Sex is like......

[bujuranks]

lol @ 0sully

 

[bujuranks]

sex is like drugs, you could never get it when you want it.

 

[IBhacknU]

sex IS a drug

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Sex, to me, is like a million dollars. I have never had it, but it doesn't mean that I wouldn't like to.

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

"...half man half amazin'"
-NAS

 

[Loggerman]

Sex is like a winter storm.
The harder she blows,the better it feels.

 

[Aquaman]

Girl Friday........ if you want to see some Bald Eagles come up to Squamish, British Columbia, Canada (1hr north of Vancouver). They did the annual Eagle count and I believe in that area we have around 500 (adult & juvenile) Bald Eagles.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[SexEPid]

I'm old enough to talk about it, not necessarily old enough to do it

Pid

 

[TravisBickle]

sex is like... masturbation only more expensive
sex is like... masturbation only with an invasion of your privacy
sex is like... well masturbation really but with worries added

 

[yakko]

<< Sex is NOT like a competitive sport...you REALLY want the other person to be REALLY good at it. >>


NO. Sometimes I hope she sucks at it.

 

[fallenoncrack]

sex is like CHEAP COLOGNE

 

[MajesticMoose]

Sex is like the end of this similie.............

 

[tweekah]

..MILK, it does a body good.

 

[tjdavis1138]

Sex is like my paycheck, once a week.

 

[hpkeeper]

Sex is like a cow...... theres allot meat. (applies for me anyways)

 

[Isla]

Sex is like melting into another person and forgetting where you end and he begins...

(Of course, it has to be the right person. Otherwise, sex is like engaging in mutual masturbation with a really good friend.)

 

[yakko]

<< Sex is like a cow...... theres allot meat. (applies for me anyways) >>


How much do you weigh?

 

[Pretender]

Sex is to people as hardware is to geeks: it costs about $50 a day to get your daily fix (you can get it for less, but it tends to be unreliable and cause system crashes).

 

[Bun]

... Sex is like a good vacation. I need it everyday, can't get often enough..

 

[jcballer1]

sex is like my benz, you have mad wishes for it

 

[Lily27]

Sex is like mathematics... u substract the clothes... divide the legs... and hope to god you dont multiple...

 

[Mayhem1869]

Sex is like... I forgot,it's been a while.

 

[Fardringle]

Sex is like the Forums: I get on it as often as I can, and spend the rest of the time thinking about it..

 

[theplanb]

babies?