Share a stupid one liner kids joke.

[IronWing]

What's purple and conquered the world?



Alexander the Grape

 

[Proprioceptive]

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?




You run around and around and around and around... until you're all pooped out.

 

[Proprioceptive]

What's hard, red, and bad for your teeth?






A BRICK!

 

[IronWing]

What did the man say when three elephants came over the hill?



"Hey, three elephants came over the hill."

 

[IronWing]

Why do elephants wear sun glasses?



So no one will know who they are.

 

[Ika]

What do you tell a woman with...

 

[IronWing]

What did the man say when three elephants wearing sunglasses came over the hill?




"Who are they?"

 

[RapidSnail]

Jap Anus Relations

 

[geno]

Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
How do you catch a wild rabbit?

Unique up on him!

modified to work with my joke

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way! Unique up on him!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: ironwing
What's purple and drives a Duesenberg?





The Grape Gatsby

This...is brilliant.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
How do you catch a wild rabbit?

Unique up on him!

modified to work with my joke

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way! Unique up on him!

Reminds me of:

"You know why you're supposed to wash your clothes in Tide?"

"Cause it's too cold out-tide!"

 

[SpunkyJones]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

I taught this to my six year old, the wife is still mad at me.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

what do you do when you see a spaceman?

park your car in it man!

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

I taught this to my six year old, the wife is still mad at me.

"Why does Tigger smell so bad? Because he's always playing with Pooh" is also acceptable


Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Kazaam
Example:

What do elves do after school?

--Gnomework!

I count two lines...

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: sandorski
Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?




Reminds me of the B-52s: Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang on the door baby :music:

I saw them live at Networkers this year. They were awesome. I was really surprised since I am too young to know who they really were.


Devo was awesome too.

 

[Fenixgoon]

.....better nate than lever!

 

[her209]

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both substitute meats.

 

[soccerballtux]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
.....better nate than lever!

The story was entertaining but I really wish the punch line were more clever than a pun on "better late than never"

 

[Bu B3ar]

A man walks into a bar and says *ow*

 

[whattaguy]

Why was the mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he's a fun guy.

 

[Tremulant]

poop

 

[Unmoosical]

Do you like fish sticks?

 

[rayray2]

What's green and has wheels?



Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.