Skoorb is an idiot!

[eakers]

haha
the best part is that you're a nurse and he doesn't believe you.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: edro13
Wow, it must suck having your wife post personal conversations on ATOT...

Actually, I asked him first if I could! He thought he was so right with his "going to the ER" that he said for me to go right ahead...

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
We had a guy once call 911 for a broken toe...that was funny. I think we laughed about that for the entire day.

Now do you understand why I feel a lot of the world's problems could be solved by removing 90% of the population?

- M4H

But then where would my daily laughs come from?

Your small penis.

It's true

 

[MithShrike]

Wahaha! Nef.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: MomAndSkoorbaby

Originally posted by: edro13
Wow, it must suck having your wife post personal conversations on ATOT...

Actually, I asked him first if I could! He thought he was so right with his "going to the ER" that he said for me to go right ahead...

Sounds like Skoorb has you inline.

"So honey can I post that on the internet?"

"Sure, but I'll be poking the brown eye tonight."

 

[FoBoT]

baby toe cast, hehe

 

[DurocShark]

Women belong in the house, barefoot and pregnant!


/ducks flying objects

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: MomAndSkoorbaby

Originally posted by: edro13
Wow, it must suck having your wife post personal conversations on ATOT...

Actually, I asked him first if I could! He thought he was so right with his "going to the ER" that he said for me to go right ahead...

MrsSkoorb, you are beginning to remind me of my g/f, which is kind of freaking me out right now....does this mean i will turn in Skoorb like?

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Injury
I'm surprised he didn't say "Pics?" and scream OMGWTFBBQ at you over the phone.

ROFLMAO!

oh yea. skoorb is an idiot

 

[cronos]

i read your post quickly (hey, it's long!) and i thought you broke your baby's toe! :shocked:

 

[dighn]

holy shlt this thread sure grew fast

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Actually, I asked him first if I could! He thought he was so right with his "going to the ER" that he said for me to go right ahead...

Now that's a good wife...

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: MomAndSkoorbaby
Heh heh....of COURSE I DIDN'T go to the hospital! I am a RN, not an idiot! I just wanted to prove to him, through ATOT, that he is the moron about broken baby toes!

Of course, I was an idiot for running into the door in the first place but hey...I can blame it on "New Mommy Brain!"

I broke toes repeatedly in the first few weeks after having my kids. Bleary eyes from lack of sleep + messed up center of balance after birth = mama kicking doors, walls, chairs, tables, baby stuff. I feel your pain.

 

[DAGTA]

Skoorb may be an idiot, but MrsSkoorb is still home, barefoot, and (until recently) pregnant.


Edit: Duroc beat me to punchline.

 

[Ime]

Actually, I asked him first if I could! He thought he was so right with his "going to the ER" that he said for me to go right ahead...

Skoorb's a lucky guy! His wife actually asks for permission before doing things!

 

[raildogg]

yahoo

 

[Aquaman]

Want me to kick him in the neither regions?

You already have a kid so no harm done

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Want me to touch him in the neither regions?

You already have a kid so no harm done

Cheers,
Aquaman

Fixed.

Cause that would scar him for life.

 

[Argo]

For a second I thought you said you broke your baby's toe.

 

[Tiamat]

I actually went to the emergency room, but mine was broken 90 degrees of axis. It looked real bad. The heartless doctor simply bent it back and quickly taped it to my 4th toe sending me shouting and reeling in pain. Then he told me to wear sandles for 2 weeks.

If you can, get it checked out - you dont want it to heal wrong.

Edit: spelling

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I broke my pinky finger wrestling with my friend while drunk. It was quite clearly broken the next morning since even a light touch caused immense pain. I just let it heal into its current deformed state.

I wouldn't bother go to the hospital, like has been said...they'll just tape it to the other one, you can do that yourself and not wait in line for 3 hours.

Did that once playing catch with a rugby ball... finger made a nice crack! and went out at a 45 degree angle... I thought dislocation, and snapped it back in (that hurt, let me tell you), taped it up, and iced it... that thing throbbed for the better part of a week, and I didn't find out I had broken it until a few months later when I was getting x-rays on my wrist.

And besides, doesn't he default to "idiot" status just by being English?

 

[Stark]

like my wife and I like to remind each other all the time:

is it worse to be an idiot, or to have married an idiot?

 

[DaFinn]

"I cast a level 1.000.000 Broken Toe on you, and you fall on the floor in pain cursing your husband!!!" Muahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: DaFinn
"I cast a level 1.000.000 Broken Toe on you, and you fall on the floor in pain cursing your husband!!!" Muahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

Mrs Skroobs cast a "Team Canada always beats the Finns in World cup Hockey" spell .......... DaFinn falls down on the floor in pain cursing himself for casting a spell on a Canadian

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[CPA]

now he's done it, went and pissed off the wife. no nookie for Skoorb tonight.