FelixDeCat
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You cant blame all Americans for a few arses you meet. Just like Im not going to blame all Canadians for your drivel.
Originally posted by: bigshot
bufalo? u need to get out more....
oh ya ive been to detroit too
if america got so much money coming out of their ass why dont they use it for good use and clean up these cities.
Originally posted by: Adul
solution, canada try to take over the us with their tank or the us tries to take over canada now we can just hate ourselves
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: bigshot
bufalo? u need to get out more....
oh ya ive been to detroit too
if america got so much money coming out of their ass why dont they use it for good use and clean up these cities.
Your using Detroit and Buffalo as your examples? hahahahahah
well there is your problem.
Originally posted by: bigshot
hell i think our military can hold up against the us for years...do you know how big canada is...if us ever tried to take canada over...it would take years for it to happen, years, but who cares, the UN would step in and then the US would be going down...the us cant take on everyone, even if they think they can.
yea, I'm sure that is the way it would go down. Bigshot, I hope you mistyped your second UN as US...the UN would step in and then the US would be going down
Originally posted by: uncouth
yea, I'm sure that is the way it would go down. Bigshot, I hope you mistyped your second UN as US...the UN would step in and then the US would be going down
And in response to your arguement of Canada being too big to take over... Sure it is if we intend to burn and salt every damn field and forest in the whole place or fight off every gun-toting nutcase in the boonies, but I'm pretty sure we'd be able to sack your capital and get a Unconditional Surrender with moderate ease. And as for your unarmed population attempting to create a milita, well let's just say the prices of things would be American Dollars in no time. And don't count on us keeping the taxes low for you.
In the interm you should check out games like "Fallout" and movies like "Canadian Bacon". Not saying that we're going to send in only small bands of lower-middle class nobodies to take you over, or that we intend to execute you in the streets for newsmen, but just be happy that we "yanks" aren't sick and tired of you because Canada exists on our generosity...
Americans: You can doubt our intelligence, you can doubt our abilities, you can doubt our ethics, you can even doubt or sanity but you CANNOT doubt our ability to generate massive amounts of cash AND our ability to 'blow sh!t up' and kill anyone we percieve as an enemy.
Originally posted by: bigshot
bufalo? u need to get out more....
oh ya ive been to detroit too
if america got so much money coming out of their ass why dont they use it for good use and clean up these cities.
I'm sure that is the way it would go down. Bigshot, I hope you mistyped your second UN as US...
Originally posted by: mflacy
Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.
Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.
They are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil freakin Young!
And I'll tell ya another thing: Their beer SUCKS!
Originally posted by: uncouth
but just be happy that we "yanks" aren't sick and tired of you because Canada exists on our generosity...
i will guantee you canada will muster an army 15x the size of what it has now
Originally posted by: Evadman
Americans: You can doubt our intelligence, you can doubt our abilities, you can doubt our ethics, you can even doubt or sanity but you CANNOT doubt our ability to generate massive amounts of cash AND our ability to 'blow sh!t up' and kill anyone we percieve as an enemy.
Whohoo!! Sig Material!!