.Has it cum to this? A sweet young thing can't leave her vitamin water unprotected without some jerk-off taking it upon himself to adjust the salinity of the product?
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/michael-kevin-lallana-semen-co-worker-2010-8#ixzz1KH37Qw9G
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/fina...na-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/#more-36926
First off, the discovery of the crime. The first time it happened, MKLs coworker (identified only as Tiffany G) unknowingly took a swig and tasted what she believed to be semen but wasnt sure. I had a hunch thats what it was, but I wouldnt dream in a million years thats what it was, she said. The second time she decided to test her theory. After finding what appeared to be yet another bottle of water laced with semen, Tiffany took the evidence in question home and ran an experiment, wherein she asked her fiancee to put his semen in a separate water bottle to see if thats what she had tasted at work. After testing the new sample and comparing it to the other one, she determined it was.
[insert DO NOT WANT image here]She is a looker though...............
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/fina...na-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/#more-36926
First off, the discovery of the crime. The first time it happened, MKLs coworker (identified only as Tiffany G) unknowingly took a swig and tasted what she believed to be semen but wasnt sure. I had a hunch thats what it was, but I wouldnt dream in a million years thats what it was, she said. The second time she decided to test her theory. After finding what appeared to be yet another bottle of water laced with semen, Tiffany took the evidence in question home and ran an experiment, wherein she asked her fiancee to put his semen in a separate water bottle to see if thats what she had tasted at work. After testing the new sample and comparing it to the other one, she determined it was.
Prompting the obvious.....
"How did she know?"
She could discern it in a bottle of sugar water?
She's a cum dumpster.
That's what I'm thinking. She recognized that oh so familiar taste in her mouth but wasn't quite sure. So she needed another sample to be positive.
Prompting the obvious.....
"How did she know?"
She could discern it in a bottle of sugar water?
She's a cum dumpster.
Yeah, castigate a woman for having a sex life, giving blow jobs to an intimate partner and therefore knowing what semen tastes like.
Are you people really this fucking stupid? Woman who has normal sex life -> knows taste of semen -> is a cum dumpster?
jesus.
edit:
Do you have anyone in your life who is female and you love? What if that woman was your mother? Sister? Girlfriend? Anyone? Are those people "cum dumpsters" if they recognize the taste of semen from a food product?
You cant see it right now, but trust me, I am sitting in my LazyBoy laughing my fucking ball sack off.
Yeah, castigate a woman for having a sex life, giving blow jobs to an intimate partner and therefore knowing what semen tastes like.
Are you people really this fucking stupid? Woman who has normal sex life -> knows taste of semen -> is a cum dumpster?
jesus.
edit:
Do you have anyone in your life who is female and you love? What if that woman was your mother? Sister? Girlfriend? Anyone? Are those people "cum dumpsters" if they recognize the taste of semen from a food product?
Makes you wonder how crime labs did it before we had DNA......
:hmm:
The same way they tested powder for cocaine. Yes, in this case correlation=causation as to why they knew both the taste of cocaine and semen.
what...the...fuck...?...He was charged in February with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification....