Sexy, slightly inebriated co-worker asked for a massage

[LittleNemoNES]

::cough::

 

[shortylickens]

What the hell are you babbling about?

 

[Dominato3r]

You mean massage?

 

[highland145]

You mean massage?

he he

 

[Wheezer]

What the hell are you babbling about?

this

 

[LittleNemoNES]

he he

oops hehe fixed it

 

[JD50]

I hate leaving messages too. Unless I have something really important to say I'll usually just call back later. They'll see my number on their caller id so there's really no point in leaving a message just to say that I called.

 

[datwater]

"I wanna massage you ... from the inside."

 

[Brainonska511]

Glass office? Suggest relocation to a more secluded location?

 

[vi edit]

You've got hot, drunk coworkers where you work?

You have job openings?

 

[shortylickens]

You've got hot, drunk coworkers where you work?

You have job openings?

I see what you did there.
:sneaky:

 

[TruePaige]

Ask the janitor to switch jobs with you for a day so you have full use of the closet. Problem solved.

 

[BoomerD]

Where the hell do you work that being at work "slightly inebriated" is acceptable?

 

[Ns1]

run far, far away

 

[dank69]

No blinds?

 

[moshquerade]

liquid lunch?

 

[Homerboy]

You know what I would have done? I would have posted this in the right god damned forum.
<--L&R

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Damn, 17 posts and no one asked...

"pics of sexy, slightly inebriated co-worker"?

 

[highland145]

Damn, 17 posts and no one asked...

"pics of sexy, slightly inebriated co-worker"?

Too afraid if the co-worker is asking him.

 

[ScottSwing]

They're drunk and your worry is about someone seeing you? You'll never get laid like that.

 

[AreaCode707]

Be honest and still flirty? "Oh, you'd LOVE my massage but I wouldn't want anyone ata work to get the... wrong idea. *wink*"

 

[Acanthus]

Be honest and still flirty? "Oh, you'd LOVE my massage but I wouldn't want anyone ata work to get the... wrong idea. *wink*"

This.

Only don't say this like a scripted idiot.

 

[her209]

Sexy co-worker: "Can you give me a massage? I really need one."

OP: "Sorry, wrong forum."

 

[LittleNemoNES]

You've got hot, drunk coworkers where you work?

You have job openings?

It's a product of the nameless seaside town where I live...

I think the janitor idea might work :awe:

 

[NesuD]

You do realize that by turning her down you embarrassed her and made her uncomfortable which sort of satisfies the hostile work environment requirement for sexual harrassment. Now it will be a race to see who lodges the first complaint to cover their asses.