Should be one hell of an interesting post lunch today, coworker related

[minendo]

The farter next door is having Mexican for lunch. Going to be a great 4 hours after lunch.

 

[samgau]

Its time to put on the ear/nose plugs....

 

[blackdogdeek]

just play farting/burping sounds on your computer speakers everytime she farts or burps.

 

[Quixfire]

I'm so happy for you.

 

[PanzerIV]

Wrap up some anti flatulence pills and give them to her as an early Christmas gift. Tell her it's from the very bottom of your heart to...well...to her bottom!

 

[iamme]

buy a surgical mask and wear it whenever you speak to her.

 

[J0hnny]

Why don't you do something about it? I would just scream out "OMFG! What Da Fuk was that?!?! And Dang, why da hell does it smell like someone died in here!" Then I would continue to embarass the coworker to the point that they'll consider not doing it in the future...this might get you fired though.

 

[FoBoT]

 

[teddymines]

Grab a can of Lysol and give it a long shot in that direction when you hear another one.

Better yet, get a sample of a long fart and play it on your computer real loud each time she fires.

 

[Lager]

How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: lager
How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: lager
How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

You don't have to be so upfront.

 

[bunker]

Seriously, get a can of air freshener and spray every time she lets one go.

And when I say spray, I mean walk in to her office/cube and spray it directly on her ass. She'll get the point

Æ

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

Give her a nicely wrapped bottle of Bean-O for Christmas.....

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: lager
How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

ROFLMAO

my vote for Crankiest Post of the Year

*wipes tear from eye*

that was funny

:beer:

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: lager
How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

Jesus....take a chill pill, Bill.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: lager
How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

Jesus....take a chill pill, Bill.

HI ENCRYPTIC

 

[Avatar26]

Originally posted by: lager

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: lager
How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

You don't have to be so upfront.

I'll give you something to keep you entertained (a little homework, if you will)
Unscramble these words, and once you have, follow the directions they give:
ORF HET VEOL FO ODG, OPTS IPGNOTS!!!

 

[samgau]

The best thing is to go to your direct supervisor, let him/her know of the issue, or better find some excuse for him/her to be in your office when the symphony next door starts and let him/her deal with it....

 

[dpm]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: lager How about being nice to her? Maybe then she won't fart on your ass.

Instead of wasting your two weeks of vacation from school here at AnandTech, why don't you get off your fat ass and get a fvcking job.

Woah :Q major ownage...

 

[XZeroII]

Get some stink bombs and every hour or so drop one in her cube. If she complains say, " Now you know what I go through every day"

 

[minendo]

Amazingly it was not bad that I know of since I was out of the office most of the afternoon.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

You should stick an air freshner right under her desk, hehe

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: minendo
Amazingly it was not bad that I know of since I was out of the office most of the afternoon.

thanks for the update, i was wondering all day

 

[HappyPuppy]

As a previous post said, giver her/it/whatever a bottle of Beano.