Sexting Tiger Woods Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and $&@% Till Mercy

[NFS4]

I think this was after the infidelity was already exposed.

I thought it wasn't exposed until Thanksgiving. The last text from above is from October.

 

[apac]

I thought it wasn't exposed until Thanksgiving. The last text from above is from October.

Oh, you're right. Yeah he's a moron. The damage may have already been done, though.

 

[mmntech]

I love the one where he asked is she'd ever had a golden shower. What a sick f--k. Gotta love him.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I'm sure she'd get a good hunk of his billion in a divorce.

Supposedly their orig. prenup limited her to 10mil until they have been married for 10yrs, no doubt the main bargaining chip TW has and probably the only reason she is still with him. He no doubt has had to reup the prenup to get her to hang around.

Although her family has money and with 10-20mil she could no doubt live comfortably, but that aint nothing like the payoff she will get by hanging around

 

[raygunpk]

cant wait til hes back on the course, teeing one off and the crowd yells:

IN THE HOLE
GET IT IN THE HOLE
YEAHHHHHHH

 

[mjrpes3]

Having read all that, I just don't see how Tiger will come anywhere close to a full recovery of his previous status.

 

[NFS4]

Having read all that, I just don't see how Tiger will come anywhere close to a full recovery of his previous status.

What about Kobe butt pillaging that chick?

 

[mjrpes3]

What about Kobe butt pillaging that chick?

We shall see.

It just feels different with Tiger (lol).

 

[NFS4]

We shall see.

It just feels different with Tiger (lol).

That's what she said!

 

[isekii]

Everyone has a dirty side to them.
I'm sure a lot of you wish you had this kind of woman that would do all these dirty things with.

 

[timosyy]

How come whenever I read celebrity Twitter/text/any kind of electronic communication they always have shit grammar and spelling.

Drives me insane.

 

[Ika]

How come whenever I read celebrity Twitter/text/any kind of electronic communication they always have shit grammar and spelling.

Drives me insane.

because it's hard to have good grammar and spelling when you have 9 buttons and the phone decides to pick the words for you? or if that's not the case, it's hard to have good grammar and spelling when the keyboard is 1/10 the size of a standard computer keyboard? or because people are stupid?

 

[eits]

How come whenever I read celebrity Twitter/text/any kind of electronic communication they always have shit grammar and spelling.

Drives me insane.

this... so this.

i was like "what a dumb motherfucker" with almost every text that i read. i mean, it's one thing to use shorthand... it's another to completely misspell easy words or use terrible grammar. i can excuse some misspellings that are done in obvious haste or some easy to understand punctuation errors, but this dude's a dumbass.

i guess that's what happens when you sacrifice education for fame and fortune... i mean, i guess who really cares when you're raking in easy millions, right?

 

[F1N3ST]

LMFAO thats some good shit.

 

[Narmer]

I guess I should ask my girlfriend to delete all my text messages from her Outlook.

 

[glutenberg]

this... so this.

i was like "what a dumb motherfucker" with almost every text that i read. i mean, it's one thing to use shorthand... it's another to completely misspell easy words or use terrible grammar. i can excuse some misspellings that are done in obvious haste or some easy to understand punctuation errors, but this dude's a dumbass.

i guess that's what happens when you sacrifice education for fame and fortune... i mean, i guess who really cares when you're raking in easy millions, right?

It's all shorthand. There's probably a character limit to his messages, so instead of sending two messages with a weird cutoff in the middle, you send one message that's understandable. I don't know where you guys get this feigned indignation.

 

[NFS4]

this... so this.

i was like "what a dumb motherfucker" with almost every text that i read. i mean, it's one thing to use shorthand... it's another to completely misspell easy words or use terrible grammar. i can excuse some misspellings that are done in obvious haste or some easy to understand punctuation errors, but this dude's a dumbass.

i guess that's what happens when you sacrifice education for fame and fortune... i mean, i guess who really cares when you're raking in easy millions, right?

Didn't he go to Stanford or something like that? He's not exactly dumb.

That being said, it's a freaking text, not a formal document. Someone with booty on the mind isn't worried about grammar police.

 

[Modular]

My office is a minute from that Hyatt on Jorie blvd in Oak Brook.

That's awesome.

 

[weezerdude]

TIGER TIGER WOODS yall

 

[tboo]

Tiger likes the golden showers. Nice

He's only a step away from scat play.

 

[Zebo]

5th grade grammar is no huge accomplishment. Been there done that. Banning porn stars two/three at a time heh now you're talking skillz.

 

[Eli]

I disagree to an extent. I think people who do wrong should be ostracized as part of keeping society healthy, even if it doesn't directly affect you. I don't feel sorry for Tiger at all and think he has deserved every criticism.

That said, there are more important things out there and this issue shouldn't consume our national interest.

While I agree with the sentiment, who are YOU to say what is "healthy society" and what is not?

I don't agree with cheating, but if someone wants to.. more power to them. It means they aren't happy with their relationship, and it should probably end anyway. It's like drugs - you can't stop them.

I don't think it's unhealthy. If anything, pretending that everything is OK is unhealthy.

It's not like they have kids or anything.

 

[eits]

Didn't he go to Stanford or something like that? He's not exactly dumb.

That being said, it's a freaking text, not a formal document. Someone with booty on the mind isn't worried about grammar police.

he got in on a full golf scholarship

 

[NFS4]

he got in on a full golf scholarship

And? It doesn't mean that he's a dumbass mentally.

Tiger Woods is quite an intelligent man and businessman -- he just got corrupted by skanks. I just don't understand why you people believe that his TEXTING to a whore should be alphabetically or grammatically perfect. I mean, sheesh! Hell, if I'm texting or IM'ing, my conversations are full of errors but it gets the point across.

Bottom line, everyone in this thread understood EVERYTHING that Tiger texted.

 

[eits]

And? It doesn't mean that he's a dumbass mentally.

Tiger Woods is quite an intelligent man and businessman. I just don't understand why you people believe that his TEXTING to whore should be alphabetically or grammatically perfect. I mean, sheesh! Hell, if I'm texting or IM'ing, my conversations or full of errors but it gets the point across.

Bottom line, everyone in this thread understood EVERYTHING that Tiger texted.

fair enough. he's a dumbass when it comes to english.

edit: and marriage/family.