Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............33647 / 70
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21106 / 19
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
59) IJump ...............................8499 / 9
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................12856 / 23
39) USS Tortoise .................11868 / 19
Race to 12,000:
41) zodder ..............................11459 / 18
43) def .....................................11242 / 14
The Great 10K CountDown:
46) SoulAssassin ..................9878 / 27
47) GreatWhiteNorth .............9809 / 10
49) DroolMAN! ........................9478 / 77
50) crt1530 ..............................9406 / 15
55) Tarca .................................9064 / 8
56) ZeroEffect .........................9029 / 18
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
52) Bigwoofer .........................9346 / 95
59) IJump ................................8499 / 9
Race to 9000:
63) MaxSiren ..........................7758 / 6
64) cakin .................................7608 / 35
65) Baldy18 ............................7491 / 20
71) pazoo ................................7052 / 38
Race to 7000:
76) ElFenix ..............................6373 / 5
81) EvilWobbles .....................5815 / 48
83) Jabroni ..............................5775 / 20
91) Crazee ...............................5106 / 55
Race to 6000:
97) mucman ..........................4854 / 20
102)Eltano1 .............................4676 / 10
104)thecool1 ............................4506 / 0
106)Swanny .............................4465 / 14
111)JimMc ................................4070 / 1
127)minendo ...........................3427 / 29
158)paf077 ...............................2668 / 22
Race to 4000:
119)Serialb ..............................3628 / 14
195)GolfGeek ..........................2107 / 5
May 11th Date at 3000:
140)Dazmite .............................2993 / 1
159)wirelessenabled .............2643 / 38
163)Ammocan .........................2606 / 11
172)JimButts ............................2516 / 0
May Mauling to 3500:
135)bbarnes ............................3105 / 17
160)Ishmael2k ........................2631 / 22
170)pyxis ..................................2552 / 0
174)Nemur ...............................2515 / 0
178)Maggotry ...........................2487 / 15
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
233)migroo ................................1776 / 14
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
369)JetsFanatic ..........................962 / 5
428)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
Smokeball ............................23997 / 108 (1047)
IBhacknU ..............................40630 / 7 (970)
USS IsOs ..............................24843 / 86 (645)
PieDerro ...............................16104 / 4 (-1278)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
Crazee ....................................5106 / 55 (2399)
def ...........................................11242 / 14 (2101)
networkman ........................21106 / 19 (2100)
Yield ......................................12083 / 52 (2058)
SoulAssassin .......................9878 / 27 (1986)
soni .......................................27493 / 47 (1964)
USS Poop ............................16211 / 2 (962)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
IceCreamLtDan ...................4967 / 9 (983)
migroo .....................................1776 / 14 (973)
EvadMan ...............................2806 / 9 (924)
micron ...................................2515 / 2 (912)
thecool1 ................................4506 / 0 (863)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4848 / 10 (478)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................3427 / 29 (993)
migroo ......................................1776 / 14 (765)
ElFenix ......................................6373 / 5 (705)
Lonely Racers:
29) USS Guid .......................17298 / 16
44) lane42 .............................10491 / 13
67) Fardringle ........................7308 / 3
70) m2kewl .............................7060 / 22
74) Slahr Dzhe .......................6579 / 0
82) Toft / Vold - DK ................5785 / 0
95) ledzepp98 ........................4874 / 10
103)Maku ..................................4619 / 8
105)Jwyatt ................................4491 / 14
121)Karsten .............................3576 / 10
132)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
144)Panhead49 ......................2904 / 0
145)sukhoi ...............................2867 / 1
188)neovan ..............................2320 / 1
201)Emos .................................2025 / 0
202)Bleep .................................2020 / 1
211)Avenger01 ........................1996 / 9
214)Logix ..................................1972 / 7
224)BigFatCow ........................1878 / 3
227)ShotgunSteve ..................1822 / 0
238)Kruptikos ...........................1740 / 8
248)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
269)SpookyFish .......................1434 / 0
320)teriba ..................................1155 / 2
342)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
411)Corsairpro ..........................803 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 5/12:
Grant - 69000 (69136)
Martin - 500 (501)
Fee - 250 (251)
Egrimm - 250 (250)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
conjur - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/12/2002
freewolf - The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 - 5/11/2002
M2kewl - Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby - 5/3/2002
Toft / Vold - DK -Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/29/2002
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 30th, 2002 - 4/27/2002
lane42 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/27/2002
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
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Very few smilies today. Bandwidth Constrictivitis continues to run rampant at SSL...
The Biloxi Bomber takes extreme advantage of the viral infection ravaging Berkeley's digital pipes. For whatever reason, Smokie's army marches forward at a brisk pace in the Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie, remaining above the 100 wu mark and taking over first place from the Hackster who apparently can't find an open lane from Maui. Meanwhile, Hack's Hawaiian bretheren Izzy, while still not up to his prior production levels, seems to have fewer troubles relieving the burden on his queues as he dumps an impressive 86. Struggling mightily to make up the pre-race penalty handed down by the race officials, the Pie Guy can't seem to find maneuvering space from Down Under, either. This has to be a very frustrating time for the Awesome Aussie.
Sorry for the briefness, this morning. Gotta run...
Advancements among racers on 5/12 include pazoo up 1 to 71, EvilWobbles up 1 to 81, mucman up 1 to 97, minendo up 2 to 127, Serialb up 1 to 119, wirelessenabled up 2 to 159, migroo up 2 to 233, m2kewl up 1 to 70, Avenger01 up 1 to 211.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............33647 / 70
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21106 / 19
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
59) IJump ...............................8499 / 9
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................12856 / 23
39) USS Tortoise .................11868 / 19
Race to 12,000:
41) zodder ..............................11459 / 18
43) def .....................................11242 / 14
The Great 10K CountDown:
46) SoulAssassin ..................9878 / 27
47) GreatWhiteNorth .............9809 / 10
49) DroolMAN! ........................9478 / 77
50) crt1530 ..............................9406 / 15
55) Tarca .................................9064 / 8
56) ZeroEffect .........................9029 / 18
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
52) Bigwoofer .........................9346 / 95
59) IJump ................................8499 / 9
Race to 9000:
63) MaxSiren ..........................7758 / 6
64) cakin .................................7608 / 35
65) Baldy18 ............................7491 / 20
71) pazoo ................................7052 / 38
Race to 7000:
76) ElFenix ..............................6373 / 5
81) EvilWobbles .....................5815 / 48
83) Jabroni ..............................5775 / 20
91) Crazee ...............................5106 / 55
Race to 6000:
97) mucman ..........................4854 / 20
102)Eltano1 .............................4676 / 10
104)thecool1 ............................4506 / 0
106)Swanny .............................4465 / 14
111)JimMc ................................4070 / 1
127)minendo ...........................3427 / 29
158)paf077 ...............................2668 / 22
Race to 4000:
119)Serialb ..............................3628 / 14
195)GolfGeek ..........................2107 / 5
May 11th Date at 3000:
140)Dazmite .............................2993 / 1
159)wirelessenabled .............2643 / 38
163)Ammocan .........................2606 / 11
172)JimButts ............................2516 / 0
May Mauling to 3500:
135)bbarnes ............................3105 / 17
160)Ishmael2k ........................2631 / 22
170)pyxis ..................................2552 / 0
174)Nemur ...............................2515 / 0
178)Maggotry ...........................2487 / 15
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
233)migroo ................................1776 / 14
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
369)JetsFanatic ..........................962 / 5
428)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
Smokeball ............................23997 / 108 (1047)
IBhacknU ..............................40630 / 7 (970)
USS IsOs ..............................24843 / 86 (645)
PieDerro ...............................16104 / 4 (-1278)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
Crazee ....................................5106 / 55 (2399)
def ...........................................11242 / 14 (2101)
networkman ........................21106 / 19 (2100)
Yield ......................................12083 / 52 (2058)
SoulAssassin .......................9878 / 27 (1986)
soni .......................................27493 / 47 (1964)
USS Poop ............................16211 / 2 (962)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
IceCreamLtDan ...................4967 / 9 (983)
migroo .....................................1776 / 14 (973)
EvadMan ...............................2806 / 9 (924)
micron ...................................2515 / 2 (912)
thecool1 ................................4506 / 0 (863)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4848 / 10 (478)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................3427 / 29 (993)
migroo ......................................1776 / 14 (765)
ElFenix ......................................6373 / 5 (705)
Lonely Racers:
29) USS Guid .......................17298 / 16
44) lane42 .............................10491 / 13
67) Fardringle ........................7308 / 3
70) m2kewl .............................7060 / 22
74) Slahr Dzhe .......................6579 / 0
82) Toft / Vold - DK ................5785 / 0
95) ledzepp98 ........................4874 / 10
103)Maku ..................................4619 / 8
105)Jwyatt ................................4491 / 14
121)Karsten .............................3576 / 10
132)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
144)Panhead49 ......................2904 / 0
145)sukhoi ...............................2867 / 1
188)neovan ..............................2320 / 1
201)Emos .................................2025 / 0
202)Bleep .................................2020 / 1
211)Avenger01 ........................1996 / 9
214)Logix ..................................1972 / 7
224)BigFatCow ........................1878 / 3
227)ShotgunSteve ..................1822 / 0
238)Kruptikos ...........................1740 / 8
248)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
269)SpookyFish .......................1434 / 0
320)teriba ..................................1155 / 2
342)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
411)Corsairpro ..........................803 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 5/12:
Grant - 69000 (69136)
Martin - 500 (501)
Fee - 250 (251)
Egrimm - 250 (250)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
conjur - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/12/2002
freewolf - The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 - 5/11/2002
M2kewl - Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby - 5/3/2002
Toft / Vold - DK -Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/29/2002
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 30th, 2002 - 4/27/2002
lane42 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/27/2002
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Very few smilies today. Bandwidth Constrictivitis continues to run rampant at SSL...
The Biloxi Bomber takes extreme advantage of the viral infection ravaging Berkeley's digital pipes. For whatever reason, Smokie's army marches forward at a brisk pace in the Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie, remaining above the 100 wu mark and taking over first place from the Hackster who apparently can't find an open lane from Maui. Meanwhile, Hack's Hawaiian bretheren Izzy, while still not up to his prior production levels, seems to have fewer troubles relieving the burden on his queues as he dumps an impressive 86. Struggling mightily to make up the pre-race penalty handed down by the race officials, the Pie Guy can't seem to find maneuvering space from Down Under, either. This has to be a very frustrating time for the Awesome Aussie.
Sorry for the briefness, this morning. Gotta run...
Advancements among racers on 5/12 include pazoo up 1 to 71, EvilWobbles up 1 to 81, mucman up 1 to 97, minendo up 2 to 127, Serialb up 1 to 119, wirelessenabled up 2 to 159, migroo up 2 to 233, m2kewl up 1 to 70, Avenger01 up 1 to 211.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.