Sexting Tiger Woods Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and $&@% Till Mercy

[CTrain]

Couldn't he have picked a less grotesque looking porn star though? I mean, yeesh.

In some of the pics, shes not particular attractive but if you check at some of her pornos, shes actually pretty good looking.
Its the enormous fake t*ts thats a turn off.

 

[nick1985]

A2M.


Sweet!

 

[HannibalX]

No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

It's like reading a 12 year old's ATOT posts.

 

[Lamont Burns]

man chapelle could have a field day with this shit

 

[NFS4]

man chapelle could have a field day with this shit

Love Contract Part Deux

 

[pyonir]

I wonder if Tiger Woods did choke a bitch?

 

[eits]

There are a billion reasons.

the guy did her wrong in a big way and it's being paraded around her face on a daily basis. he completely ruined their family. she did nothing wrong.

she'd have a ton of money of her own if she just divorced him... and she'd make more money on a tell-all book... and she'd make more money on child support payments...

she'd never have to deal with his sleezy, lying, nasty ass ever again and have enough money to live comfortably.

i mean, seriously, why is she putting herself through all this?

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

i mean, seriously, why is she putting herself through all this?

Because if she divorces him she's nothing more than a Swedish chick who used to be married to the greatest golfer on the planet.

 

[MotF Bane]

HAHAHA, so much win.

 

[0roo0roo]

Because if she divorces him she's nothing more than a Swedish chick who used to be married to the greatest golfer on the planet.

bingo

not that far off actually.
pics of her sister with less makeup show they are fading fast

 

[ElFenix]

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

:awe:

 

[Dumac]

I'm glad that everyone here seems to be less critical now, excluding eits.

Who the fuck cares what Tiger does in his private life. Let him get his kinky freak on with porn stars. It doesn't affect me.

 

[datalink7]

I'm glad that everyone here seems to be less critical now, excluding eits.

Who the fuck cares what Tiger does in his private life. Let him get his kinky freak on with porn stars. It doesn't affect me.

I disagree to an extent. I think people who do wrong should be ostracized as part of keeping society healthy, even if it doesn't directly affect you. I don't feel sorry for Tiger at all and think he has deserved every criticism.

That said, there are more important things out there and this issue shouldn't consume our national interest.

 

[GT1999]

I disagree to an extent. I think people who do wrong should be ostracized as part of keeping society healthy, even if it doesn't directly affect you. I don't feel sorry for Tiger at all and think he has deserved every criticism.

That said, there are more important things out there and this issue shouldn't consume our national interest.

Finally, a post in this thread I can agree with.

 

[PottedMeat]

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
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:awe:



...time to make some shit up now :awe:

Not really

 

[MrMatt]

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

 

[TheNinja]

Tiger's a freak....lol

Who is this porn star?

The Wayne Brady thing made me LOL b/c basically Wayne Brady = Tiger Woods as far as a squeaky clean image.

 

[eits]

I'm glad that everyone here seems to be less critical now, excluding eits.

Who the fuck cares what Tiger does in his private life. Let him get his kinky freak on with porn stars. It doesn't affect me.

don't get me wrong, i thought it was shitty that his private life is being aired out like this... especially his text messages. it doesn't matter to me who he bangs. it's just that i find it disgusting what he did (or is currently still doing).

 

[James Bond]

So what happened at the very end? Was this the girl that blew his cover?

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything
Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

 

[James Bond]

Really Tiger? You were suprised a porn star has had a golden shower? Thats like someone asking you if you have ever hit the pin from 100 yards out. These things just happen at work.

LOL. That's so good

 

[NFS4]

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

You would think that he would have stopped right then with that close call. But like anyone living on the edge, you just have to keep going until you fall off

 

[apac]

You would think that he would have stopped right then with that close call. But like anyone living on the edge, you just have to keep going until you fall off

I think this was after the infidelity was already exposed.

 

[Zebo]

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Sounds like Tiger is more Asian than I thought.

 

[apac]

Sounds like Tiger is more Asian than I thought.

I dunno the "hotdog in a hallway" expression comes to mind.

 

[hdeck]

I think this was after the infidelity was already exposed.

no, that was october. it wasn't exposed until after thanksgiving.