93, EvilWobbles up 1 to 91, Maggotry up 1 to 176, Nemur up 3 to 190, migroo up 1 to 304, JetsFanatic up 1 to 356, ZeroEffect up 1 to 51, Karsten up 3 to 154, ShotgunSteve up 1 to 223, Bleep up 2 to 229, BigFatCow up 1 to 233, paf077 up 3 to 245, Kruptikos up 1 to 248, teriba up 1 to 371, Team Geekender up 6 to 793.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
7) Cygor & Cobra ..............41181 / 0
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
25) networkman ..................18371 / 65
Encounter at FarPoint - Sector 16,000:
30) USS Poop ......................15477 / 49
31) USS Guid .......................15193 / 50
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
103)IJump ...............................3963 / 108
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................11853 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11005 / 4
Race to 10,000:
42) zodder ..............................9646 / 52
44) def .....................................9486 / 58
46) lane42 ..............................9170 / 103 :Q
56) GreatWhiteNorth .............7978 / 41
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
83) Bigwoofer .........................4838 / 51
103)IJump ...............................3963 / 108
Two Borgies and a Cardy Racing to 8000:
60) Tarca ..................................7264 / 47
66) Gul Dukat ..........................6625 / 0
69) Slahr Dzhe ........................6413 / 12
Another Race to 8000: <------------------------- Flood waters are rising!
57) crt1530 ..............................7842 / 48
58) DroolMAN! ........................7815 / 58
Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000:
74) ElFenix ...............................5766 / 15
93) m2kewl ...............................4387 / 59
Race to 5000:
85) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4603 / 4
91) EvilWobbles ....................4467 / 23
Race to 4000:
114)Rex ....................................3566 / 22
125)Serialb ..............................3068 / 11
217)GolfGeek ..........................1721 / 4
May Mauling to 3500:
158)bbarnes ............................2449 / 17
171)pyxis ..................................2220 / 10
173)Ishmael2k ........................2167 / 19
176)Maggotry ...........................2121 / 13
190)Nemur ...............................1971 / 16
May 11th Date at 3000:
144)Dazmite .............................2640 / 9
169)JimButts ............................2234 / 4
201)Ammocan .........................1910 / 14
216)wirelessenabled .............1730 / 7
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
304)migroo ................................1100 / 3
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
356)JetsFanatic ..........................886 / 1
391)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
def ...........................................9486 / 58 (345)
Yield ......................................10282 / 35 (257)
conjur ......................................3611 / 38 (244)
USS Poop ............................15477 / 49 (228)
Crazee ....................................2899 / 59 (192)
soni .......................................25687 / 25 (158)
SoulAssassin .......................8045 / 30 (153)
networkman ........................18371 / 65 (-135)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Tuffguy ...................................4856 / 5 (481)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................4980 / 40 (439)
Fardringle .............................6420 / 22 (422)
thecool1 ................................4029 / 16 (386)
MaxSiren ...............................6706 / 28 (380)
micron ...................................1959 / 17 (356)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4337 / 17 (353)
migroo .....................................1100 / 3 (297)
EvadMan ...............................2163 / 20 (281)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4603 / 4 (233)
Crazee ...................................2899 / 59 (-173)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................2570 / 17 (136)
freewolf .....................................1103 / 18 (126)
ElFenix ......................................5766 / 15 (98)
migroo ......................................1100 / 3 (89)
neovan ......................................1900 / 15 (39)
Lonely Racers:
19) USS IsOs ........................21285 / 95
22) Smokeball ......................19443 / 112
38) PieDerro ..........................11299 / 214
43) TWTA ................................9514 / 9
51) ZeroEffect .........................8182 / 28
67) Baldy18 .............................6586 / 27
70) cakin ..................................6196 / 18
88) ledzepp98 ........................4576 / 6
94) mucman ...........................4360 / 11
96) Eltano1 .............................4256 / 6
102)Maku ..................................3988 / 29
106)Jwyatt ................................3930 / 2
107)Swanny .............................3840 / 18
113)JimMc ................................3573 / 7
120)Electrode ...........................3274 / 0
139)sukhoi ...............................2732 / 5
154)Karsten .............................2470 / 35
160)Panhead49 ......................2429 / 0
208)Emos .................................1799 / 6
218)Logix ..................................1714 / 8
223)ShotgunSteve ..................1670 / 11
229)Bleep .................................1605 / 11
232)medic ................................1586 / 0
233)BigFatCow ........................1572 / 11
234)Boogak ..............................1571 / 2
235)Avenger01 ........................1570 / 14
245)paf077 ................................1470 / 30
248)Kruptikos ...........................1451 / 16
289)SpookyFish .......................1189 / 10
312)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
371)teriba ....................................823 / 8
406)Corsairpro ..........................699 / 3
793)Team Geekender ..............208 / 3
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Milestones achieved on 4/2:
Grant - 61000 (61081)
rleach2 - 44000 (44527)
IBhacknU - 36000 (36000)
IndyJaws - 22000 (22210)
beloved patriot - 5000 (5001)
dewey - 2500 (2504)
LazyCarrot - 1500 (1506)
Strych9 - 1000 (1008)
Viper GTS - 500 (508)
LukFilm - 250 (255)
jfano - 250 (250)
Y0DA - 100 (105)
MarcoFlip - 100 (105)
Raj - 100 (100)
Wildhund - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
KCJeeper - Race to 3000 - 3/28/2002
Karsten - March March to 2000 - 3/22/2002
conjur - Race to 3000 - 3/22/2002
Ishmael2k - March March to 2000 - 3/21/2002
DirtSquirt - Race to 250 - 3/19/2002
m2kewl - Race to 3000 - 3/15/2002
Boogak - Quickie to 1500 - 3/15/2002
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All those participating in contests involving crunching acumen with the individual named IJump... be afraid. Be very afraid... The cracker, who a number of weeks ago pulled off a major coup in assimilations to heavily influence the outcome of the last TA-Seti MTR, is back over the century mark and running like a Titan once again. After a number of days under the 100 wu per day daily mark, IJump soars back up to those lofty heights, threatening to bring down a rain of smack on any who would be so bold as to challenge the cantankerous Kentucky cracking machine. That would be you, Big Dawg. Better keep digging up those wu's!
Aboard the new experimental scout ship USS Tortoise, Captain Polo is getting a little nervous. Despite assurances that the USS Ohio will probably experience a serious reduction in power at some point in time, the parsecs separating the two Starfleet vessels keeps increasing. Even though there is most likely an extreme light-plus jump in the Turtle ship's near future, Captain OD keeps piling on the parsecs. Aboard the USS Ohio, Captain OD is also getting nervous for a different reason. The inventory clerk at Starbase 11287, the Ohio's last stop, will sooner or later realize that some enterprising ship's engineer rifled the new high-capacity plasma injectors scheduled for QA testing aboard the USS Excelsior in several weeks and will come knocking on the door to Captain OD's docking bay asking for them back.
The tide is rising in Another Race to 8000 as the one and only DroolMAN!, the human flood, keeps rolling forward threatening to drown his able competitor crt1530. This morning sees the Dribbling Dude only 27 wu's behind crt and if there is a secret weapon in crt's arsenal, now would be a good time to use it. Playing his version of the Monster Mash is lane42 in the Race to 10,000. Yesterday saw the laner exceed the 100 wu daily mark, learning first hand what it's like to be a TA-Titan at least for a day. The century crash pulls lane42 to within 316 wu's of the streaking defster but it's going to take more days like that to cause the rogue racer and his target Zappin' Zod to lose much sleep before the 10K Holy Grail comes into view.
It has been decided to extend the destination point of the May Mauling to 2500 to 3500 since bbarnes is making a little too good on his promise to assimilate and conquer after being issued the race challenge. The extended stopping point gives the remaining racers a bit better chance of catching the newly turbo-charged racer whose recent crunching increase has been impressive to say the least. The three crunch fests at the bottom of the racing bracket continue to be the site of some furious action. Minendo still cruises with the lead in The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000, inching his race total towards the 200 mark but freewolf is threatening to wrest the lead back trailing on by 10 wu's on the cracking counter. Fardy is making a move attempting to take back the second position in the Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist, steadily chewing up packets from the third position at a 20-plus clip, but an impressive 40 from Team Toft makes Fardy's reconquering task that much more difficult.
Advancements among racers on 4/2 include IJump up 3 to 103, lane42 up 1 to 46, m2kewl up 1 to 93, EvilWobbles up 1 to 91, Maggotry up 1 to 176, Nemur up 3 to 190, migroo up 1 to 304, JetsFanatic up 1 to 356, ZeroEffect up 1 to 51, Karsten up 3 to 154, ShotgunSteve up 1 to 223, Bleep up 2 to 229, BigFatCow up 1 to 233, paf077 up 3 to 245, Kruptikos up 1 to 248, teriba up 1 to 371, Team Geekender up 6 to 793.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.