Sex With a Squid is Illegal?

[SunnyD]

So if having sex with a dead squid is illegal, who is the victim of the crime?

The victim is the... uhh... the.... hmm... :hmm:

 

[darkxshade]

It's a victimless crime...

But you have to wonder, is it now a crime to have sex with a sheep/goat skin condom?

What if he banged a woman with the squid on... did they think about that?

 

[lord_emperor]

It is essentially illegal for the same reasons child porn is illegal; neither of them can consent.

So the whole discovery channel should go to jail for filming un-consenting and probably underage animals in the act?

 

[moshquerade]

so who here is curious?

i am not. just to clear that up.

 

[Kirby]

If having sex with a squid is wrong, I don't want to be right. :awe:

 

[moshquerade]

if having sex with a squid is wrong, i don't want to be right. :awe:

lol!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Dead squids can't say no.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I can haz tentacle pron? :awe:

 

[PieIsAwesome]

"Dymond is charged with possessing an image of someone "performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character"."

Next people will be charged for thinking of obtaining an image of someone who is in possession of and viewing an image of someone sexing up a squid.

 

[zinfamous]

We most stop this government overreach of our rights to live a free, unrestricted life!

If sex with a squid is wrong, then i don't wanna be right!!!

 

[zinfamous]

Uh... how the hell does someone have sex with a squid?

oh noes...teh Beak!!

D:

 

[GuitarDaddy]

so who here is curious?

i am not. just to clear that up.

squidcurious?

hmmm, all those arms, all those suckers

 

[Nitemare]

so who here is curious?

i am not. just to clear that up.

if you have to ask...

 

[Dumac]

Sure its gross, but now way in hell should it be illegal.

Charged with having bad character? WTF?

 

[darkxshade]

Sure its gross, but now way in hell should it be illegal.

Charged with having bad character? WTF?

The squid might be underaged, it's rare if ever they become legal. :sneaky:

 

[desy]

love is a many tentacled thing
kinda explains Detroit Redwing fans

 

[Newbian]

Sigh,,,now our love is forbidden by the law.

 

[SunSamurai]

/slowly backs out of thread

A shadowpuppet re-enactment should be entertaining.

 

[PM650]

What if he banged a woman with the squid on...

You might be on to something there...:hmm:

 

[BladeVenom]

"The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power." -1984 Orwell

 

[nageov3t]

a million japanese man just cried out in horror.