Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............33464 / 72
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21043 / 69
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
59) IJump ...............................8484 / 14
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................12808 / 21
39) USS Tortoise .................11834 / 3
Race to 12,000:
41) zodder ..............................11422 / 29
43) def .....................................11218 / 48
The Great 10K CountDown:
46) SoulAssassin ..................9818 / 100 :Q
47) GreatWhiteNorth .............9754 / 35
49) DroolMAN! ........................9401 / 15
50) crt1530 ..............................9382 / 33
55) Tarca .................................9047 / 42
56) ZeroEffect .........................9000 / 16
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
52) Bigwoofer .........................9132 / 123
59) IJump ................................8484 / 14
Race to 9000:
63) MaxSiren ..........................7743 / 21
64) cakin .................................7532 / 54
65) Baldy18 ............................7446 / 40
71) pazoo ................................6973 / 45
Race to 7000:
76) ElFenix ..............................6356 / 14
82) Jabroni ..............................5731 / 23
83) EvilWobbles .....................5730 / 42
92) Crazee ...............................4994 / 69
Race to 6000:
98) mucman ..........................4824 / 16
102)Eltano1 .............................4655 / 9
104)thecool1 ............................4496 / 2
106)Swanny .............................4451 / 2
111)JimMc ................................4063 / 3
129)minendo ...........................3375 / 15
157)paf077 ...............................2631 / 36
Race to 4000:
120)Serialb ..............................3604 / 14
196)GolfGeek ..........................2095 / 4
May 11th Date at 3000:
140)Dazmite .............................2986 / 2
165)Ammocan .........................2574 / 20
166)wirelessenabled .............2573 / 38
172)JimButts ............................2516 / 0
May Mauling to 3500:
135)bbarnes ............................3079 / 8
160)Ishmael2k ........................2604 / 6
169)pyxis ..................................2552 / 6
173)Nemur ...............................2515 / 0
178)Maggotry ...........................2463 / 8
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
232)migroo ................................1740 / 20
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
365)JetsFanatic ..........................956 / 2
423)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
IBhacknU ..............................40600 / 113 (940)
Smokeball ............................23762 / 120 (812)
USS IsOs ..............................24672 / 71 (474)
PieDerro ...............................16096 / 30 (-1286)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................5855 / 63 (2488)
Crazee ....................................4994 / 69 (2287)
def ...........................................11218 / 48 (2077)
networkman ........................21043 / 69 (2037)
Yield ......................................12000 / 35 (1975)
SoulAssassin .......................9818 / 100 (1926) :Q
soni .......................................27418 / 47 (1889)
USS Poop ............................16205 / 9 (956)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
IceCreamLtDan ...................4939 / 15 (955)
migroo .....................................1740 / 20 (937)
EvadMan ...............................2790 / 8 (908)
micron ...................................2508 / 6 (905)
thecool1 ................................4496 / 2 (853)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4831 / 4 (461)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
freewolf .....................................1978 / 55 (1001) :Q
minendo ...................................3375 / 15 (941)
migroo ......................................1740 / 20 (729)
ElFenix ......................................6356 / 14 (688)
Lonely Racers:
29) USS Guid .......................17252 / 43
44) lane42 .............................10446 / 39
67) Fardringle ........................7301 / 13
72) m2kewl .............................6930 / 38
74) Slahr Dzhe .......................6579 / 0
81) Toft / Vold - DK ................5785 / 7
94) ledzepp98 ........................4858 / 4
103)Maku ..................................4599 / 14
105)Jwyatt ................................4466 / 21
121)Karsten .............................3544 / 19
132)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
144)Panhead49 ......................2888 / 6
145)sukhoi ...............................2865 / 0
188)neovan ..............................2319 / 4
201)Emos .................................2025 / 0
203)Bleep .................................2009 / 4
210)Avenger01 ........................1970 / 11
212)Logix ..................................1958 / 4
221)BigFatCow ........................1873 / 7
224)ShotgunSteve ..................1822 / 1
235)Kruptikos ...........................1726 / 8
245)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
266)SpookyFish .......................1434 / 2
318)teriba ..................................1152 / 3
336)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
408)Corsairpro ..........................800 / 3
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Milestones achieved on 5/10:
networkman - 21000 (21043)
Yield - 12000 (12000)
moe_29 - 9000 (9000)
Gusfo0 - 500 (500)
drkhwk - 250 (250)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
M2kewl - Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby - 5/3/2002
Toft / Vold - DK -Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/29/2002
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 30th, 2002 - 4/27/2002
lane42 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/27/2002
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
With a suprising spurt of wu juice totalling double nickles, the Liberated Predatory Canid hoofs his way across the 1000 wu tally marker to earn a victory in his first attempt at racing on the SRL circuit. Freewolf wins the back-and-forth see-saw battle that saw no fewer than five lead changes during its tenure between Innuendo Minendo and Freewolf at the front of the pack. Hearty congratulations go out to the Wolfster and Minendo for putting on a great show for all of us to watch. Although we don't award K-Keys for tally crunches, we do open up the race coordinator's lounge that features the Olympic-sized hottub and a round of scintilating conversation with our physics babes who have had quite while to rest up in preparation for some of your tough questions regarding supersymmetric heterotic string theory and the Schrodinger equation.
Today we usher in a new race from former SRL drag racer JW Middleton, who has issued himself a personal challenge to reach 35,000 workunits by June 1st in what amounts to an all-out sprint. The race is dubbed the Heat Attack Sprint to 35k because of the tremendous amount of heat being generated and absorbed from the rack of JW's rigs being hosted in Dave McOwen's attic! In order to meet his lofty challenge, JWM will need to crack and crackle more than 1400 wu's within the next three weeks, despite the heat. Having recently gained the number nine spot in Team AnandTech standings after passing Bingo31 earlier this week, JWM plans to take on this massive challenge with his wide array of personal systems which will largely crack unattended for the duration of the event. Good luck, JWM and God speed!
Not happy with toiling amongst the mass of racers in the Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist, thecool1 decides that the Race to 6000 would suit his admirable crunching talents quite well and we would tend to agree. Hopping in at the number three position, the Chilly Digit hopes to make it difficult on Eltano1 and the Mucster who currently cruise in front. SoulAssassin reaches triple digits with a gut busting dump of 100 after eating the tainted wu meat two days ago to take over the lead from GreatWhiteNorth in the The Great 10K CountDown. cakin, Baldy18, and pazoo all earn smilies in the Race to 9000 with their prodigious purges and Crazee cracks an even (or odd) 69 to earn the director's nod for his scintillating dumpage.
Gotta run...
Advancements among racers on 5/10 include SoulAssassin up 1 to 46, Bigwoofer up 2 to 52, paf077 up 2 to 157, Ammocan up 1 to 165, wirelessenabled up 2 to 166, Maggotry up 1 to 178, migroo up 2 to 232, Jwyatt up 1 to 105, Karsten up 3 to 121, SpookyFish up 1 to 266.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............33464 / 72
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21043 / 69
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
59) IJump ...............................8484 / 14
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................12808 / 21
39) USS Tortoise .................11834 / 3
Race to 12,000:
41) zodder ..............................11422 / 29
43) def .....................................11218 / 48
The Great 10K CountDown:
46) SoulAssassin ..................9818 / 100 :Q
47) GreatWhiteNorth .............9754 / 35
49) DroolMAN! ........................9401 / 15
50) crt1530 ..............................9382 / 33
55) Tarca .................................9047 / 42
56) ZeroEffect .........................9000 / 16
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
52) Bigwoofer .........................9132 / 123
59) IJump ................................8484 / 14
Race to 9000:
63) MaxSiren ..........................7743 / 21
64) cakin .................................7532 / 54
65) Baldy18 ............................7446 / 40
71) pazoo ................................6973 / 45
Race to 7000:
76) ElFenix ..............................6356 / 14
82) Jabroni ..............................5731 / 23
83) EvilWobbles .....................5730 / 42
92) Crazee ...............................4994 / 69
Race to 6000:
98) mucman ..........................4824 / 16
102)Eltano1 .............................4655 / 9
104)thecool1 ............................4496 / 2
106)Swanny .............................4451 / 2
111)JimMc ................................4063 / 3
129)minendo ...........................3375 / 15
157)paf077 ...............................2631 / 36
Race to 4000:
120)Serialb ..............................3604 / 14
196)GolfGeek ..........................2095 / 4
May 11th Date at 3000:
140)Dazmite .............................2986 / 2
165)Ammocan .........................2574 / 20
166)wirelessenabled .............2573 / 38
172)JimButts ............................2516 / 0
May Mauling to 3500:
135)bbarnes ............................3079 / 8
160)Ishmael2k ........................2604 / 6
169)pyxis ..................................2552 / 6
173)Nemur ...............................2515 / 0
178)Maggotry ...........................2463 / 8
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
232)migroo ................................1740 / 20
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
365)JetsFanatic ..........................956 / 2
423)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
IBhacknU ..............................40600 / 113 (940)
Smokeball ............................23762 / 120 (812)
USS IsOs ..............................24672 / 71 (474)
PieDerro ...............................16096 / 30 (-1286)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................5855 / 63 (2488)
Crazee ....................................4994 / 69 (2287)
def ...........................................11218 / 48 (2077)
networkman ........................21043 / 69 (2037)
Yield ......................................12000 / 35 (1975)
SoulAssassin .......................9818 / 100 (1926) :Q
soni .......................................27418 / 47 (1889)
USS Poop ............................16205 / 9 (956)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
IceCreamLtDan ...................4939 / 15 (955)
migroo .....................................1740 / 20 (937)
EvadMan ...............................2790 / 8 (908)
micron ...................................2508 / 6 (905)
thecool1 ................................4496 / 2 (853)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4831 / 4 (461)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
freewolf .....................................1978 / 55 (1001) :Q
minendo ...................................3375 / 15 (941)
migroo ......................................1740 / 20 (729)
ElFenix ......................................6356 / 14 (688)
Lonely Racers:
29) USS Guid .......................17252 / 43
44) lane42 .............................10446 / 39
67) Fardringle ........................7301 / 13
72) m2kewl .............................6930 / 38
74) Slahr Dzhe .......................6579 / 0
81) Toft / Vold - DK ................5785 / 7
94) ledzepp98 ........................4858 / 4
103)Maku ..................................4599 / 14
105)Jwyatt ................................4466 / 21
121)Karsten .............................3544 / 19
132)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
144)Panhead49 ......................2888 / 6
145)sukhoi ...............................2865 / 0
188)neovan ..............................2319 / 4
201)Emos .................................2025 / 0
203)Bleep .................................2009 / 4
210)Avenger01 ........................1970 / 11
212)Logix ..................................1958 / 4
221)BigFatCow ........................1873 / 7
224)ShotgunSteve ..................1822 / 1
235)Kruptikos ...........................1726 / 8
245)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
266)SpookyFish .......................1434 / 2
318)teriba ..................................1152 / 3
336)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
408)Corsairpro ..........................800 / 3
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Milestones achieved on 5/10:
networkman - 21000 (21043)
Yield - 12000 (12000)
moe_29 - 9000 (9000)
Gusfo0 - 500 (500)
drkhwk - 250 (250)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
M2kewl - Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby - 5/3/2002
Toft / Vold - DK -Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/29/2002
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 30th, 2002 - 4/27/2002
lane42 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/27/2002
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
With a suprising spurt of wu juice totalling double nickles, the Liberated Predatory Canid hoofs his way across the 1000 wu tally marker to earn a victory in his first attempt at racing on the SRL circuit. Freewolf wins the back-and-forth see-saw battle that saw no fewer than five lead changes during its tenure between Innuendo Minendo and Freewolf at the front of the pack. Hearty congratulations go out to the Wolfster and Minendo for putting on a great show for all of us to watch. Although we don't award K-Keys for tally crunches, we do open up the race coordinator's lounge that features the Olympic-sized hottub and a round of scintilating conversation with our physics babes who have had quite while to rest up in preparation for some of your tough questions regarding supersymmetric heterotic string theory and the Schrodinger equation.
Today we usher in a new race from former SRL drag racer JW Middleton, who has issued himself a personal challenge to reach 35,000 workunits by June 1st in what amounts to an all-out sprint. The race is dubbed the Heat Attack Sprint to 35k because of the tremendous amount of heat being generated and absorbed from the rack of JW's rigs being hosted in Dave McOwen's attic! In order to meet his lofty challenge, JWM will need to crack and crackle more than 1400 wu's within the next three weeks, despite the heat. Having recently gained the number nine spot in Team AnandTech standings after passing Bingo31 earlier this week, JWM plans to take on this massive challenge with his wide array of personal systems which will largely crack unattended for the duration of the event. Good luck, JWM and God speed!
Not happy with toiling amongst the mass of racers in the Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist, thecool1 decides that the Race to 6000 would suit his admirable crunching talents quite well and we would tend to agree. Hopping in at the number three position, the Chilly Digit hopes to make it difficult on Eltano1 and the Mucster who currently cruise in front. SoulAssassin reaches triple digits with a gut busting dump of 100 after eating the tainted wu meat two days ago to take over the lead from GreatWhiteNorth in the The Great 10K CountDown. cakin, Baldy18, and pazoo all earn smilies in the Race to 9000 with their prodigious purges and Crazee cracks an even (or odd) 69 to earn the director's nod for his scintillating dumpage.
Gotta run...
Advancements among racers on 5/10 include SoulAssassin up 1 to 46, Bigwoofer up 2 to 52, paf077 up 2 to 157, Ammocan up 1 to 165, wirelessenabled up 2 to 166, Maggotry up 1 to 178, migroo up 2 to 232, Jwyatt up 1 to 105, Karsten up 3 to 121, SpookyFish up 1 to 266.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.