Skoorbaby potty-trained in one hour and yours can be, too, if you follow these steps

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Skoorbaby #1 was potty trained in 3 days at 25 months and Skoorbaby #2 was trained in one hour at the age of 24 months. Here is how it's done, for parents who are scared about this or have one of those damned three year olds still in diapers.

Step 1: If you are a parent who says you'll wait "until they are ready", cut yourself. Then cut yourself again. Then move onto step 2.

Step 2: Ensure child has reasonable cognitive skills and physical control over waste functions. This doesn't mean they don't pee/poo in diapers, but if your child, for example, only poos by first going off into a corner before crapping their diaper, they qualify (they understand what they're doing).

Step 3: Remove diaper and keep child in kitchen or on other non-carpeted surface.

Step 4: Place potty in general area.

Step 5: Flood child with fluids.

Step 6: Encourage child to pee in the potty.

Step 7: Watch child pee all over the floor.

Repeat steps 6 & 7 until step 8 is reached.

Step 8: Child pees in potty. Child is congratulated. Mental link is made. Child is potty trained.

For our kids, steps 3-8 took 3 days the first time and 1 the next. Once these were reached, there were zero accidents and the kid was never again put in a diaper (very important). Pull-ups are ok at night, at first. Subsequently, there is the occasional accident (heck, who doesn't have those?), but after the first pee in the potty each were to the point they could be brought out, put to bed, etc. and been fine.

There may be a window of opportunity with age, but the above exercise works for a lot of people. It's not novel of revolutionary, but most parents don't have 24 or 25 month old potty trained kids because they take the "let them get ready by themselves" approach, which I think is pathetic, unless they enjoy changing the diaper of children who can form complete sentences.

Earliest potty training I've heard of is around 18 months, btw (not sure the method used). I imagine skoorbaby #2 could certainly have been potty trained before second birthday, based on how well it went.
 

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potato28

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Good way of getting them trained early. My parents showed me an outhouse and I never went back to diapers.
 

MrChad

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Sounds messy. I'll share this with my wife. Our son is a little ways off (7.5 months), but it never hurts to plan early.
 

GTaudiophile

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I can see this working with baby boys but not girls.

Don't you have a Skorbette, Skoorbi? Or am I confusing Skoorbette with MrsSkoorb?

 

se7en

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
how come girls learn this SO much easier than boys?

Gilrs sit and pee.

Boys have to aim.

Is it easier to hit someone in a small room with a hand grenade or a pistol?
 

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I can see this working with baby boys but not girls.

Don't you have a Skorbette, Skoorbi? Or am I confusing Skoorbette with MrsSkoorb?
Two skorbette's!

I do think it is easier with girls than boys. I don't know if people who train boys would start with the boy sitting or not, but also I think their systems mature slower.
 

SirStev0

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man ... I don't know what you were thinking subjecting yourself to the comments this type of post will get on ATOT...
 

Lazy8s

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I have a good friend teaching 3 year olds at a preeschool and I was speechless when I heard she was changing diapers for 25% of the kids. I suggested that from now on she greatly praises any child that goes to the bathroom and she makes a public mockery of the ones that do not.

She promptly gave me a verbal lashing which I do not deny I deserved. However the idea of a kid talking to me while I change their diaper freaks me out. I think your method may not be the best but anything that works and does not harm the child seems appropriate. Perhaps instead of "flushing them" you could instead try just putting them in the kitchen with the trainer when they regularly crap their diaper instead.
 

GTaudiophile

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I can see this working with baby boys but not girls.

Don't you have a Skorbette, Skoorbi? Or am I confusing Skoorbette with MrsSkoorb?
Two skorbette's!

I do think it is easier with girls than boys. I don't know if people who train boys would start with the boy sitting or not, but also I think their systems mature slower.

Wow, TWO Skoorbettes??? You must be training the younger of the two. Didn't Skoorbette #1 come along like 4-5 years ago now?
 

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I can see this working with baby boys but not girls.

Don't you have a Skorbette, Skoorbi? Or am I confusing Skoorbette with MrsSkoorb?
Two skorbette's!

I do think it is easier with girls than boys. I don't know if people who train boys would start with the boy sitting or not, but also I think their systems mature slower.

Wow, TWO Skoorbettes??? You must be training the younger of the two. Didn't Skoorbette #1 come along like 4-5 years ago now?
Almost four!
Perhaps instead of "flushing them"
Flushing doesn't mean waterboarding or hooking up to IV but rather giving them an ad libitum amount of fluid, but instead of it being milk maybe it's something they really like such as fruit juice.

 

BooGiMaN

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like most things that should be common sense, people tend to overthink...get frustrated and make excuses. in this case waiting until they are ready etc.

keep it simple and the kid will learn it


im still amazed of how many "how to" parenting books there are for most easy common sense things..

 
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Impressive to say the least. Such a simple process, yet so few actually think it through enough to pull it off. Awesome job, man. Will keep this in mind when I have wee ones. Haha, get it? Wee? Oh God...
 

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Step 3: Remove diaper and keep child in kitchen or on other non-carpeted surface.

If warm you can just do this in the backyard, pretty popular technique around here.
They have an accident, worst case they water the grass.
 

jjones

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We got our daughter a potty when she was about 18 months or so. She loved it and began using it right away while she was still in diapers. We changed her to panties shortly after during the day while still with diapers at night. By the time she was 2 she wasn't using diapers at all any more.

That's not to say there weren't times she peed her panties (she got a stubborn streak for a couple of weeks for some reason) but for the most part, she transitioned very well.
 
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