Should I Grow a Neckbeard?

[Crono]

There's nout regal about The Cowardly Lion.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

I don't post here often anymore but when I got the notification on tapatalk about this thread I had to check it. This thread has potential for greatness.

 

[BurnItDwn]

You should grow a neckbeard because it will be easier to identify you as a neckbeard by having an actual neckbeard.

 

[CraKaJaX]

 

[88keys]

Well its been 3 days and the ladies are already noticing me.

I'm ready to begin negotiations on my moderator's salary whenever you guys are.

In the meantime I'm going to veg out to some My Little pony on Netflix.

 

[brianmanahan]

Well its been 3 days and the ladies are already noticing me.

3 days?

lol, my facial hair gets that long by midnight

it's a curse, really

 

[brianmanahan]

based on exciting beard research led by dr. scholzpdx, i can confidently say you will look like this in the near future:

 

[Grooveriding]

Not much longer and this will be you

 

[GoodEnough]

Can someone Photoshop him as an Amish guy?

 

[Auric]

Can someone Photoshop him as an Amish guy?

What do you have against Mennonites? Bigot.

 

[Childs]

Bring back the Hitler stash.

 

[88keys]

Not much longer and this will be you

Somebody at a con once told me that I should cosplay as Riker.

Though now that I have a gray streak I could try for Captain Riker from future imperfect.

 

[Mixolydian]

Not at all what I expected the OP to look like.

Bring back the Hitler stash.

Ha! I have the reverse-Hitler. My stache doesn't grow in the middle.

 

[PliotronX]

Do it! You kind of look like a former coworker who wears an epic beard pretty well. No-shave November is coming up so get a head start

 

[Crono]

Can someone Photoshop him as an Amish guy?

It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise

 

[cavemanmoron]

Grow a full beard and mustache; if you can.

Get a haircut.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Well its been 3 days and the ladies are already noticing me.

I'm ready to begin negotiations on my moderator's salary whenever you guys are.

In the meantime I'm going to veg out to some My Little pony on Netflix.

3 days. Looks like you need to wait 2 more weeks and see how it looks.

 

[nakedfrog]

3 days. Looks like you need to wait 2 more weeks and see how it looks.

Two more months, I'd guess.

 

[AdamK47]

Well its been 3 days and the ladies are already noticing me.

I'm ready to begin negotiations on my moderator's salary whenever you guys are.

In the meantime I'm going to veg out to some My Little pony on Netflix.

Watching My Little Ponies stunts male hair growth.