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[GTaudiophile]

Eppur si muove.

-Galileo Galilei

 

[DominionSeraph]

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.

There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.

 

[Locut0s]

life is like a box of chocolates... when you have kids, it's just all a big mess.

Life is like a box of chocolates... watch out for the cherry filled ones, those fuckers are nasty.

 

[Locut0s]

"Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries." -- Some French Ka-nigit.

Monty Python for those who don't know.

 

[tboo]

"The ass is the new vagina"

 

[Kadarin]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Robert_A._Heinlein#Time_Enough_for_Love_.281973.29

all these. there's just so many good ones. the man has/had common sense.

Agreeing with this.

 

[allisolm]

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
- Ernest Hemingway


on the lighter side...

God in his wisdom made the fly,
and then forgot to tell us why.
- Ogden Nash

 

[Locut0s]

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
- Ernest Hemingway

Love that. Thanks.

 

[leeland]

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady

"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. Like the glass is always half empty and cracked and I just cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth..." - Janeane Garofalo

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. " - Major Payne

 

[LookBehindYou]

"I do not know with what kinds of weapons the Third World War will be fought, but the Fourth World War will be fought with sticks and stones."

Albert Einstein

 

[Ichinisan]

My favorite quote is the double quote.

My second-favorite quote is the nested quote.

See what I did here?

 

[kage69]

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - RA Heinlein

 

[darkewaffle]

What's your name? What've you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as fuck. - Jeremy Factsman

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr Suess (allegedly)

 

[MotionMan]

"The Plaintiff is the only one who is here voluntarily" --- Hon. David M. Schacter

"If you give someone enough notice, you can do almost anything to them." --- Hon. David M. Schacter

"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it." --- MotionMan

"It's half of one and six dozen of another." --- Mrs. MotionMan

"I drank WHAT?!?!" --- Socrates (as told by Chris Knight)

MotionMan

 

[UnklSnappy]

In my sig.

 

[Drako]

Wherever you go, there you are.

 

[crashtestdummy]

Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there’s no point trying to look in that direction because it won’t be coming from there.

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--Douglas Adams
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[Locut0s]

In my sig.

Very true, I like that!

 

[JPS35]

It takes a big man to admit his mistakes; fortunately I am not a big man.

If you never talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

Do or do not, there is no try.

I am so horny even the crack of dawn looks good.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the human race.

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but if you pull off their wings they will eat whatever you give them.

Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.

There can be only one.

If I wanted any lip, I'd unzip my pants.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr Suess (allegedly)

I disagree with this quote. Because those that mind may just be the ones that Love you and know whats best for you in your time of need.

as far as my fave quote, I saw it in someones sig here, dont know who..

Experience is knowing you were an idiot.
Common sense is trying not be an idiot.
Wisdom is knowing that you will still be an idiot

 

[Printer Bandit]

"Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now! "

 

[dawp]

mark twain -
"Death, the only immortal, who treats us alike, whose peace and refuge are for all. The soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved."

Oscar Wilde, depending on what you believe were his last words -

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
or
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."

 

[BabaBooey]

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

Thomas Jefferson


Another fav...

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

 

[Gigantopithecus]

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer on witnessing the first successful nuclear test. (paraphrased from the Bhagavad Gita)

I always liked Bainbridge's comment better. "Now we're all sons of bitches."

 

[Need4Speed]

"The past does not stop. Year after year, it comes back to haunt, demand explanations, complicate things. It can shackle a man as much as it can a place, never allowing either to completely move on"