Shia LaBeouf loves his mom

[Shadow Conception]

What the hell?

 

[dabuddha]

sick dude.

 

[Chunkee]

OEDIPUS RAMPANT

 

[her209]

I bet he's "stopped short" on that shorty a few times already.

 

[randay]

1. click link
2. double take on pic
3. projectile vomit
4.....
5. profit!

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
<Jeeebus slips it in Megan Fox while Shia is distracted by his fine mama>

<Megan Fox doesn't notice>

lol

 

[FelixDeCat]

Sick mother fucker. :shocked:

 

[Chryso]

He is clearly gay.

 

[LS8]

I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: LS8
I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

........

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: LS8
I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

To the point of saying she's sexy and he'd marry her if he wasn't her son? That is not normal family love. I love my mom to death but these are, without a doubt, incredibly creepy things to think and feel.

That said I don't care about celebrity gossip either. You still can't deny how over the top his statements are.

 

[JasonCoder]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[LS8]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: LS8
I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

To the point of saying she's sexy and he'd marry her if he wasn't her son? That is not normal family love. I love my mom to death but these are, without a doubt, incredibly creepy things to think and feel.

That said I don't care about celebrity gossip either. You still can't deny how over the top his statements are.

I don't care about his statements and I find it amusing that anyone does. Why are his statements so important they are reported as news? It isn't as if he claimed that he discovered the cure for cancer - that would be news.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
:Q

http://www.celebuzz.com/shia-l...ops-sexy-mama-s104491/

Forget his Transformers co-star Megan Fox. Shia LaBeouf says there's far sexier woman in the world.

In a new interview with Playboy, Shia gives what could be a classic case of TMI.

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he said. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

While this has some people creeped out, Shia doesn't seem to care one bit. Wearing his favorite blue "Bless You Boys" T-shirt, the 22-year-old was spotted out in Sherman Oaks on Monday afternoon showing off his latest hand cast and his oh-so-charming mother Shayna.

That's sweet considering his mother looks like a troll.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: randay
1. click link
2. double take on pic
3. projectile vomit
4.....
5. no profit

fixed

Originally posted by: LS8

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: LS8
I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

To the point of saying she's sexy and he'd marry her if he wasn't her son? That is not normal family love. I love my mom to death but these are, without a doubt, incredibly creepy things to think and feel.

That said I don't care about celebrity gossip either. You still can't deny how over the top his statements are.

I don't care about his statements and I find it amusing that anyone does. Why are his statements so important they are reported as news? It isn't as if he claimed that he discovered the cure for cancer - that would be news.

Good for you; why'd you click this thread?

 

[gwlam12]

Maybe he says stuff like this to make his mom happy?

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: gwlam12
Maybe he says stuff like this to make his mom happy?

he took it way too far...

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: gwlam12
Maybe he says stuff like this to make his mom happy?

he took it way too far...

Maybe they're that type of family. You know, the french kissing and showering together kind.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: randay
1. click link
2. double take on pic
3. projectile vomit
4.....
5. no profit

fixed

Originally posted by: LS8

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: LS8
I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

To the point of saying she's sexy and he'd marry her if he wasn't her son? That is not normal family love. I love my mom to death but these are, without a doubt, incredibly creepy things to think and feel.

That said I don't care about celebrity gossip either. You still can't deny how over the top his statements are.

I don't care about his statements and I find it amusing that anyone does. Why are his statements so important they are reported as news? It isn't as if he claimed that he discovered the cure for cancer - that would be news.

Good for you; why'd you click this thread?

Why'd you make this thread? His point stands for this being completely irrelevant.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: artikk

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: randay
1. click link
2. double take on pic
3. projectile vomit
4.....
5. no profit

fixed

Originally posted by: LS8

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: LS8
I don't care about celebrity gossip. This guy isn't the first person to love their mum and won't be the last. This isn't news and it isn't interesting.

To the point of saying she's sexy and he'd marry her if he wasn't her son? That is not normal family love. I love my mom to death but these are, without a doubt, incredibly creepy things to think and feel.

That said I don't care about celebrity gossip either. You still can't deny how over the top his statements are.

I don't care about his statements and I find it amusing that anyone does. Why are his statements so important they are reported as news? It isn't as if he claimed that he discovered the cure for cancer - that would be news.

Good for you; why'd you click this thread?

Why'd you make this thread? His point stands for this being completely irrelevant.

Because it's funny.

Does a thread have to be about a cure for cancer for it to be worthy of ATOT? Have you looked around this forum at all? It doesn't take much. Also, I don't even follow celebrity gossip, I just saw this linked at 4chan and thought it was funny so I posted it here.

 

[AdamK47]

That guy seems to go with whatever flops out of his mouth and not care. He called Steven Spielberg a "Super Jew" on the Tonight show a few days ago and rolled right with it without a care.

 

[Freshgeardude]

Originally posted by: AdamK47
That guy seems to go with whatever flops out of his mouth and not care. He called Steven Spielberg a "Super Jew" on the Tonight show a few days ago and rolled right with it without a care.

thats because he is jewish. we can talk about ourselves like that, just like black people say N***** to eachother. its not right ofcourse, but its not as bad as if a non-jew says it, just as in the case of black people

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude

Originally posted by: AdamK47
That guy seems to go with whatever flops out of his mouth and not care. He called Steven Spielberg a "Super Jew" on the Tonight show a few days ago and rolled right with it without a care.

thats because he is jewish. we can talk about ourselves like that, just like black people say N***** to eachother. its not right ofcourse, but its not as bad as if a non-jew says it, just as in the case of black people

Yup. We Jews can get away with that sort of thing. It's like a gay man referring to Elton John as Super Queer. It's not a negative thing if you understand the intentions of the person saying it.

On a side note, Shia Labeouf means "a gift of beef from God." It's like the gospel of ATOT... time for Shia to bulk up.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude

Originally posted by: AdamK47
That guy seems to go with whatever flops out of his mouth and not care. He called Steven Spielberg a "Super Jew" on the Tonight show a few days ago and rolled right with it without a care.

thats because he is jewish. we can talk about ourselves like that, just like black people say N***** to eachother. its not right ofcourse, but its not as bad as if a non-jew says it, just as in the case of black people

Shia grew up in a household where his parents were hippies and walked around naked. He DOES NOT CARE, and is probably a little fvcked up like his 'rents.