Skoorb is an idiot!

[Balt]

Originally posted by: forcesho
slash his tires, when he calls and complains, tell him the same thing

Slash his tires then steal his wheels.

 

[Beau]

Now if you had broken it by stubbing your toe on the Nissan, then he probably would have rushed home to take the Nissan to the shop and have it checked out.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: MomAndSkoorbaby
I just called my darling husband at work to moan and groan

Please tell me that you didn't let him know that I was with you at the time.

I think we've got a soap opera here .

Doubt it. Hanging around outside someone's house in a white unmarked van spying on them with a camera and a box of kleenex doesn't count as an affair.

 

[Geekbabe]

pray your kid got your brains

nobody goes to an ER for a broken toe as there's really nothing they can do for you.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Glitchny

Originally posted by: rh71
wear shoes.

in the house? how bout just watch what ur kicking

by shoes, I meant slippers of some sort. Still better than a bare foot.

 

Time for SURGERY!

 

[KK]

He can't be too much of an idiot, he got you at home doing laundry. BTW, what's for supper?

 

[PanzerIV]

If you're going to break a toe it should have been while kicking Skoorb in the arse!!



J/K Skoorb

 

[Electric Amish]

I broke my big toe awhile back and still didn't go to the doctor.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Heh heh....of COURSE I DIDN'T go to the hospital! I am a RN, not an idiot! I just wanted to prove to him, through ATOT, that he is the moron about broken baby toes!

Of course, I was an idiot for running into the door in the first place but hey...I can blame it on "New Mommy Brain!"

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Snicker....I am sitting here just LMAO! He doens't know WHICH ATOT member was with me at the time...and his precious Nissan is in tact in the gargage...heaven forbid I kick that!

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Injury
I'm surprised he didn't say "Pics?" and scream OMGWTFBBQ at you over the phone.

hahaha I think that would have been the really funny thing to hear

"I broke me toe"
"OMGWTFBBQ, REALLY?"
"yea, i did"
"You know the rules.. pics?"
"I don't have my camera"
"I call shens"

 

[FFactory0x]

Originally posted by: Tom
step one-tape a spoon to the front door.

step two-fill the bath tub full of lime jello and sit in it until it sets.

later I'll post step three.

???

Whats step three. youll be stuck and your husband will have to eat you out

 

[yllus]

I had no idea that you couldn't do anything about a broken toe.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

I'm VERY glad that we hadn't posted about our relationship on AT now.

Posted by Skoorb in response to one of my earlier
posts.

OK, seriously now, you know women tend to handle pain much better than men. If he broke his toe, he'd be rushing to the ER ...you are right, you just saved yourself some $$ by not going to the ER, since all they would do is tape it to the next toe and give you some advil. So, with that $$ that you saved, go the the spa, get a massage and relax! Good luck!

oh, and a pic wouldn't hurt

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

We had a guy once call 911 for a broken toe...that was funny. I think we laughed about that for the entire day.

 

[Geekbabe]

Btw,do you get any sort of reward or tax deduction for charitable contributions for sleeping with an idiot?

 

[theNEOone]

shouldn't you be on the phone complaining to your real life friends? speaking of real life, i need to get back to wrong.


=|

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
First off all. YOur the idiot. Whythe hell did you go to the ER??
Now you must pay a bill for something they cannopt fix. Grab some cheap $4 medical tape and tape that puppy up. You cant do anything about a broken toe

Ummm she didn't go to the ER. Read the posts a little more carefully.

yeah you idiot


........and all that about Skoorb is an idiot, well yeah he is

Yes, we all remember he made that thread about why we should't was our hands after we take a piss b/c our piss is sterile.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
We had a guy once call 911 for a broken toe...that was funny. I think we laughed about that for the entire day.

Now do you understand why I feel a lot of the world's problems could be solved by removing 90% of the population?

- M4H

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
We had a guy once call 911 for a broken toe...that was funny. I think we laughed about that for the entire day.

Now do you understand why I feel a lot of the world's problems could be solved by removing 90% of the population?

- M4H

Including Honda Fan Boys.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Sorry about the advice...didn't know you were an RN - by the time I wrote my post, there were 5,000 more post in front of mine to read...

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
We had a guy once call 911 for a broken toe...that was funny. I think we laughed about that for the entire day.

Now do you understand why I feel a lot of the world's problems could be solved by removing 90% of the population?

- M4H

But then where would my daily laughs come from?

 

[edro]

Wow, it must suck having your wife post personal conversations on ATOT...

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
We had a guy once call 911 for a broken toe...that was funny. I think we laughed about that for the entire day.

Now do you understand why I feel a lot of the world's problems could be solved by removing 90% of the population?

- M4H

But then where would my daily laughs come from?

Your small penis.