Sex for the first time?

[Circlenaut]

Well i've been going out with my girlfriend for 1.5 years and she wants to take it to the next step. The question is, is there anything I should know (besides the condom) before I have sex? She wants to do it this wednesday.

 

[mrCide]

eh.. i didn't really 'schedule' my first time

 

[Emulex]

rent some porno's and study the action.

dont feel sad if you are a two pump chump the first time.


maybe there are girly reasons for the scheduling

 

[DanJ]

The pill is always nice, gives that added 99.9% protection.

Relitively cheap too I spose.

 

[fake]

Uh, make sure you stick it in the right place? Seriosuly though, have fun and take it slow if its her first time

 

[Urinal Mint]

scheduled for wednesday? haahahahaahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhah

 

[DanJ]

Hehe...yes you can turn the 2 pump chump thing into an amusing thing, saying you've gone 19 years without it or something lol.

 

[Shy]

Rule #1: Don't set a date.

If you're intent on keeping it "this wednesday", you're both going to be extremely nervous all day long and it isn't going to be very good. More scary than anything.

Now that you're at this point, you've got to just let it happen, you can't force it.

-Shy

 

[Viper GTS]

Gee, you two are spontaneous.

But since I'm still in the "never been there" category, I'll shut up now.

Viper GTS

 

[dOrKuS]

have fun
try not to embarrass yourself

 

[RDMustang1]

If it's her first time then you have nothing to worry about.. if it's not then I would make sure you have some advice

 

[DanJ]

Yes, relax...don't force it, and don't embarass yourself

 

[Emulex]

yah make her come before sticking it in there. Ya know use the hand or tongue, you don't want to be rude and leave her hanging..

 

[Colt45]

try and last as long as you can..
and protection is always good for you.

 

[Shy]

<< Gee, you two are spontaneous.

But since I'm still in the &quot;never been there&quot; category, I'll shut up now.

Viper GTS >>



Yeah, seriously Viper, you opinions are, like, soooooo invalid. You are totally, like, not with it, dude. <end valley girl mode>

Who cares if you've never had sex? At least you know enough that it should be more spontaneous than &quot;Wednesday&quot;. Seriously, you two have been going out for a year and a half and you set a date to have sex on? Wow...

-Shy

 

[Pyxis]

Wouldn't scheduling the day make you nervous. It might hinde your performance.

BTW, I wouldn't know since I've never had sex before.

 

[Technics1200]

Why in the world would you come to a forum to ask for advice to have sex? There is nothing to be taught, nothing to be learned. You just stick your penis into the vagina and rock it back and fourth up and down whatever way you prefer it. Just do it.

 

[Scrapster]

Uh, make sure you stick it in the right place?

Yes, and don't believe the old wives tail that if you stick it in, it will come out of her behind. There is no truth to it.

 

[Platypus]

Good luck, dont set a date mate, it will ruin the fun.

 

[viewton]

<< and leave her hanging.. >>



Maybe that was a bad choice of words :Q

 

[yasha]

Stick a Alkaseltzer tablet in there first!
Should add some nice action.

 

[StageLeft]

Good advice from Emulex.

BTW I would be VERY nervous if I were you. This is probably one of the most nerve-wracking times for the average guy. If you don't know what I'm talking about, just wait until Wednesday night and you'll see what I mean...right guys?

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j/k Theres nothing to it. I'm sure you've seen a porn movie. Pull out before you go and do what they do.

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kidding again.

 

[StormRider]

yah make her come before sticking it in there. Ya know use the hand or tongue, you don't want to be rude and leave her hanging..

No! He should stick it in and satisfy himself -- then run away laughing.

 

[StormRider]

Uh, make sure you stick it in the right place?

Yeah, if your weenie smells like sh!t afterwards, you probably put it in the wrong place.

 

[Shy]

<< yah make her come before sticking it in there. Ya know use the hand or tongue, you don't want to be rude and leave her hanging..

No! He should stick it in and satisfy himself -- then run away laughing. >>



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