the traffic is bad, the arts are good, the housing is cheap (in case you decided the one they pick for you doesn't suit), the tex mex is good, the bbq no so much (i got spoiled living in austin for 6 years), there are a ton of artsy coffee houses, local sports scene is great (we even have professional hockey, eh?).
and you'll be amazed at the women. was talking to a guy out by the pool yesterday, he's from indiana and he said that words just don't do the women here justice.
of course, if you don't swing that way houston has a very large gay population as well.
there are, contrary to popular belief, leftists here, but they have absolutely no organization (when your party ran the state for 150 years you don't feel any need to organize).