Sexy, slightly inebriated co-worker asked for a massage

[Jeeebus]

But we are in a very public space (glass office).
Freaked out and basically retorted with I suck at massages...

::FAIL::

in case it ever happens again, what would have been a better response? XD

("Not now but I can help you after work" etc)

In your case, the proper response is obviously... "Sorry, I prefer the company of men"

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Invite her over for some tea and butt sex.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

You do realize that by turning her down you embarrassed her and made her uncomfortable which sort of satisfies the hostile work environment requirement for sexual harrassment. Now it will be a race to see who lodges the first complaint to cover their asses.

nah it was goofy not awkward

It helps that she can't really think straight

 

[Perknose]

But we are in a very public space (glass office).
Freaked out and basically retorted with I suck at massages...

Don't fall for it, he'll want a happy ending!

Remember, "He who works in a glass office shouldn't blow bones." :awe:

















Also, "retort" is not a transitive verb, you can't retort anything. But that's not important now!

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Too afraid if the co-worker is asking him.

D'OH!!!

Good point.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Not now but I can help you after work

 

[xanis]

Not now but I can help you after work

This.

 

[Krazy4Real]

fail indeed.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I could give you a massage now if you don't mind everyone in the office seeing your O face, or we could wait until later in private where you can shout my name and no one will hear.

 

[Regs]

You should of just dropped your pants right there.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Should've given her a balls deep massage.

 

[kalrith]

Also, "retort" is not a transitive verb, you can't retort anything. But that's not important now!

Webster's Dictionary disagrees with you:

transitive verb 1 : to pay or hurl back : return <retort an insult>

And pointing out that you corrected someone with incorrect information is always important .

 

[Newbian]

This thread makes me sad.

 

[Perknose]

And pointing out that you corrected someone with incorrect information is always important .

 

[Renob]

But we are in a very public space (glass office).
I Freaked out and told her that I am terrible at giving massages...

::FAIL::

in case it ever happens again, what would have been a better response? :whiste:

("Not now but I can help you after work" etc)

Think you might be half homo! not that there is anything wrong with that just pointing it out.

 

[QueBert]

if you really are terrible at giving massages you did the right thing. Even a semi drunk woman knows the difference between a good and a piss poor massage. And if you give a semi drunk woman a shitty massage no doubt she'll go back into the office and tell all your co-workers that you give a massage like a man who's never touched a womans flesh before.

you actually passed with flying colors here.

 

[lupi]

Damn, 17 posts and no one asked...

"pics of sexy, slightly inebriated co-worker"?

this

 

[LittleNemoNES]

this

iz you crazy -- hell no

 

[zinfamous]

You do realize that by turning her down you embarrassed her and made her uncomfortable which sort of satisfies the hostile work environment requirement for sexual harrassment. Now it will be a race to see who lodges the first complaint to cover their asses.

lol. I can totally see HR's handy work all over this.

 

[h8red]

you do realize massage is code for "lets get some coffee", right?

 

[mooncancook]

Can't help you with a more proper response without PICS!!

 

[CaptnKirk]

Thankfully she didn't ask for CPR - you wouldn't have known which end to start at.

 

[overclocking101]

dude seriously??? every dudes dream and you turn it down?? next time, bang her right on the desk if anyone starts looking or something turn around and say simply "mind your business!!" hell if you can go to work half messed up there you may as well bang in a glass office while you half messed up!

EDIT: and pics of the co-worker??? lol

 

[GasX]

Sounds like you need some Hennigan's whiskey

 

[shortylickens]

Sounds like you need some Hennigan's whiskey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXy8B9V5jLI