Sexting Tiger Woods Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and $&@% Till Mercy

[NFS4]

http://gizmodo.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy

Just a sample

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
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Tiger may have texted it, but he wouldn't have been able to post it here - neither can you.
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[shiner]

I can't wait to play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 on my PS3

 

[Gillbot]

Tiger is my hero. His stock went up in my book after all of this.

 

[Slick5150]

Couldn't he have picked a less grotesque looking porn star though? I mean, yeesh.

 

[Gibson486]

I can't wait to play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 on my PS3

if you win, you see ALL the action....

 

[yankeesfan]

There is no way he's gonna be able to deal with the hecklers.

 

[shiner]

if you win, you see ALL the action....

The Pre Nup power up is a bitch!

 

[Engineer]

:awe:

 

[Fritzo]

I REALLY like this guy. The guy is an innovator and advanced the sport of golf to never before seen levels.

He deserves some extra pudding crevasse.

 

[spidey07]

I can't wait to play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 on my PS3

Bwaffulll!

 

[GTaudiophile]

Such a dirty Tiger.

Now that every woman in the universe knows his "weakness" they are going to go after him like you wouldn't believe. Rehab LOLZ!

 

[preslove]

Dude should have found a kinky wife who's into open relationships, not some random pretty Norwegian.

 

[meltdown75]

old news is old news.

 

[rasczak]

well, if I were him and knowing he was gonna lose his marriage, I'd get snipped privately. Then when he starts hittin' it up, watch the failure ensue as the gold diggers start claiming that he got them preggers.

 

[The Sauce]

Next Tiger Woods game should let you unlock new whores when you win a tournament, kindal like Dirt 2 with cars.

 

[meltdown75]

Next Tiger Woods game should let you unlock new whores when you win a tournament, kindal like Dirt 2 with cars.

bahahahahhahahah i love it

 

[eits]

what a fucking dirtbag lowlife.

seriously, i don't understand how elin can stomach being near him...

 

[ussfletcher]

He wanted to give her a golden shower...

 

[Epic Fail]

what a fucking dirtbag lowlife.

seriously, i don't understand how elin can stomach being near him...

There are a billion reasons.

 

[Key West]

There are a billion reasons.

Yes *billion... *

 

[fantolay]

Tiger Woods is awesome.

 

[Slick5150]

Yes *billion... *

I'm sure she'd get a good hunk of his billion in a divorce.

 

[Epic Fail]

I'm sure she'd get a good hunk of his billion in a divorce.

How does the will work if you killed your husband?

 

[NFS4]

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009: blank

 

[amdhunter]

I love this guy. He is everything that I want to be when I grow up.