Slim Jim Eatting Contest

[QueBert]

you should be able to do this easily, would you want to? that's another question, I can eat 4 of them in like 2 minutes and still feel like I haven't eaten nothing. Now 60 is a whole lot more than 4, but if I can power down 4 and have an empty stomach after a few minutes, give me 2 hours I could do 60, if there was a money involved I would win this bet. If you split it up like 1/4 regular, 1/4 spicy, 1/4 nacho, 1/4 Teriyaki ones it would be great.

You only live once, I say go for it, even if you feel like crap for awhile afterwards it shouldn't be too hard to pull off, and in the end you'll have eaten 7 pounds of Slim Jims. I could do it, and if I lived near you I would challenge you to a Slim Jim eat off.

Competitive eating for teh wins!

 

[MotionMan]

I had a roommate my first year of college who thought he was a big eater. He was built like a house. I, on the other hand, at the time was 6'3", 180 lbs and I looked like a rail.

Any way, he would try to challenge me to eating contests. I would agree only if they were changed from from "who can eat the most" to "who can eat it the fastest".

My favorite, where I even surprised myself, was eating three McDonald's Hamburgers. I finished them in 11 seconds, without throwing up.

After three or four such contests, he gave up.

MotionMan

 

[BudAshes]

You guys need to stop being such naysayers and tell people to man up and video tape it for our enjoyment.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
55 g each?
thats 55 * 10 = 550g * 6 = 3300g

DO you see yourself eating 3 kg of stuff? That's 7.3 lb of stuff.

THAT is whole lotta stuff :shocked:


I think the OP will die trying to pass it.

 

[sandorski]

Slimjim.com

The Jumbo is equivalent to 2 Regulars. So do you think you can eat 120 Regulars? That's 1/minute for 2 hours. I think you'll fail.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Summit
wow i didn't realize how many calories these puppies are. i'm 5'5 and 135 lbs. my last bet w/ this guy i totally whooped his butt, 4 filet o fish from mcds in 15 minutes. i will post results if i do this and find a way to buy cheaper slim jims.

I used to be a big slim jims eater and I can say pretty confidently that you're going to have a tough time with this. The most I've ever done was four boxes of giants in a DAY and that's only about two thirds total product of what you're looking at here.

If you absolutely insist on doing this, my recommendation is to go with the giants instead of the monsters. That casing slides right on through you and if you get lucky you might have a lot of it in your intestines by the time you hit the second hour. Also this is going to wreak havoc on your system. Have a LOT of water ready for after the bet and maybe a box of cracklin oat bran to push all that product out of you.

Good luck and remember your training.

 

[summit]

where did u find the big box... i usually just pick up one on my way home from work since the bodega is on my way from lab to parking lot. thanks man

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Summit
where did u find the big box... i usually just pick up one on my way home from work since the bodega is on my way from lab to parking lot. thanks man

I used to work in this convenience store part time and they would order me whatever I wanted at cost. I'd recommend hitting up some small bodegas and asking if they will cut you a deal OR a grocery store.

 

[Saint Michael]

I would be worried about the massive salt intake, not the calories.

 

[DefDC]

Hmmm.. About 120mg of sodium in a regular size... and that's 5% of your recommended daily value. I'd be worried about that...

And that's just the sodium. No telling what the casing is going to do to your guts... I'd pass on this one...

 

[summit]

my baby's momma is a nurse she should be able to help me lol

 

[sonambulo]

You are going to tape this or at least take photos, right?

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: DefDC
Hmmm.. About 120mg of sodium in a regular size... and that's 5% of your recommended daily value. I'd be worried about that...

And that's just the sodium. No telling what the casing is going to do to your guts... I'd pass on this one...

According to this http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item/122559.html there are 500mg of sodium in a single regular Slim Jim. Times 60 is 30,000, which is 30 grams of sodium. Salt is 40% sodium, so eating 60 Slim Jims is like eating 75 grams of salt, or almost 2/3 of a cup. 2/3 of a cup of salt in 2 hours... you'll throw up, and if you don't throw up it'll be even worse.

 

[summit]

if me and my roommate agree on the terms to the bet the next time i see him we will tape this put it on youtube.

 

[MegaVovaN]

the question is, how much you all want to bet that SUmmit will lose this "challenge"?

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Canai
Go for it. Post results.

grabs lawn chair...


come on wuss... you love em, you can do it, but up his bet to 200 dollars!

 

[Cattlegod]

live video.

 

[Flammable]

do it you pussy

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
the question is, how much you all want to bet that SUmmit will lose this "challenge"?

Let's just skip the Do it/Fail and go straight to: Time of Death

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael

Originally posted by: DefDC
Hmmm.. About 120mg of sodium in a regular size... and that's 5% of your recommended daily value. I'd be worried about that...

And that's just the sodium. No telling what the casing is going to do to your guts... I'd pass on this one...

According to this http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item/122559.html there are 500mg of sodium in a single regular Slim Jim. Times 60 is 30,000, which is 30 grams of sodium. Salt is 40% sodium, so eating 60 Slim Jims is like eating 75 grams of salt, or almost 2/3 of a cup. 2/3 of a cup of salt in 2 hours... you'll throw up, and if you don't throw up it'll be even worse.

I don't know... I was in an eating contest, I chowed down 16 grilled cheese in 12 minutes, each had 2 slices of cheese. Probably around 300mg of sodium per slice, factor in they were fried in butter it had to be at least 800mg or more a sammich. Then I ate 3 plates of deep fried hot wings, 20 per place in 5 minutes. Little did I know the 3rd and final food challenge was Oysters, I freaking cannot stand them so I didn't touch them. Out of 50 people I finished 35th I bet my total salt intake was as much as as 60 king size slim jims. I did not throw up, I did feel pretty awful for about 24 hours and the next morning I was on the shitter for about 30 minutes. I'm sure the salt almost was the death of me.

But that which doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.

I still say DO IT! He won't die, and to be able to tell people he ate 60 king size slim jims which would be pure bad ass.

 

[IlllI]

good god.

i want some before and after pics of this!

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Summit
my baby's momma is a nurse she should be able to help me lol

Your baby's momma... hm...

 

[natep]

you will shit liquid grease for days.

 

[pyonir]

A friend of mine in high school shoved a whole Subway 6" sub into his mouth, just because we said he couldn't do it. He did it...and nearly choked because we made him laugh. He chewed it up and finished it though.

 

[n7]

Don't do it...