Signs shes cheating

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
When she comes home every day with a milk moustache and she is lactose intolerant.

"IT WAS LACTAID...I SWEAR!!"

 

[Miramonti]

When you tell her 'Lets have sex', and she says, 'Ok, I'll be back in a few hours.'

 

[necine]

texts and phone calls that display zero (she's deleting them).
strange behavior.
if a woman is cheating she usually wont have sex with you.

-- steve

 

[Sentinel]

she takes her cell phone in the bathroom with her at all times. she works late and goes out with "friends" but you don't know who they are.

 

[Nitemare]

When she likes to have pillowtalk with you after sex, but it is usually on the phone.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: necine
texts and phone calls that display zero (she's deleting them).
strange behavior.
if a woman is cheating she usually wont have sex with you.

-- steve

is that really true? can i take the "won't have sex with you" to the bank? if so... :roll:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Stumps
her breath smells like d*ck...only you've never gotten head off her

How do you know what dick smells like?



Also, she clears her cache on myspace lol

Pwned.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Stumps
her breath smells like d*ck...only you've never gotten head off her

How do you know what dick smells like?



Also, she clears her cache on myspace lol

can't forget changing all her passwords

 

[Nitemare]

when all the boys come to your yard and form a line at her back door...

pun intended

 

[Megadeth]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: gigapet
#1 if you think she is , she probably is

Wrong.
#1 is "If she's constantly on your ass about cheating, she is".
You can take that to the bank.

That is so true! My ex got really upset one time because I was hanging out with a female friend of mine that I had not seen in a couple years... I knew this friend long before my ex and I started dating and to top it all off, this friend of mine happened to be a lesbian and had no interest in men at all. My ex knew that and still thought I was cheating on her. I was the idiot and decided to stop hanging out with my lesbian friend just to save my relationship only to find out just over a year later that my ex had been cheating on me for some quite some time.

Lesson learned the hard way. There is one thing I will not forgive in a relationship and that is cheating. I would not give a second chance, once a cheater always a cheater.

 

[OritionX]

I am really sorry about that she told me she was single

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
stained blue dress

ding ding ding

winnar

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Megadeth

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: gigapet
#1 if you think she is , she probably is

Wrong.
#1 is "If she's constantly on your ass about cheating, she is".
You can take that to the bank.

That is so true! My ex got really upset one time because I was hanging out with a female friend of mine that I had not seen in a couple years... I knew this friend long before my ex and I started dating and to top it all off, this friend of mine happened to be a lesbian and had no interest in men at all. My ex knew that and still thought I was cheating on her. I was the idiot and decided to stop hanging out with my lesbian friend just to save my relationship only to find out just over a year later that my ex had been cheating on me for some quite some time.

Lesson learned the hard way. There is one thing I will not forgive in a relationship and that is cheating. I would not give a second chance, once a cheater always a cheater.

What if they cheat on you with your lesbian friend?

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: ArtVandalay
You find used magnum condoms in the trash?

but I use magnum condoms.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
when all the boys come to your yard and form a line at her back door...

pun intended

Milkshakes anyone?

 

[Megadeth]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Megadeth

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: gigapet
#1 if you think she is , she probably is

Wrong.
#1 is "If she's constantly on your ass about cheating, she is".
You can take that to the bank.

That is so true! My ex got really upset one time because I was hanging out with a female friend of mine that I had not seen in a couple years... I knew this friend long before my ex and I started dating and to top it all off, this friend of mine happened to be a lesbian and had no interest in men at all. My ex knew that and still thought I was cheating on her. I was the idiot and decided to stop hanging out with my lesbian friend just to save my relationship only to find out just over a year later that my ex had been cheating on me for some quite some time.

Lesson learned the hard way. There is one thing I will not forgive in a relationship and that is cheating. I would not give a second chance, once a cheater always a cheater.

What if they cheat on you with your lesbian friend?

Then I would demand to get in on that action. My lesbian friend was hot. Wish I had pics to show you... of course because I stopped hanging out with her for those certain reasons we don't talk anymore... Lost a friend and possibly the chance to convert her in the future.

 

[GasX]

She wears her period underwear when out on a date with you.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: rudder
she has a myspace.com page and all her contacts are dudes.

hahahahaha

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: necine
if a woman is cheating she usually wont have sex with you.

This is double-plus relevant if they're hiding their undergarments at all or otherwise doing anything weird in that respect(e.g. changing them as soon as they get home) - they may contain evidence.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: ArtVandalay
You find used magnum condoms in the trash?

but I use magnum condoms.

your e-penis just exploded all over the place clean it up

 

[CaptnKirk]

She applies for a job as the night deposit box . . . at a sperm bank.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: ArtVandalay
You find used magnum condoms in the trash?

but I use magnum condoms.

I think he was referring to guys who actually use them for sex.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Stumps
her breath smells like d*ck...only you've never gotten head off her

How do you know what dick smells like?

He snorts his own?

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: ArtVandalay
You find used magnum condoms in the trash?

but I use magnum condoms.

I think he was referring to guys who actually use them for sex.

OMFG LOL!!1!!

i use "regulars" :roll:

 

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