shocking revelation about jerUSAlem

kermalou

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WASHINGTON DC-- During the National Spelling Bee this week in the nation's capital, Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that "USA" is embedded in the middle of Jerusalem.

The revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the
Joseph Liebman Day School in Rockville Center, MD.

When young Levin was asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied:

'J...E...R.....USA.....L...E...M.'

An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized for the first time a USA presence in the holy city. Muslim parents
immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward Israel.
'It's a clear violation of church and state,' said Muhammad Ahlee, lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite.

Bee officials quickly denied any wrongdoing, asserting that the
Muslims were merely disgruntled because Rajeed Salam, a seventh grader from Geyserville Junior High, had been eliminated earlier for misspelling

Afghanistan as 'A...f...g...h...anus...t...a...n'.

'There is no 'ANUS' in Afghanistan,' said one bee official, 'except bin Laden.

 

justint

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Originally posted by: kermalou
WASHINGTON DC-- During the National Spelling Bee this week in the nation's capital, Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that "USA" is embedded in the middle of Jerusalem.

The revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the
Joseph Liebman Day School in Rockville Center, MD.

When young Levin was asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied:

'J...E...R.....USA.....L...E...M.'

An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized for the first time a USA presence in the holy city. Muslim parents
immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward Israel.
'It's a clear violation of church and state,' said Muhammad Ahlee, lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite.

Bee officials quickly denied any wrongdoing, asserting that the
Muslims were merely disgruntled because Rajeed Salam, a seventh grader from Geyserville Junior High, had been eliminated earlier for misspelling

Afghanistan as 'A...f...g...h...anus...t...a...n'.

'There is no 'ANUS' in Afghanistan,' said one bee official, 'except bin Laden.




That's just lame.
 

vi edit

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kermalou, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 

OneOfTheseDays

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well you may not be laughin but this is not only hilarious but fuggin retarted. Stupid muslims think the whole world is against them.
 

singh

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
kermalou, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

RSI

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
kermalou, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Finally, something worth reading here.
 

Pr0Hawk

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
kermalou, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

LOL! Billy Madison
 

ggavinmoss

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
kermalou, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

So says the guy quoting Billy Madison...

-geoff

 

aphex

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Did ya know retard has the word 'tar' in it?
 

kermalou

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guys guys guys, this wasn't supposed to taken that seriously, i am sorry if i have wasted anyones time on this board. now, if everyone is done ranting and raving about how not funny it is, please take it for what it and what it is not.
 

Zwingle

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kermalou - fvckem if they can't find humor in your post. They are not funny people....they actually found humor in Adam Sandler's worst movie Billy Madison. No wonder they didn't think you were funny. It's not their fault they were born without a sense of humor, not to mention their ass and mouth in the wrong places, cause they are talking nothing but sh!t.

So much for the Don't thread crap reminder.
 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: Zwingle
kermalou - fvckem if they can't find humor in your post. They are not funny people....they actually found humor in Adam Sandler's worst movie Billy Madison. No wonder they didn't think you were funny. It's not their fault they were born without a sense of humor, not to mention their ass and mouth in the wrong places, cause they are talking nothing but sh!t.

So much for the Don't thread crap reminder.

Hmm..just because we didn't find humor in something you did, and something we find funny fails to amuse you in turn, that gives you the right to insult everyone in this thread? I pity you.

*edit*

And the "No Thread Crapping" is for Hot Deals and For Sale/Trade, Zwingle. ATOT is one big thread crap fest, and if you can't handle it, go hang around in the other forums and come back when you can handle the fact that not everyone is like you.
 

ggavinmoss

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Originally posted by: kermalou
guys guys guys, this wasn't supposed to taken that seriously, i am sorry if i have wasted anyones time on this board. now, if everyone is done ranting and raving about how not funny it is, please take it for what it and what it is not.

Out of curiousity, where did this piece of humor come from?

-geoff

 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
kermalou, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

This is the correct answer
 

CPA

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I thought it was funny and until the end it sounded as it could be true.
 

kermalou

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Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Originally posted by: kermalou
guys guys guys, this wasn't supposed to taken that seriously, i am sorry if i have wasted anyones time on this board. now, if everyone is done ranting and raving about how not funny it is, please take it for what it and what it is not.

Out of curiousity, where did this piece of humor come from?

-geoff


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