Sex is like......

[SexEPid]

Sex is like air, it's not a big deal until you're not getting any.

I saw this one yesterday on the boards: Sex is like hacking. You get in. You get out. And you hope you leave nothing behind

Post your sex similies here!

Sexy Pid

 

[Regine]

Sex is like a snowstorm - you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

 

[Valhalla1]

My momma always told me sex is like a box of choco.. oohh nevermind

 

[Poontos]

...fun.

 

[Yeeny]

Sex is like the Bald Eagle at my house, almost extinct. :Q

 

[guyver01]

Sex is like the Loch Ness monster.. i aint seen it yet.. but when i do... WOO HOO!!!

 

[Valhalla1]

<< Sex is like the Bald Eagle at my house, almost extinct.
>>



GF - thats why you need to come back to my house. you know darn well sex over here is like LA Traffic, it just don't stop

 

[xodarap]

Sex is like AOL dont ask us about it

 

[AMDJunkie]

Sex is like... um... boinking!

 

[SexEPid]

Sex is like Anandtech.

Someone think of that one

Pid

 

[Lord Evermore]

Sex is like candy...make sure you brought enough for everybody.

Sex is like a party...the more the merrier.

Sex is like marriage...oh wait, no, that's a paradox.

Sex is NOT like a competitive sport...you REALLY want the other person to be REALLY good at it.

Sex is like a parachute...the wider you spread 'em, the smoother the landing.

 

[Windogg]

Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still OK.

Windogg

 

[PretendHer]

Sex is like...TOTALLY the best thing happening on the planet!! 'Specially when it's happening to me! Nuff said.

 

[vi edit]

unlike war, it's always nice during sex to be blown to hell

 

[BatmanNate]

Why e-mail is like a penis

 

[Lord Evermore]

Sex is like Anandtech...you know it's good for ya.

Sex is like the forums...there's a lot of filthy wankers doing it. :-D And most of them are drunk.

 

[Lord Evermore]

Sex is like Anandtech...you know it's good for ya.

Sex is like the forums...there's a lot of filthy wankers doing it. :-D

 

[nullshark]

Sex is like coffee...
Hot and on the kitchen table

Love don't make the world go 'round... Just up'n'down a bit.

 

[The Stigenator]

Sex is like &quot;Warm apple pie&quot;.









how should I know.. I havent got any

 

[JayPatel]

Whats Sex?

 

[SSP]

Sex is like... waiting in line. The harder you push, the faster you get in.




Whats Sex?

It's an activity involving dogs and goats. (Valhalla would know what I'm talking about).

 

[yllus]

Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Night folks.

 

Sex is like sex, its good.

 

[JayPatel]

Pid aint u a bit young to be talking bout sex......

 

[SSP]

Yeah, Grow some pubes before you talk about sex. jk