Shorty, very scary story

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eelw

Diamond Member
Dec 4, 1999
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Yeah, it took some time to read the entire story, but it was quite enjoyable. But the stupid blue text was hard on the eyes. But yeah, I will most definitely have some after thoughts of this when I go to sleep tonight.
 

Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: broon
I read a book about a year ago...don't remember the name...but it a "scary cave creature". This story seems ripped from it. Turned out to be a man living in the cave killing people.

That's a pretty fantastic story you just shared with us. Maybe you should write a book.
 

Maximilian

Lifer
Feb 8, 2004
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Originally posted by: Udel
I want my time back too. Too long, too boring.

Skim it, you can easily separate the story from the non-important parts.

I got far too curious and read it, the cave is f-ing haunted or somthing... im scared now Dont wanna sleep anymore lol. I got a weird picture of a tyrant from resident evil being down there, the big ugly blue one from resident evil 0.
 

TedTheCaver

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Hey guys. Sorry it took so long for an update, but when I sat down to finish typing it, something startled me and I stood up too fast and knocked over my desk.....completely shattering my monitor. I went to the garage to get my old monitor but the power cable was frayed. I was planning on driving to the computer store across town but my car had a flat tire. I couldn't believe it. I ran out a few weeks later and got a notebook but I'd misplaced my Frontpage '94 install disk. Besides I really wanted to finish reading this web design book titled "HTML: Readable Fonts And Backgrounds" before proceeding any further.

Anyway, funny story, turns out the guy stalking me at my house was Joe. Apparently caves aren't the only tight squeezes he enjoys and the sight of me wriggling through Floyd's Tomb got his climbing gear in a bunch. I explained in graphic detail that I didn't rapel down that cave and that was that.

Nothing really spectacular to report. But I'll try to clear up some question marks.

My video camera was there, intact, but some punk teenagers got ahold of it and filmed about an hour and a half of butt cracks and crotches. Turns out the cave on the otherside of the large room with the circular rock leads to the back of an Arby's.....which also accounts for that wretched smell.

Again, sorry for the lack of updates. If anybody is interested, I'm going to be climbing a tree in my backyard and will be writing a three volume novel about it. I'll post a link as soon as its done.
 

Maximilian

Lifer
Feb 8, 2004
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Originally posted by: TedTheCaver
Hey guys. Sorry it took so long for an update, but when I sat down to finish typing it, something startled me and I stood up too fast and knocked over my desk.....completely shattering my monitor. I went to the garage to get my old monitor but the power cable was frayed. I was planning on driving to the computer store across town but my car had a flat tire. I couldn't believe it. I ran out a few weeks later and got a notebook but I'd misplaced my Frontpage '94 install disk. Besides I really wanted to finish reading this web design book titled "HTML: Readable Fonts And Backgrounds" before proceeding any further.

Anyway, funny story, turns out the guy stalking me at my house was Joe. Apparently caves aren't the only tight squeezes he enjoys and the sight of me wriggling through Floyd's Tomb got his climbing gear in a bunch. I explained in graphic detail that I didn't rapel down that cave and that was that.

Nothing really spectacular to report. But I'll try to clear up some question marks.

My video camera was there, intact, but some punk teenagers got ahold of it and filmed about an hour and a half of butt cracks and crotches. Turns out the cave on the otherside of the large room with the circular rock leads to the back of an Arby's.....which also accounts for that wretched smell.

Again, sorry for the lack of updates. If anybody is interested, I'm going to be climbing a tree in my backyard and will be writing a three volume novel about it. I'll post a link as soon as its done.

WOW TREE!
 

Special K

Diamond Member
Jun 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: TedTheCaver
Hey guys. Sorry it took so long for an update, but when I sat down to finish typing it, something startled me and I stood up too fast and knocked over my desk.....completely shattering my monitor. I went to the garage to get my old monitor but the power cable was frayed. I was planning on driving to the computer store across town but my car had a flat tire. I couldn't believe it. I ran out a few weeks later and got a notebook but I'd misplaced my Frontpage '94 install disk. Besides I really wanted to finish reading this web design book titled "HTML: Readable Fonts And Backgrounds" before proceeding any further.

Anyway, funny story, turns out the guy stalking me at my house was Joe. Apparently caves aren't the only tight squeezes he enjoys and the sight of me wriggling through Floyd's Tomb got his climbing gear in a bunch. I explained in graphic detail that I didn't rapel down that cave and that was that.

Nothing really spectacular to report. But I'll try to clear up some question marks.

My video camera was there, intact, but some punk teenagers got ahold of it and filmed about an hour and a half of butt cracks and crotches. Turns out the cave on the otherside of the large room with the circular rock leads to the back of an Arby's.....which also accounts for that wretched smell.

Again, sorry for the lack of updates. If anybody is interested, I'm going to be climbing a tree in my backyard and will be writing a three volume novel about it. I'll post a link as soon as its done.

wwybywb?

 
Feb 10, 2000
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love you, Ted the Caver. Thanks for bringing your story to a satisfying conclusion! 10/10.
 
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