Yeah the data isn't *that* critical, and after opening it for the picture/head removal it was done in a "cleaner" room, and hit with a can of air after being open for the short time. If what Russ is saying is the only way it's going to happen..well... it doesn't look like it's going to happen as I don't have access to a clean room to work with the drive open.
Out of curiosity, and I do not seek to get information that is beyond your NDA, I am surprised that limiting the head from reaching that affected area would be a viable option. Before removing the head I observed it resting against (or seeming to be against) the center spindle (The parking zone as I believe you called it, Russ), and as it would attempt to boot up it would traverse part of the platter only to return to this starting spot (providing the all-too-familiar head-failure click). The head isn't programmed to know exactly how much space it is expecting to traverse? What happens once it reaches the ring of death?
Regardless of the outcome - thank you all for your assistance in this.