Slim Jim Eatting Contest

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Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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Even if your friend loses the bet, he will win because your dumb ass wont be shitting right for a week.
 

sonambulo

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: pyonir
A friend of mine in high school shoved a whole Subway 6" sub into his mouth, just because we said he couldn't do it. He did it...and nearly choked because we made him laugh. He chewed it up and finished it though.

Oh man. One of my old buddies used to work at Subway and he and his co-worker had eating contests all the time. One time they made 12" long triple cheese, triple pepperoni, triple salami, triple bacon monsters and had a timed eat-off. He said they couldn't even move for like a half hour afterwards. They locked the front door, turned off the lights and shut the store down until they could work again.
 

jiggahertz

Golden Member
Apr 7, 2005
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I haven't had a slim jim in quite a while, but aren't they pretty chewy? I would think your jaw would give out before anything else.
 

summit

Platinum Member
Sep 27, 2001
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Slim jims aren't too chewy, its not real beef jerky or anything. As soon as I find bulk slimjims, from Smart and Final, Costco, or Sam's I will post video of my doing this.
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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If I was stupid enough to try this, I'd load up on water, pepcid and preparation H...
 

Juno

Lifer
Jul 3, 2004
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60 is a lot to me!

i just picked up a monster and ate it but couldn't finish it all. i gave up after consuming half of it.
 

anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
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cool hand summit!

summit: i can eat sixty slim jims.
dragline: nobody can eat sixty slim jims!
society red: you just said he could eat anything.
dragline: did you ever eat sixty slim jims?
summit: nobody ever ate sixty slim jims.
prisoner: hey babalugats, we got a bet here?
dragline: my boy says he can eat sixty slim jims, he can eat sixty slim jims.
loudmouth steve: yeah, but in how long?
summit: two hours.
society red: well, i believe i'll take part of that wager.
 

roguerower

Diamond Member
Nov 18, 2004
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Why the hell not? This is just like getting a bunch of friends together and doing a gallon challenge for the hell of it. I say screw the pessimists and go for broke.
 

SampSon

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Jan 3, 2006
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You won't even eat 20. I doubt you will even get to 15.
I'd easily wager $500 that you could never eat and digest 60 of these slim jims.

7.3 lbs of salted shit meat, not going to happen. I don't think you could eat 7.3 lbs of good quality steak.

Not going to happen. But please try.

 

GoingUp

Lifer
Jul 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: bignateyk
This reminds me of the time my roomate bet me I couldn't eat a whole package of oreos. I got through about 3 sleeves and thought i was gonna die. Then I shit black for about 2 days.

LMAO.

I did eat an entire box of Samoas by myself yesterday Soooooooooo good.
 

Rubycon

Madame President
Aug 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: bignateyk
This reminds me of the time my roomate bet me I couldn't eat a whole package of oreos. I got through about 3 sleeves and thought i was gonna die. Then I shit black for about 2 days.

LMAO.

I did eat an entire box of Samoas by myself yesterday Soooooooooo good.

stay out of the pool!
 
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