Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............33803 / 78
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21337 / 70
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
58) IJump ...............................8658 / 3
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................12904 / 24
39) USS Tortoise .................12052 / 2
Race to 12,000:
41) zodder ..............................11592 / 40
42) def .....................................11344 / 19
The Great 10K CountDown:
47) SoulAssassin ..................10024 / 32
50) DroolMAN! ........................9611 / 43
51) crt1530 ..............................9510 / 36
53) Tarca .................................9131 / 58
56) ZeroEffect .........................9078 / 16
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
48) Bigwoofer .........................9702 / 171 :Q
58) IJump ................................8658 / 3
Race to 9000:
63) MaxSiren ..........................7808 / 23
64) cakin .................................7684 / 38
65) Baldy18 ............................7545 / 27
70) pazoo ................................7156 / 44
Race to 7000:
76) ElFenix ..............................6405 / 12
79) EvilWobbles .....................5920 / 47
81) Jabroni ..............................5845 / 30
88) Crazee ...............................5254 / 70 :Q
Race to 6000:
97) mucman ..........................4887 / 14
102)Eltano1 .............................4696 / 7
104)Swanny .............................4570 / 22
105)thecool1 ............................4536 / 4
111)JimMc ................................4086 / 3
126)minendo ...........................3460 / 16
156)paf077 ...............................2744 / 12
Race to 4000:
119)Serialb ..............................3661 / 16
194)GolfGeek ..........................2125 / 6
Wireless Dazzler to 4000:
138)Dazmite .............................3010 / 4
158)wirelessenabled .............2731 / 36
162)Ammocan .........................2649 / 20
May Mauling to 3500:
134)bbarnes ............................3174 / 18
161)Ishmael2k ........................2649 / 11
169)pyxis ..................................2568 / 8
172)Nemur ...............................2542 / 18
175)Maggotry ...........................2511 / 9
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
229)migroo ................................1822 / 15
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
370)JetsFanatic ..........................966 / 1
430)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
Smokeball ............................24264 / 117 (1314)
IBhacknU ..............................40652 / 7 (992)
USS IsOs ..............................25002 / 76 (804)
PieDerro ...............................16186 / 69 (-1196)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
Crazee ....................................5254 / 70 (2547)
networkman ........................21337 / 70 (2331)
def ...........................................11344 / 19 (2203)
Yield ......................................12200 / 39 (2175)
SoulAssassin .......................10024 / 32 (2132)
soni .......................................27574 / 41 (2045)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
micron ...................................2555 / 21 (952)
EvadMan ...............................2824 / 5 (942)
thecool1 ................................4536 / 4 (893)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4867 / 9 (497)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
migroo ......................................1822 / 15 (811)
ElFenix ......................................6405 / 12 (737)
Lonely Racers:
29) USS Guid .......................17438 / 53
31) USS Poop ......................16240 / 13
44) lane42 .............................10581 / 45
46) GreatWhiteNorth ...........10041 / 40
69) m2kewl .............................7157 / 27
74) Slahr Dzhe .......................6579 / 0
93) IceCreamLtDan ..............4996 / 9
96) ledzepp98 ........................4894 / 9
103)Maku ..................................4644 / 8
106)Jwyatt ................................4523 / 16
120)Karsten .............................3635 / 26
132)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
142)Panhead49 ......................2967 / 0
145)sukhoi ...............................2874 / 1
185)neovan ..............................2374 / 0
202)Bleep .................................2041 / 3
203)Emos .................................2037 / 0
204)Avenger01 ........................2025 / 6
214)Logix ..................................1987 / 5
224)BigFatCow ........................1885 / 2
228)ShotgunSteve ..................1827 / 0
238)Kruptikos ...........................1752 / 4
248)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
268)SpookyFish .......................1449 / 2
318)teriba ..................................1174 / 3
343)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
411)Corsairpro ..........................807 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 5/14:
IsOs - 25000 (25002)
SoulAssassin - 10000 (10024)
r0tt3n1 - 2500 (2500)
SetiCruncher - 1000 (1284)
Snipes - 500 (502)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Minendo - The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 - 5/14/2002
Migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/14/2002
IceCreamLtDan - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/14/2002
Dazmite - May 11th Date at 3000 - 5/14/2002
GreatWhiteNorth - Great 10K Countdown - 5/14/2002
conjur - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/12/2002
freewolf - The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 - 5/11/2002
M2kewl - Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby - 5/3/2002
Toft / Vold - DK -Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/29/2002
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 30th, 2002 - 4/27/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Today it's the Assassin's turn in the limelight. Becoming only the 47th Team AnandTech member to reach the five digit realm by crunching 10,000 workunits, SoulAssassin crosses the finish line after a daring charge at GreatWhiteNorth whose run at glory earned him the 46th spot yesterday. Oh, what might have been! With several crunchers left idle over the weekend, one of them a 933 dualie, due to various technical snafus (or perhaps sabotage by a few zealous GWN fans????), that in itself could have been the difference between crossing the mark first and crossing second. But just like this year's winter Olympics, everybody gets a gold medal in the SRL! Here's your 10th golden K-Key with the diamond studs and you may use it to open the 10K lounge where GreatWhiteNorth's party is still in full swing. They've saved a place in the hottub for you right beside the particle interaction physics babe. Unlike her area of expertise, her particles haven't decayed a bit. Congratulations on the milestone, SoulAssassin!
Joining the parade of recent race winners is Crazee who stretches at the finish line with an awesome production run totalling 70 workunits in The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM. Powering out a victory over the race's namesake, who graciously accepted a second handicap mid-race, Crazee turns and bows to the cheering crowd being led by his insane group of followers dubbed "Crazee's Crew" and heads towards the awards stand to pick up his victory brew and towels in preparation of the extended party going on in the race coordinator's lounge. It was an impressive run by the Nutso Guy, falling just three days short of crossing with his race mate conjur. During many days of this intense interaction of cracking hacks, Crazee and conjur danced an odd sort of crunching cha-cha, mirroring each other's production on more than one occasion, and seldom dropping below the 50 wu daily mark. Congratulations, Crazee!
Three racers from the May 11th Date at 3000 have decided to stick around and try their luck at 4000 in the Wireless Dazzler to 4000. Wirelessenabled, not content at coming in second, gets another shot at Dazmite to the next milestone at 4K. Unless the Jumping Bean has a bunch more beans stashed somewhere, it looks like the Big Dawg may have sewn up a victory in The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000. Yesterday's 171 marks one of the Woofer's banner production days. But don't start drinking out of the toilet just yet, Dawgie. I've got a feeling that IJump has something hidden up his queue. Smilies for everyone in the Race to 9000, with pazoo leading the bracket with 44, followed closely by the misplaced Aggie cakin's 38. EvilWobbles is making up some serious ground on Crabby in the Race to 7000 while Crazee beats feet from the rear of the pack. Nemur and bbarnes are synchronized at 18 in the May Mauling to 3500 and Smokeball's little army remains above the century mark to extend his lead over the Hackster to 322 in the Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie.
Advancements among racers on 5/14 include Tarca up 2 to 53, Bigwoofer up 2 to 48, pazoo up 1 to 70, EvilWobbles up 1 to 79, Jabroni up 2 to 81, Crazee up 3 to 88, minendo up 1 to 126, paf077 up 1 to 156, GolfGeek up 1 to 194, Ammocan up 1 to 162, pyxis up 1 to 169, Maggotry up 1 to 175, inendo up 1 to 126, Karsten up 1 to 120, Avenger01 up 1 to 204.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............33803 / 78
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21337 / 70
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
58) IJump ...............................8658 / 3
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................12904 / 24
39) USS Tortoise .................12052 / 2
Race to 12,000:
41) zodder ..............................11592 / 40
42) def .....................................11344 / 19
The Great 10K CountDown:
47) SoulAssassin ..................10024 / 32
50) DroolMAN! ........................9611 / 43
51) crt1530 ..............................9510 / 36
53) Tarca .................................9131 / 58
56) ZeroEffect .........................9078 / 16
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
48) Bigwoofer .........................9702 / 171 :Q
58) IJump ................................8658 / 3
Race to 9000:
63) MaxSiren ..........................7808 / 23
64) cakin .................................7684 / 38
65) Baldy18 ............................7545 / 27
70) pazoo ................................7156 / 44
Race to 7000:
76) ElFenix ..............................6405 / 12
79) EvilWobbles .....................5920 / 47
81) Jabroni ..............................5845 / 30
88) Crazee ...............................5254 / 70 :Q
Race to 6000:
97) mucman ..........................4887 / 14
102)Eltano1 .............................4696 / 7
104)Swanny .............................4570 / 22
105)thecool1 ............................4536 / 4
111)JimMc ................................4086 / 3
126)minendo ...........................3460 / 16
156)paf077 ...............................2744 / 12
Race to 4000:
119)Serialb ..............................3661 / 16
194)GolfGeek ..........................2125 / 6
Wireless Dazzler to 4000:
138)Dazmite .............................3010 / 4
158)wirelessenabled .............2731 / 36
162)Ammocan .........................2649 / 20
May Mauling to 3500:
134)bbarnes ............................3174 / 18
161)Ishmael2k ........................2649 / 11
169)pyxis ..................................2568 / 8
172)Nemur ...............................2542 / 18
175)Maggotry ...........................2511 / 9
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
229)migroo ................................1822 / 15
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
370)JetsFanatic ..........................966 / 1
430)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
Smokeball ............................24264 / 117 (1314)
IBhacknU ..............................40652 / 7 (992)
USS IsOs ..............................25002 / 76 (804)
PieDerro ...............................16186 / 69 (-1196)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
Crazee ....................................5254 / 70 (2547)
networkman ........................21337 / 70 (2331)
def ...........................................11344 / 19 (2203)
Yield ......................................12200 / 39 (2175)
SoulAssassin .......................10024 / 32 (2132)
soni .......................................27574 / 41 (2045)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
micron ...................................2555 / 21 (952)
EvadMan ...............................2824 / 5 (942)
thecool1 ................................4536 / 4 (893)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4867 / 9 (497)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
migroo ......................................1822 / 15 (811)
ElFenix ......................................6405 / 12 (737)
Lonely Racers:
29) USS Guid .......................17438 / 53
31) USS Poop ......................16240 / 13
44) lane42 .............................10581 / 45
46) GreatWhiteNorth ...........10041 / 40
69) m2kewl .............................7157 / 27
74) Slahr Dzhe .......................6579 / 0
93) IceCreamLtDan ..............4996 / 9
96) ledzepp98 ........................4894 / 9
103)Maku ..................................4644 / 8
106)Jwyatt ................................4523 / 16
120)Karsten .............................3635 / 26
132)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
142)Panhead49 ......................2967 / 0
145)sukhoi ...............................2874 / 1
185)neovan ..............................2374 / 0
202)Bleep .................................2041 / 3
203)Emos .................................2037 / 0
204)Avenger01 ........................2025 / 6
214)Logix ..................................1987 / 5
224)BigFatCow ........................1885 / 2
228)ShotgunSteve ..................1827 / 0
238)Kruptikos ...........................1752 / 4
248)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
268)SpookyFish .......................1449 / 2
318)teriba ..................................1174 / 3
343)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
411)Corsairpro ..........................807 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 5/14:
IsOs - 25000 (25002)
SoulAssassin - 10000 (10024)
r0tt3n1 - 2500 (2500)
SetiCruncher - 1000 (1284)
Snipes - 500 (502)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Minendo - The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 - 5/14/2002
Migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/14/2002
IceCreamLtDan - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/14/2002
Dazmite - May 11th Date at 3000 - 5/14/2002
GreatWhiteNorth - Great 10K Countdown - 5/14/2002
conjur - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/12/2002
freewolf - The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 - 5/11/2002
M2kewl - Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby - 5/3/2002
Toft / Vold - DK -Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/29/2002
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 30th, 2002 - 4/27/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Today it's the Assassin's turn in the limelight. Becoming only the 47th Team AnandTech member to reach the five digit realm by crunching 10,000 workunits, SoulAssassin crosses the finish line after a daring charge at GreatWhiteNorth whose run at glory earned him the 46th spot yesterday. Oh, what might have been! With several crunchers left idle over the weekend, one of them a 933 dualie, due to various technical snafus (or perhaps sabotage by a few zealous GWN fans????), that in itself could have been the difference between crossing the mark first and crossing second. But just like this year's winter Olympics, everybody gets a gold medal in the SRL! Here's your 10th golden K-Key with the diamond studs and you may use it to open the 10K lounge where GreatWhiteNorth's party is still in full swing. They've saved a place in the hottub for you right beside the particle interaction physics babe. Unlike her area of expertise, her particles haven't decayed a bit. Congratulations on the milestone, SoulAssassin!
Joining the parade of recent race winners is Crazee who stretches at the finish line with an awesome production run totalling 70 workunits in The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM. Powering out a victory over the race's namesake, who graciously accepted a second handicap mid-race, Crazee turns and bows to the cheering crowd being led by his insane group of followers dubbed "Crazee's Crew" and heads towards the awards stand to pick up his victory brew and towels in preparation of the extended party going on in the race coordinator's lounge. It was an impressive run by the Nutso Guy, falling just three days short of crossing with his race mate conjur. During many days of this intense interaction of cracking hacks, Crazee and conjur danced an odd sort of crunching cha-cha, mirroring each other's production on more than one occasion, and seldom dropping below the 50 wu daily mark. Congratulations, Crazee!
Three racers from the May 11th Date at 3000 have decided to stick around and try their luck at 4000 in the Wireless Dazzler to 4000. Wirelessenabled, not content at coming in second, gets another shot at Dazmite to the next milestone at 4K. Unless the Jumping Bean has a bunch more beans stashed somewhere, it looks like the Big Dawg may have sewn up a victory in The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000. Yesterday's 171 marks one of the Woofer's banner production days. But don't start drinking out of the toilet just yet, Dawgie. I've got a feeling that IJump has something hidden up his queue. Smilies for everyone in the Race to 9000, with pazoo leading the bracket with 44, followed closely by the misplaced Aggie cakin's 38. EvilWobbles is making up some serious ground on Crabby in the Race to 7000 while Crazee beats feet from the rear of the pack. Nemur and bbarnes are synchronized at 18 in the May Mauling to 3500 and Smokeball's little army remains above the century mark to extend his lead over the Hackster to 322 in the Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie.
Advancements among racers on 5/14 include Tarca up 2 to 53, Bigwoofer up 2 to 48, pazoo up 1 to 70, EvilWobbles up 1 to 79, Jabroni up 2 to 81, Crazee up 3 to 88, minendo up 1 to 126, paf077 up 1 to 156, GolfGeek up 1 to 194, Ammocan up 1 to 162, pyxis up 1 to 169, Maggotry up 1 to 175, inendo up 1 to 126, Karsten up 1 to 120, Avenger01 up 1 to 204.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.